I have finally found one.

[CruZr]

At my school, Hacking is when you can get on Myspace because it's blocked on our computers at school.... hahahaha

Hahahaha.
Gave me a good laugh.

cool story brah

Thanks.

Pretty cool lol, I would've put:

@echo off
shutdown -s -f -t 30 -c "Fuck you, cruZr for life!!!"

That would do good in his startup

I wish the z in mah name wasn't capitalized.
D:

But yeah, shutdown ones are annoying because it takes longer.

I like spamming like 40000 msg boxes saying soemthing like

@echo off
:Sect1
mspaint.exe
notepad.exe
msg * FAIL
goto Sect1

Ha ha. Nice. That is a 1337 skill.

Nah, not really.
"1337" is way way way way beyond me.
I don't really want to be "l33t" either.

 

[Inventor]

Haha. I would have done pretty much the same thing except changing his passwords to Epic Fail to further remind them of the epic fail.

People like that deserve exactly what you did to them. No real damage done.

Luckily I don't know anyone that claims to be a l33t hax0r

 

[Cody592]

Lolz hes stupid. Why would he try that pathetic attempt?

 

[Python]

Good story, poor Fanny.

What a sad kid.

 

[qpwoeiruty]

i lol'd that fanny

 

[CruZr]

Lolz hes stupid. Why would he try that pathetic attempt?

no clue tbh.

 

[Macroman]

@echo off
delete -c
-----------
It works better than logoff.

 

[Inventor]

i lol'd that fanny

Seconded. I enjoyed this thread.

 

[TrIggA]

Very nice.. Play him until he least expects it.
But you never know - he may find a fresh guide lol

 

[MatthewGor123]

At my school, Hacking is when you can get on Myspace because it's blocked on our computers at school.... hahahaha

Rofl +1. I was at a friends house, and he's like "dude, I won't tell you my password cuz it's super secret, and it's my pass to everything. I'd tell you if you weren't such a douchebag to me" and he just left. So I just foudn a program to decode the asterisks for remembered passwords. It was fun

Pretty cool lol, I would've put:

@echo off
shutdown -s -f -t 30 -c "Fuck you, cruZr for life!!!"

That would do good in his startup

That woulda been smart I wonder if he'll figure out how to resolve the issue ^_^