What should I do?

[Cymru]

Ok, so a boy in my school (who was a friend) walks with me and another friend to the corner store near our school. He leaves early, and he goes into my bag and takes my memory stick (I didn't know this at the time but I have proof now). He takes home the memory stick, and replaces it the next day. He deleted all my files on my memory stick (but he didn't know my memory stick is like a "dual memory" so formatting it only gets rid of half of it) so I have all my valuables still. Well he puts a bat file on it saying "IF YOU WANT YOUR FILES BACK" and I checked what it did, and it basically corrupts my whole computer. Now this is going too far.

I can one up him in anything on computers, so I have a choice.

I can either make a program that checks if it is him thats using the computer, wait until he puts in a memory stick, then delete all of his files on his drive and memory stick. I'm also thinking of backing them up so I can use them as bait or something (but he knows I'm basically the only one in school who knows how to do this), or report everything he's done, and get him in trouble/suspended/expelled (but unlikely). I don't really want to tell anyone because if he remains in school he'll just be trying to get his own back, so I might threaten him with the above.

Ok, first of all, this may seem harsh on my side (somewhat), but he's lost all the source codes for programs I've made (that's about 30 hours of code), deleted all my school work etc. and for all I know, he might still own my files (which is bad).

 

[waltrulz]

you should shoot him in the knee capes, or kill him. If you do kill him make sure you get rid of the body.

 

[LegitNamesCo]

I'd do the first option.

Fuck his comp up.

 

[Cymru]

it wouldn't do damage to his computer, because for that to work I'd need him to run the program himself at home. This would just delete all his school work and his files on his memory stick.

 

[i defin3 pk]

Forget telling anyone/ getting his comp. There are more corruptive punishments like socially demeaning him.

 

[Cymru]

how would that work... and that would probably mean me getting in trouble.

 

dude just beat the hell out of him.

 

[FlubbyWubs]

Lol. You should probably take a blade and jab it right into his nut sack. But if you don't want to be that drastic, deff fuck his computer up.. telling on him would be a bitchy thing. if someone plays dirty you fuck them in the ass..

 

[i defin3 pk]

how would that work... and that would probably mean me getting in trouble.

Egg him in a public area (when hes with friends)/ Sexually tease him and then tell him that hes an ugly child and you don't like him/ Prank call him to no extent/ Have a guy leave sexually promiscuous phone calls on his answering machine so his parents would think hes gay.

Edit:
None of these should get you in any trouble, unless you decide to egg him during school. But you can always hide after you throw the egg and nobody would know, so good luck.

 

I would go with the first option, because the second one will make you a snitch.

 

[FlubbyWubs]

In addition to what I said before, you could also post a thread on ebay or craigslist, with his phone number and say he's looking for a big black man, who likes to play rough. This could work

 

[Jay_0x]

Lol ^^^^

I think you should fuck his computer up

 

[Cymru]

dude just beat the hell out of him.

Yeh that makes sense...

Lol. You should probably take a blade and jab it right into his nut sack. But if you don't want to be that drastic, deff fuck his computer up.. telling on him would be a bitchy thing. if someone plays dirty you fuck them in the ass..

Yeh that makes sense...

XD

Egg him in a public area (when hes with friends)/ Sexually tease him and then tell him that hes an ugly child and you don't like him/ Prank call him to no extent/ Have a guy leave sexually promiscuous phone calls on his answering machine so his parents would think hes gay.

Edit:
None of these should get you in any trouble, unless you decide to egg him during school. But you can always hide after you throw the egg and nobody would know, so good luck.

That sounds really lame. These sound like the things people do when they can't one up people.

 

[LegitNamesCo]

In addition to what I said before, you could also post a thread on ebay or craigslist, with his phone number and say he's looking for a big black man, who likes to play rough. This could work

I lol'd. xD

 

[i defin3 pk]

So screwing with a memory stick and telling on him is 'oneing up'?

edit:

In addition to what I said before, you could also post a thread on ebay or craigslist, with his phone number and say he's looking for a big black man, who likes to play rough. This could work

OMG, LOL THIS ACTUALLY WORKS. Go on some random digi-chat and say "16/F/Ohio do any guys want phone sex"?

 

[Cymru]

He deletes half of my files, I delete all his files. We graduate this year, so a suspension won't look good for the future (somewhat).

 

[xxthebeastxx]

You're thinking narrowly, just about the computer.

1) Grab a bat
2) Go to his house
3) Kick in his door
4) Smash his computer
5) Smash his face
6) Roll a blunt

 

[FlubbyWubs]

Roflcopter. I still say the craigslist thing. Seriously, you have no idea how many people their are looking for some gorilla lovin'.

 

[Cymru]

You're thinking narrowly, just about the computer.

1) Grab a bat
2) Go to his house
3) Kick in his door
4) Smash his computer
5) Smash his face
6) Roll a blunt

Ok, for serial, who would actually do this?
I'm not going for murder >.<

I don't even find these posts funny.

 

[FlubbyWubs]

Oh snap. However I was being very serious about the craigslist thing. I've done it before too a friend, and it really works. Gets them pissed off and its so funny you might just have an aneurism.