Never ending rap [MiniRanks]

You giving someone a smack? More like you getting yourself a snack,
This thread has run off course with your fatass, I'mma bring it back on track,
I'm the king o' this thread, don't deny it, no one loves the way you lie

 

Got done with school weeks ago, you're still wearing the tie
Claimin' you're the shit when you've only made $100 off a shit site - sigh
I'm still tired but I can still hire myself to flame on you

 

You say you're tired, was it 'cause of playing peek-a-boo?
Don't lie to me, I know that it's fuckin' true,
You play peek-a-boo with your dad, don't you, Mr. Nerd?

 

That shit didn't even make sense you piece of turd
A little bird passed by in a blur and told you were gay and you got burned - so I heard
I didn't believe it, but again, it's you so stupid people do stupid things

 

Stupid people, stupid things? Get out and grow some wings,
Go and fly with that bird, like a stone out of a sling,
Read my last post again, and you'll understand, I'm the MAN

 

I seen you, and you were a man without fans.
If I were you, I'd get some more of those tans.
I'm like an angel, with my eyes staring from every angle.

 

Even though I'm a saint, in my spare time I gamble.
And when I lose, I give 'em all a strangle.
With the money I win, I go and buy some bangles.

 

I'm hammerin you from every angle,
Puttin you in a web of tangles,
Try gettin' out of that, you fuckin' limp cat

 

Don't talk girl 'cause I'm 'bout to smack you with my baseball bat
I hope you know what I'm talking about when you see my big, furry cat
I hope that you suckie-suckie until your mouth can't take no more

 

I definately can't take no more
Of you being such a little whore
Get on your knees, cuz you my bitch, this will go off without a hitch

 

I think YOU should be on your knees or in the kitchen making me a sandwich
I'm rich so you betta listen to me before you get a stitch and get pitched around and thrown in a ditch
Sorry girl I didn't mean to go hard like that, but just listen to yo self babe

 

Hard like that, all I hear from you
Is rit tat tat rit tat tat
Chokin from my leash, bet it makes you wanna swallow bleach

 

Shut the hell up and stop posting in this thread is all I can preach
Just reach inside and teach me something new on the beach
I don't know if I want you anymore, so get the hell out through my front door

 

You want me out the door
So I don't school you anymore
Don't worry, you're my new bitch, don't be scared no more

 

Your butthole, your vag, the couple things I made sore and tore
Get on the floor on all four to behold what's really in store
You are a complete waste of my time, so commit a crime, and end it before you spit out another stupid rhyme

 

I climb through the slime
From your mouth, trying to spit decent rhymes
I see the cries in your eyes, you being anally sore, but I will protect my bitch

 

Hahanerd think's hes tough, thinks hes lyrically rich
Truth is, hes a cupcake boy who's fatherless and raised by a witch
Oblivious to pain he turns and spins like a fatboy, battibwoy

 

Son, look at yourself; you're just a fatty toy.
Nipples as big as women - now looking at those, I enjoy.
With hair as much as a bear, somethin' you ain't even aware.

 

Shaddap gurt, go beg your mom for an asian pear,
Goddamn you fatty, you won't even share,
A slice of it is licked, never chewed, just like my dick

 

You just admitted that your dick hasn't been wet and looks like a stick
Ask your mother how she thought of mine and she'll tell you it was nice and thick
Your signature disgusts me to the point where I just wanna shoot you