I'm Fucked.

[Th33Narb]

Just ice barrage a few times then run up to him, turn piety on and dds spec him out

 

[johnty15]

Dude... Just tell him he cumed his pants. Hes 15. He will fucking cry. Bring a dds just in case though. And don't ask random girls to show you there tits... Let this be a lesson.

 

[SimmaSix]

Ok first you'll need to go out and buy a nice wand and staff, and make sure you get plenty of enchanting mats so that you're armour is higher than him (Even though he's level 14 and you're level 13).

When you get there, hide in the bushes and wait for him, hopefully nobody else had to fight him that day otherwise you might have to wait for him to regen and that'd suck balls.

Anyway hopefully he is there, and if he is, don't get to close or you might agro him, and that would forfeit your casting time. So while in the bushes, cast a shadow bolt from far away and after casting but while it's still in the air, hit him with all your DOTs, like corruption and curse of agony. At this time he'll be running towards you so start casting fear and hopefully by the time he gets to you it will have just finished casting.

While he's running away just snag him with your wand over and over or use shadow bolt, either way is fine. Just keep fearing him until he dies, remembering to DOT him with your curses when they run out.

If you win, don't forget to loot him, as I'm sure he'll have some sweat goods and shit, as level 14 wankers usually do.

That was fucking gold.

 

[Swan]

That was fucking gold.

Pure gold. That is the funniest reply I've seen in a long time

 

[Lynx.]

Turns out he did know where my house was.. he came, he told my dad he was of my friends.. then they fuckin bashed me up.. black eye nearly broken wrist

 

[Lulz]

So he beat you up in your own house? Thats weak dude.

 

[Lynx.]

He had others.. i had no1 to back me up.

 

[gaytime]

wish u lived in london i woulda had my mates helped you out. they were on the news 2 nights ago for a stabbing =/ there afraid of nobody

wooooo, hard cunt.

 

[gaytime]

it seems like you dont have any mates to help you so just bring your daddy or something.

 

[eias]

He had others.. i had no1 to back me up.

If i were you i would've brought a kitchen knife to protect myself or anything,but seems you didn't do that so nvm..
ConclusionON'T ask for girls tits,porn movies aren't there for no reason

 

[Lynx.]

I WAS FUCKING JOKING U SILLY BITCH. i know these girls irl, they knew i was joking.. the allen guy only got ticked off cos he thought it was real + i acted like a smart ass 2 him.

 

[p3t3rf]

If the level 14 is alot stronger than you

Selling super pots, $5.99 per set.

 

[Lynx.]

it seems like you dont have any mates to help you so just bring your daddy or something.

I thought the guy was joking wen he said where i lived, u think i expected him 2 come 2 my house? if i knew he was coming i'd get a few m8's.

 

[Swan]

Turns out he did know where my house was.. he came, he told my dad he was of my friends.. then they fuckin bashed me up.. black eye nearly broken wrist

Dude, harden the fuck up.

Thats barely worth a bandaid. What did they do? Slap you?

 

[selling 70 mill]

tbh mate i think your whole story is a complete load of fucking ball shit.....what silly gay ass motherfucker gets beaten in their own house??

 

[Lulz]

He had others.. i had no1 to back me up.

Still its piss weak if a mob of people come to your own house and beat you up.


Haha Swan.
"Chopper says, HARDEN THE FUCK UP!"

 

[hardxcore]

omg dis guy is lyk hardc0re.

oi hardx luk @ dis guy, hes sik.

woah 2 19 year olds!
DAS EQUAL TOO ONE 38 yr old lul.
he bashed a old man.

 

[Raunch It K]

^^ Premium Quality Boobs,
anyway,if you don't want to tell your parents then,simply,get your friends!don't you have friends?or as i told you get yourself a weapon,try to do some trap at Coles,just use your imagination,even if you lost the fight,don't feel ashamed,you had the balls to challenge him at least..

you own.

lynx /phail.

 

[hardxcore]

you own.

lynx /phail.

fail is spelt with a FFFF not a PHHHH.
dumpoobrain.

 

[TrIggA]

haha

how fucked up are you?
My cat kills everyone on his own territory and you couldnt even bring a kitchen knife...

And your dad was there? Did he film it and put it on youtube?