If runescape was real life...

The warriors guild duh, you seen that big mothafucker who guards the entrance. Plus everything you need is inside. Food, drink, and a women.

 

On tutorial island.

 

If I can't hide in my own house, then I'll just hide in my friend's house...

 

Sorceress Garden, Zombies don't know how to teleport!

 

yeah thats a decent place actually, or nex place

 

I would hide it out upstairs in seers bank, seers is my favorite place in game.

 

Some really good answers, but I think i have the best spot in the game:

I would hide in the Chest Room in Barrows, because zombies can't do puzzles, win =D

However, if for some reason RS Zombies could solve puzzles, then I would definitely find some place very high in the air, that you had to fly to, or some remote island, like Crandor, and even then if they found me, you could just stock up on Law Runes (which would then cost about 1m each) - and abuse the hell out of teleports whenever zombies got close =D

Fun thread.

 

I would hide in agility training place in wildy, underground.

 

Hide? I'd fight til death.

 

Edgeville bank <3

 

i would throw rocks at the goblins lol

 

ID probably kill myself because of the EOC and people laughing at me.

 

Lletya.... just cut magic logs till they die from the traps in the woods... lol.. they prob dont have the agility to get there anyhow

 

Probably at Castle Wars, or maybe in Varrock Castle

 

I would drop kids for their banks! =p Or be at Castle Wars.

 

actually the place where u get hunter skill cape is really good. thats my new place, its quit and peaceful there

 

I would complete DT and barrage the shit out of every1

 

I'd be banned for botting cooking, takeaway isn't allowed

 

lolololol

 

Grand exchange - i woud be a banker.