I broke my...

[squnky]

wow.
why not do it onto a couch or something...
if i felt the urge to "belly flop" onto my boner.
i would simply stop, and hit myself in the head a few times,
(the one on my shoulders?) until that thought went away. fucking ridiculous.

 

[Macroman]

Wow, i didnt know it was long enough to touch the ground with all that fat you got.

 

[sharksfan]

I had to go to the doctors yesterday and my hot doctor once again had to feel and stroke my penis and she said that it is healing right and within a week it will be fully healed. I was very embarrassed, though, when my doctor gave one stroke of my penis and I got an instant boner. Then, she took off her bra and shirt and I titty fucked her. =]

jk bout last part, but all of the rest is true

 

[Swan]

I don't care about what you did. Its just the stupid way you did it.

If you're so embarassed about having a hot doctor, I'm sure you can compensate and we'll send Cruel in to do the rest.

 

[CDD]

This needs to be infracted.

1. You can't break your penis.
2. We don't care.

ffs.

 

[Xaranx]

No, it actually happened. What kind of fool would lie to publically make themselves look stupid? He obviously broke his penis-bone.

You're an idiot. Who the hell is he going to make himself look stupid in front of? Internet people? Right.

He's obviously just looking for attention.

 

[boddah1]

If you said you had raped the doctor, I would of believed you..but since you didn't it's definitely a lie.

 

[5w33t p00p3r]

If you said you had raped the doctor, I would of believed you..but since you didn't it's definitely a lie.

COMPLETE RIP OF ZYPUR:

So did you poke the doctor in the eye with it? Because if you did, the story would be almost somewhat beleiveable.

Boddah, you fail so I hard I can't explain it in words...

 

[1337_Byte]

He's probably telling the truth but I really don't see why anyone would want to do that.

 

[Kabal]

lol i cant really remember what movie it was from but im sure it was from one of the American Pie movies that the guy broke his dick and he had a cast on it.

I remember an episode of Drew Carey where that happened to Drew

 

[Daymare]

Well. That's mighty unfortunate although probably untrue.

Fortunately, during my 18 short years of life, the only bones I've broken were fingers and that was from a fight, then accidently rebreaking it by hitting it on a table a few weeks later, then I broke another finger when I punched the wall a few times due to anger

 

[Louder]

I can not believe how stupid this guy is.
He belly flops onto a hard ground. Didn't you think before you did it?
And why would you want to embarrass yourself so much to post it on sythe?

 

[boddah1]

COMPLETE RIP OF ZYPUR:



Boddah, you fail so I hard I can't explain it in words...

I didn't even read any other post on this thread other than the first one...so if it's like his, not my fault?

 

[bennytheberry]

that sucks