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I didn't realize this until last night at the modest mouse concert. My sister told me she was going and I figured oh well, I might as well go I liked their last album.
So it was around 630ish when I parked and started walking up to the venue. This girl was standing there looking like she was waiting for someone, not cute but not fugly. She asked me for a cigarette As I got one out I noticed she looked as if she was going to cry. I asked her if anything was wrong and she said her boyfriend was fighting with her about going to the concert. I told her that sucks, she should just have fun.
At this point, she started to follow me as I walked and talking about what an ass he was. How he hated modest mouse, and he never liked anything she ever did. BLAH BLAH fucking BLAH. So, I looked back at her and I told her to shut the fuck up, It didn't mean it as a bad thing. She had an expression like "Holy shit, this guy just told me to shut the fuck up."
She had the nerve to continue, I guess she didn't get the point I made in front of 10 other people. * Oh and I guess they thought I was with her cause they all gave me dirty looks too* I turned around again, and told her I didn't have anyone to go with, and that if she would tone it down a little, and cut her antics I would surely go in with her, and buy her a drink and talk.
Alright she tones it down, so we get in and go to the bar. She had the nerve to order the BIGGEST beer they had like 40 some oz. At this point I didn't really care, because I already smelled the weed. So, we walk up the hill * it was out side, and sat down. I asked her name, how old she was, what she was doing in Columbus, ETC. At this point she was calmed down and I felt I had done my job.
No, after a while of talking and opening bands she wanted another drink. I thought to myself this was my chance. I saw three gorgeous girls in front of me light a massive joint, and I watched them pass it like four times. I told her I would be right back, and walked up behind them, I asked them for a hit, and The one in the middle looked at me and said "yea, sure man" her eyes were so hazel with a hint of blue around the edges.
This is where it gets really bad. The girl I was with saw me sit down. She immediately jumped up and charged me, all the time yelling and shit. "I can't believe you just did that, just smoking weed with random strangers" I sat the bitch down, she had pissed me off and I told her EXACTLY how it was. I picked her up, being nice and all, bought her this HUGE drink, and listened to her whine about her boyfriend.
I then turned around and sat back down for another rotation. they laughed their asses off, and we chilled.
The concert was great, at the end I saw her again and she was bawling her eyes out. I kinda felt bad. But I was happy. But right then my MOM walked in..
I SMOKED ONE LITTLE BLUNT and my mom got scared
And said "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin’ and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin’ like,
Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
BEL AIRED MOTHER FUCKERS!
So it was around 630ish when I parked and started walking up to the venue. This girl was standing there looking like she was waiting for someone, not cute but not fugly. She asked me for a cigarette As I got one out I noticed she looked as if she was going to cry. I asked her if anything was wrong and she said her boyfriend was fighting with her about going to the concert. I told her that sucks, she should just have fun.
At this point, she started to follow me as I walked and talking about what an ass he was. How he hated modest mouse, and he never liked anything she ever did. BLAH BLAH fucking BLAH. So, I looked back at her and I told her to shut the fuck up, It didn't mean it as a bad thing. She had an expression like "Holy shit, this guy just told me to shut the fuck up."
She had the nerve to continue, I guess she didn't get the point I made in front of 10 other people. * Oh and I guess they thought I was with her cause they all gave me dirty looks too* I turned around again, and told her I didn't have anyone to go with, and that if she would tone it down a little, and cut her antics I would surely go in with her, and buy her a drink and talk.
Alright she tones it down, so we get in and go to the bar. She had the nerve to order the BIGGEST beer they had like 40 some oz. At this point I didn't really care, because I already smelled the weed. So, we walk up the hill * it was out side, and sat down. I asked her name, how old she was, what she was doing in Columbus, ETC. At this point she was calmed down and I felt I had done my job.
No, after a while of talking and opening bands she wanted another drink. I thought to myself this was my chance. I saw three gorgeous girls in front of me light a massive joint, and I watched them pass it like four times. I told her I would be right back, and walked up behind them, I asked them for a hit, and The one in the middle looked at me and said "yea, sure man" her eyes were so hazel with a hint of blue around the edges.
This is where it gets really bad. The girl I was with saw me sit down. She immediately jumped up and charged me, all the time yelling and shit. "I can't believe you just did that, just smoking weed with random strangers" I sat the bitch down, she had pissed me off and I told her EXACTLY how it was. I picked her up, being nice and all, bought her this HUGE drink, and listened to her whine about her boyfriend.
I then turned around and sat back down for another rotation. they laughed their asses off, and we chilled.
The concert was great, at the end I saw her again and she was bawling her eyes out. I kinda felt bad. But I was happy. But right then my MOM walked in..
I SMOKED ONE LITTLE BLUNT and my mom got scared
And said "you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"
I begged and pleaded with her the other day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kissin’ and she gave me my ticket
I put my walkman on and said I might aswell kick it
First class, yo this is bad,
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass
Is this what the people of bel-air livin’ like,
Hmm this might be alright!
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "yo, home smell you later"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air
BEL AIRED MOTHER FUCKERS!
