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I broke my...

dude thats really funny
 
Yea man that happened to me ... but then i smacked the doctor in the face with it....
not...
 
MrP12 said:
lol i cant really remember what movie it was from but im sure it was from one of the American Pie movies that the guy broke his dick and he had a cast on it. :-P
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Eternal Viagra Yay!!!!!
 
Billyy said:
Your penis doesn't have any bones.. It's just blood vessels.
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You can break your penis, not in the actual sense of breaking though like bones. If its filled with blood and you were to do something stupid like that, the blood wouldn't be able to escape from the penis quick enough. One causing a lot of pain...two rupturing the vessels that hold the blood.
 
for those who don't believe me...I would take of pic of my dick and show you except its of my dick and would be considered porn...
But, I can tell you, that my dick looks normal, but bends off to the left slightly (because its broken).

Overall, there were two good things that came of this: my hot doctor was stroking my penis and she said that my penis was quite large for my age. =]
 
thats funny but disturbing... thanks for the advice.
 
Something like that comedy film where that guy eats loads of Viagra and falls out the window?
 
Billyy said:
It's impossible to break your penis.
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Penile fractures occur when an erect penis is thrust against a harder, less flexible object. This could happen if someone enthusiastically plunges and pumps his penis into a partner, or a pillow let's say, and misses or "over-runs" the intended opening and instead hits a pubic bone, headboard, or other hard surface. If the object is hard enough, and the erect penis is thrust with enough force, that thick membrane surrounding the corpora cavernosa can tear, causing an audible "cracking" sound, abrupt loss of erection, severe pain and bruising, and a penis that is typically "bent" to one side or the other.

Penile fractures are a medical emergency and must be evaluated and treated immediately. In severe cases, it is possible to damage the urethra, interfering with urination. Treatment for penile fractures consists of immediate evaluation, and, most often, surgical intervention to repair the tunica albuginea and restore or preserve erectile function and the ability to pass urine. Similar to other fractures, the sooner the broken part is "set," the less likely permanent damage and misshapenness will result.
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http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2382.html

:)
 
i was lol'ing at this thread. omg if there was a contest for best sythe thread ever this would be it its so hilarious! :)
 
Zypur said:
No, it actually happened. What kind of fool would lie to publically make themselves look stupid? He obviously broke his penis-bone.
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Yea, i guess you're right... Good luck with the penis man, you'll need it.
 
You can't break it but you can dislocate it.
Its common when males roll out of bed and land on their morning glory.
Remember this.
If you hear a loud crack as your penis is pushed towards your thigh area, followed closely by a shocking burning / stabbing type pain.
DO NOT TOUCH IT!

On topic.
What kind of moron belly-flops onto an errection?
 
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