Konner
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- Oct 19, 2008
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Stranger: helloo
You: SHAPE UP, SOLDIER!
Stranger: im gay
You: YOU THINK THAT SHIT WILL WORK ON THE BATTLEFIELD?!
Stranger: suck it baby
You: Is it looooooooooooooooooong?
You: Because I like Dick's.... SPORTING GOODS.
Stranger: my tit is small
Stranger: i love it
Stranger: i can suck my own titties
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: looking for a hot person to webcam with yahoo or msn!
You: Hold on, first question...
You: Do you like DICKS..... SPORTING GOODS?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah
You: I'm a big fan of all their BALLS.
You: So many, and so big.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: great
You: Sorry, I'm 12 and what is this?
Stranger: idk
You: Gee willickers!
You: Golly gee fucking shit, Batman!
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
GOD DAMMIT! THESE PEOPLE LEAVE BEFORE I CAN GET THE JOKE GOING!
Stranger: hi
You: Weeaboo ****** banana fuckshit 4chan /b/ penis.
You: Don't you agree?
Stranger: let me fuck u
Stranger: i do
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: japan
You: Awww, that blows.
Stranger: big cock
You: Sorry, I don't like Japanese dudes. Only hot Japanese women.
You: Big rooster?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello!
Stranger: Bubble!
You: I like to place my PENIS in bubbles.
Stranger: In a bath?
You: Another thing to pop. *BA-DUM-CH!*
Stranger: A bubble bath?
You: Maybe.
Stranger: My brain just popped from imagining that
You: Would you like to take a bubble bath with me?
You: We can throw bubbles at each other with Disney-esque sexual undertones.
You: Are you a man or a woman?
You: Or a dinosaur?
Stranger: OR I could film you doing it and put it on youtube so you lok like a moron?
Stranger: That could be fun!
You: >OR I could film you doing it and put it on youtube so you lok like a moron?
You: Define lok for me, please.
Stranger: *look
You: Oh, so who's the moron now?
Stranger: its just a typo.
You: JUST A TYPO?!
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Stranger: Lok was the viking god of mischief.
Stranger: Got killed for effing with the god of war.
You: I bet he was putting his PENIS in bubbles too much.
You: And the god of war was all like: "WTF HOMES Y DO THAT?"
Stranger: Did the vikings have bubbles?
Stranger: I bet they did, in the sea.
You: And Lok was like: "u mad?"
You: And god of war went: "Fuck your shit! I'm gonna rip your nipples off and choke you with a ShamWow!"
You: Also, did I mention THE GAME by chance?
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Send me a picture.
You: I want to hold you.
Stranger: really
You: Caress your soft breasts...
Stranger: i think you should know
You: Run my fingers through your hair...
Stranger: im a hunchback
Stranger: like the guy in 300
You: Oh well.
Stranger: but keep going
Stranger: please
You: Are you a man of justice or a woman in the kitchen?
You: You can only choose 1 and option 6 kills you.
Stranger: well im pretty deformed, so ide say a little of both?
You: Do you have a PENIS?
Stranger: i have 3
You: Any chance of a vagina?
Stranger: yea, 6 of them
You: im 12 and what is this?
Stranger: thats ok, im only 11
You: ITC: lame memes
You: Go!
Stranger: whats a meme
You: A hamburger from venezuela.
Stranger: whatss a itc
You: ITC: In This Chat.
You: KUH MON YOH FAYS
Stranger: im going to go eat my fishhead dinner
Stranger: bye
You: NOOOO
Stranger: hey
You: yeh
Stranger: how u doin
You: noid u woh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: How's your PENIS hanging?
Stranger: TO THE LEFT~!
Stranger:
You: /b/rother?
You: Or /v/irgin?
Stranger: And the head's a healthy pink colour!
Stranger: /b/rother
You: I forgot to mention THE GAME, didn't I?
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: I thought we were friends, Anon
You: Sorry, but a cat is fine too.
Stranger: OK.
Stranger: Happy Trollin' /b/rother!
You: Thanks? (My first /b/rother on Omegle of the night! He was actually nice. I regret THE GAME'ing him so early.)
Stranger: Hello. I'm not Female.
You: That sucks. Literally.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: ih
Stranger: do u shave ?
You: evahs u od
Stranger: yes
You: COOL!
You: Let's be shaving buddies!
You: HURRAY!
Stranger: do u trim ur pubic hair ?
You: Yeah, I wouldn't want a girl to get her nose in it.
Stranger: n wht abt ass hair ?
Stranger: dunno how to remove those
You: Can't do much.
You: Plucking them hurts like hell.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: shud i ask my frd or gf ?
You: Ask friend.
Stranger: but wht if he's gay
Stranger: n suddenly gets excited
You: Make sure you tell him it's not show 'n' tell.
Stranger: ok
You: Also, a little MANLY action couldn't hurt. If he offers to do it for you, let him. He probably won't randomly start fucking you.
You: Hopefully not...
Stranger: eeks
Stranger: then i'd be fucked up
You: Not really. Just be bisexual.
You: I'm not, I'm just Dr. Phil giving tips.
Stranger: i keel u
You: Oh, before I forgot to mention something...
You: T
You: H
You: E
You: G
You: A
You: N
You: Ha.
Stranger: whts thegan
You: THEGAN?
