If runescape was real life...

hahaha this just made my day lol!!!

 

fally mining place cape in the place where you have to do dragon slayer quest

 

crandor lol? thats a decent place

 

Meiyerditch

Why? It takes a while to get there and those Vyrewatch would put the Zombies in the Mining Concentration Camps (lol)

 

Lol at that.

I would be at Meiyerditch too for the same reason.

 

I don't know if you have noticed, but there's no toilet/bathroom at nex.

 

he can just shit down the abyss while nex is re spawning

 

I would hide in my player owned house and lock
the portal. Nothing can enter LOL.

 

meh it would be impossible to bot in rl :/

 

It wouldn't be impossible! We already have machines today that chop down trees etc in real life

On topic, I'd hide in the maze random event

 

OP said it can't be your house.

Personally if RS was RL i would swim back to Tutorial Island and hide there xD, got everything you could possibly need to survive forever.

 

I would definitely do enough randoms to get the full zombie outfit, then dress as a zombie and just blend in - carry on with my everyday scape life.

 

I would hide with the Wise old man. Worse comes to worse they eat him I get a free party hat

 

yeah cant be your house! And dressing up as a zombie is fucking awsome haha and then go skill or somth

 

bumppp haha

 

I'd go slaying Zombies.. Slaying was my favorite thing to do and I would probably not hide. BUT if the scenario is I HAVE to hide, I'd sit at the Tormented demons. They'd help fight the zombies off (hopefully!)

 

Been a long time since I've seen this thread. I'll give it another crack

At FOG for free runes to barrage the shit out of anything that moves

Or at Castle Wars for free bandages to heal myself while living the lavish high life in a castle

 

Try to claw them out =]

 

I would just kick the shit out of everything like I normally do.

 

If runescape was real life... I'd be a fucking billionaire running away from the law (jagex) since I rwt