most annoying boner moment

[fudgemsmaster]

what is your most annoying boner moment?

mine was back in highschool when the bus would pick me up ready to drop me off at my house and id get a raging boner while wearing shorts*had baseball last class* and id have to get off at the next stop making me walk all the way to my house

and its not like i could cover it up it was raging like i know you guys understand lol

 

[kill dank]

I hate getting boners when I'm just chillen by my self away from everyone and I need to go to the other room for something. you walk in in front of everyone and its like they think you were masturbating

just walk them off though

Also, when I'm not around my family I show off my bulge. I'm proud.

 

[Coinshare]

Rofl mine was when the bell would ring to go to my next class (high school) and I'd get the biggest boner and I'd be like crap go down go down haha. I'd carry my sweater to cover it up (If I didn't bring one tough luck haha)

 

[NuEra]

whenever i get boners i tuck my penis up so its stuck against my thighs and my shorts/pants.. works like a charm lol

 

[davidh93]

when u get one right before a teacher calls you up to do something 0_O

 

[PieAndChips]

When your in P.E and you decide to wear tight shorts on that specific day.

 

[Kabal]

Told this guy I wasn't gay so he started rubbing my cock and I got a boner and everyone at school laughed at me and told me I was gay, worst day of my life

 

[JohnK]

I just hide my boner in my waistband... *Superbad quote* But nah, nothing major has happend before

 

[/\/\oo Please]

Was in class and suddenly female gym teacher asks to see me outside, raging boner had to walk out from the back of the class like crouching and shit everyone thought i was having sex with her

this was the 8th grade tho

 

[johnty15]

once i got a boner before having sex with my girlfriend :laugh:

 

[rs nechryeal]

Told this guy I wasn't gay so he started rubbing my cock and I got a boner and everyone at school laughed at me and told me I was gay, worst day of my life

... I don't know how to even begin a response to this...

 

[Jaykae]

... I don't know how to even begin a response to this...

I thought the exact same,

Also i have never had a "boner moment"

 

[Try and run]

9th grade gym... We had class in the gymnasium and then in the classroom every other day. This day we had it in the classroom. We were going up to the front of the class to get something, and I got the biggest boner of my life. I tucked it into my waistband, but I think that it was still noticeable.

 

[Aroxez]

I got nothing to be afraid of.

 

[rspooper]

Told this guy I wasn't gay so he started rubbing my cock and I got a boner and everyone at school laughed at me and told me I was gay, worst day of my life

You let a guy rub your cock?

 

what is your most annoying boner moment?

mine was back in highschool when the bus would pick me up ready to drop me off at my house and id get a raging boner while wearing shorts*had baseball last class* and id have to get off at the next stop making me walk all the way to my house

and its not like i could cover it up it was raging like i know you guys understand lol

Yeah you did.

 

[yami]

whenever i get boners i tuck my penis up so its stuck against my thighs and my shorts/pants.. works like a charm lol

Must be nice having a small, more maneuverable penis.

 

[yami]

Told this guy I wasn't gay so he started rubbing my cock and I got a boner and everyone at school laughed at me and told me I was gay, worst day of my life

I'm a gay guy, and I told this cute kid he was gay (acts like he is) so I started rubbing his cock (He didn't stop me) and he got a boner. Everyone laughed at him and I got to feel him up.

 

[rspooper]

A boner at the pool with pretty girls around you.

 

[Travis]

I'm a gay guy, and I told this cute kid he was gay (acts like he is) so I started rubbing his cock (He didn't stop me) and he got a boner. Everyone laughed at him and I got to feel him up.

Um wtf??? lol

You rubbed up some guy while the rest of the class was watching? lol'd