Never ending rap [MiniRanks]

Meet me at the alley alone, and I'll give you a show.
The type you ain't never seen, starting with a dildo.
Better bring along some friends, 'cause I'll be their end.

 

Gurt and superman are followin' the same trend
They both befriend and defend, but they can't pretend they have a boyfriend
Life for them must suck - maybe they should get ran over by a truck

 

Hey nerd, you're one to talk, 16 years without a fuck,
Today's your day of luck, come and meet Chuck,
He'll suck and suck till you blush and say "oh shucks"

 

Idiot, get your facts straight, I've actually done 5 fucks
I don't know how girls even get close to you, can't even pay them 5 bucks
Enough of the virgin talk, I'll get a surgeon to increase the size of your cock

 

Before you enter, you betta give him a knock.
Cause his clinic's door always has a lock.
The surgeon's an old geezer - no guarantee that he won't squeeze ya.

 

He can't find anything to squeeze, ha
There's only one person to blame for this, pa
Let's flame him together so he can leave

 

Rhymes like yours make a nigga wanna grieve,
fully strapped, LA on my sleeve,
haha Nerd gtfo sythe for a bit your totally bogus.

 

Your rhymes have no focus.
They remind me of locusts.
Bang your head and wake up.

 

Mensch, your name sounds like the crap I took this mornin', sup?
You're trust level is below zero, I'm 9000 plus and up up up
Get outta here, I own this thread, somebody wants to argue with me, go right ahead

 

I don't come on this site to gain trust or cred,
9000 plus and up, ever get a girl to give you head?
Stop tryin to act hard on this thread, Mensch Mallard leave you straight dead...

 

Hey fatty boy, like I said, I've already got plenty of head
Lose some weight, and maybe you'll be bait for a couple chicks like I said
You came and now you must leave my area

 

Fatty boy? Your words speak of self conscious, girls must stay away from you like malaria
I don't have to speak about mine, ask from Newyork to the Bay, Mensch Mallard bring Hysteria
So many vouches in your sig, who do you leave impressed? Last girl you slept with was your right hand, that must leave you stressed*

 

My mom saw your post and said that you're messed.
And I said that you simply lacked success.
Claiming he didn't come for credit, when the game is all about it.

 

You say the game is all about it? TWC boss man, bit hit?
Your a shameful actor Gurtaton, your mom lacks common sense & witt.
Now get up off your computer grab a snack, an apple or an orange.

 

Get off that seat called life and and go eat some porridge.
I'll hold the door for you but don't mind the broken hinge.
Before you go, take your dirty nasty filth.

 

Mensch is fat, it's okay bro you first need to get built
You've never been inside a vag so let me explain how your mom's felt
Felt like heaven when I stuck all seven, got her revvin' when I put it in

 

Been away all dsy how you guys been?
Aw, seems like nerd's still stuck in Ms. Lin's trash bin,
School's over for me, but not for you, atleast you'll have the trash bin for poo

 

That shit's been over for weeks, so go shoo.
You think errybody's the same, which makes me think you're a fool.
Welcome back to this thread, but you gonna be dead.

 

you have no rhyming scheme, is your brain filled with lead?
watch the word's your rhyming, cause you've already said what he's said.
All you bwoyz turn red in the face, I turn swisher in lungs to purple.

 

Boy, you are a blind whore; you can't even throw me in a whirlpool.
Didn't just say what he said, cause I know if I did I'd be in a hirple.
You can keep talking trash, but kid, that won't stop me from giving you a smack.