I broke my...

[sharksfan]

I broke my penis yesterday. I was home alone naked, watching porn, then BAM, I get a boner, and I was like "I wonder what will happen if I do a belly flop onto the floor going penis first?" So, I do it and it really hurt, so when my mom comes home, I tell her what happened and she took me to the doctor and she (very attractive docter) took a look at my penis and came to the conclusion that I broke my penis. While she was "examining" my penis, I got a boner because she was really HOT! The moral of this story is never do a belly-flop penis first onto the ground...

Please feel my pain and I hope you can learn a thing or two (like I did)...

 

[bizcuits21]

i broke my penis doing a bellyflop last year i feel your pain

 

[stay bombin]

lol if ur tryin to make fun of me, i dont take shit up the ass so i dont really care, but dam bro i feel bad if u gotta watch porn and jack off

 

[Billyy]

It's impossible to break your penis.

 

[1337_Byte]

Why would you even want to do that...

 

[stankinrange]

trying to find the glory hole?

 

[$ king bling $]

thats....retarded lol...how can you break your pencil?

 

[sharksfan]

I really don't know why I really did it...
but, going to the doctors and telling a female docter that I think that I broke my penis was very embarrassing. Especially when she asked if it hurt to get a boner (which it did)...She told me to jack off so she could "examine" my penis, and I wanted to tell her, "could you help me by taking your clothes off," but I held back...

 

[Billyy]

Your penis doesn't have any bones.. It's just blood vessels.

 

[Beliar]

What idea come to your head? Now you know, that porn only hurts you.

 

[sharksfan]

What idea come to your head? Now you know, that porn only hurts you.

Ya, nothing good came from this: im grounded for a month for looking at porn, I embarrassed myself in front of the hottest docter, and now my penis is broken and I am not recomended to mastrubate for the next two weeks, so it can heal. But, my docter was really hot (big boobs, can always see her bra and cleavage, and always wears this sexy small skirt that I just want to look and feel up into...=]

 

[bllc]

lol when i had to get a phisical i had a hot doctor to i no how it feels lol... not fun

 

[dogoncouch]

It's impossible to break your penis.

you can still break the connective tissues and muscles

 

[Zypur]

So did you poke the doctor in the eye with it? Because if you did, the story would be almost somewhat beleiveable.

 

[kingnick0694]

Great story, priceless lesson: don't do a bellyflop on the floor when you have a boner... couldn't have said it better myself...

 

[333]

it your penis doesn't have bones, then how come when you got a boner its really hard and shit?

 

[MrP12]

ha ha thats kind of funny, i dont even know why u would try that. you got a cast on it?

 

[sharksfan]

no cast because its kinda hard to get a cast that changes size...
but, it took a while for the doctor to figure out what was wrong with me because she did "tests" like making me pee with a boner and making me get boners and then making "it" get smaller (which was hard to do with a hot doctor...)

Any more questions? (lol)

 

[1337_Byte]

it your penis doesn't have bones, then how come when you got a boner its really hard and shit?

Because blood is pumped to it, there is no bone at all.

 

[be ez]

For some reason I knew you broke it before I opened the thread!