Stranger: yeah
You: Hold on, let me get the definition.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: till then i'll masturbate
You: Here, I got the definition:
You: Hi it's Vince with Shamwow You'll be sayin wow every time you use this towel It's like a chamois it's like a towel it's like a sponge A regular towel doesn't work wet - this works wet or dry This is for the house the car the boat the RV Shamwow holds twenty times its weight in liquid Look at this It just does the work Why do you want to work twice as hard? Doesn't drip doesn't make a mess you wring it out wash it in the washing machine Made in Germany - you know the Germans always make good stuff You can cut it in half use one as a bath mat drain ya dishes with the other one use one as a towel Olympic divers they use it as a towel Look at that Completely dry Put a wet sweater roll it up it dries your sweaters Here's some cola...wine...coffee...cola...pet stains Not only is the damage gonna be on top - there's your mildew That is gonna smell See that The most absorb Were gonna do this in real time Look at this Put it on the spill turn it over Without even putting any pressure fifty percent of the cola right there You follow me camera guy? The other fifty percent the color starts to come up No other towel's gonna do that It acts like a vacuum And look at this - virtually dry on the bottom See what I'm tellin' ya? Shamwow You'll be sayin' wow every time!
Stranger: thx
Stranger: will it absorb my cum
Stranger: i m cuming
Stranger: I found out, Americans invaded Iraq
Stranger: A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate Image
You: Cool story, bro.
You: Enjoy omegle.
You have disconnected.
Part 3? FUCK YEAR!
You: SHAPE UP, SOLDIER!
Stranger: im gay
You: YOU THINK THAT SHIT WILL WORK ON THE BATTLEFIELD?!
Stranger: suck it baby
You: Is it looooooooooooooooooong?
You: Because I like Dick's.... SPORTING GOODS.
Stranger: my tit is small
Stranger: i love it
Stranger: i can suck my own titties
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: looking for a hot person to webcam with yahoo or msn!
You: Hold on, first question...
You: Do you like DICKS..... SPORTING GOODS?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah
You: I'm a big fan of all their BALLS.
You: So many, and so big.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: great
You: Sorry, I'm 12 and what is this?
Stranger: idk
You: Gee willickers!
You: Golly gee fucking shit, Batman!
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
GOD DAMMIT! THESE PEOPLE LEAVE BEFORE I CAN GET THE JOKE GOING!
Stranger: hi
You: Weeaboo ****** banana fuckshit 4chan /b/ penis.
You: Don't you agree?
Stranger: let me fuck u
Stranger: i do
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: japan
You: Awww, that blows.
Stranger: big cock
You: Sorry, I don't like Japanese dudes. Only hot Japanese women.
You: Big rooster?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hello!
Stranger: Bubble!
You: I like to place my PENIS in bubbles.
Stranger: In a bath?
You: Another thing to pop. *BA-DUM-CH!*
Stranger: A bubble bath?
You: Maybe.
Stranger: My brain just popped from imagining that
You: Would you like to take a bubble bath with me?
You: We can throw bubbles at each other with Disney-esque sexual undertones.
You: Are you a man or a woman?
You: Or a dinosaur?
Stranger: OR I could film you doing it and put it on youtube so you lok like a moron?
Stranger: That could be fun!
You: >OR I could film you doing it and put it on youtube so you lok like a moron?
You: Define lok for me, please.
Stranger: *look
You: Oh, so who's the moron now?
Stranger: its just a typo.
You: JUST A TYPO?!
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Stranger: Lok was the viking god of mischief.
Stranger: Got killed for effing with the god of war.
You: I bet he was putting his PENIS in bubbles too much.
You: And the god of war was all like: "WTF HOMES Y DO THAT?"
Stranger: Did the vikings have bubbles?
Stranger: I bet they did, in the sea.
You: And Lok was like: "u mad?"
You: And god of war went: "Fuck your shit! I'm gonna rip your nipples off and choke you with a ShamWow!"
You: Also, did I mention THE GAME by chance?
You have disconnected.
Stranger: hi
You: Send me a picture.
You: I want to hold you.
Stranger: really
You: Caress your soft breasts...
Stranger: i think you should know
You: Run my fingers through your hair...
Stranger: im a hunchback
Stranger: like the guy in 300
You: Oh well.
Stranger: but keep going
Stranger: please
You: Are you a man of justice or a woman in the kitchen?
You: You can only choose 1 and option 6 kills you.
Stranger: well im pretty deformed, so ide say a little of both?
You: Do you have a PENIS?
Stranger: i have 3
You: Any chance of a vagina?
Stranger: yea, 6 of them
You: im 12 and what is this?
Stranger: thats ok, im only 11
You: ITC: lame memes
You: Go!
Stranger: whats a meme
You: A hamburger from venezuela.
Stranger: whatss a itc
You: ITC: In This Chat.
You: KUH MON YOH FAYS
Stranger: im going to go eat my fishhead dinner
Stranger: bye
You: NOOOO
Stranger: hey
You: yeh
Stranger: how u doin
You: noid u woh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: How's your PENIS hanging?
Stranger: TO THE LEFT~!
Stranger:
You: /b/rother?
You: Or /v/irgin?
Stranger: And the head's a healthy pink colour!
Stranger: /b/rother
You: I forgot to mention THE GAME, didn't I?
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: I thought we were friends, Anon
You: Sorry, but a cat is fine too.
Stranger: OK.
Stranger: Happy Trollin' /b/rother!
You: Thanks? (My first /b/rother on Omegle of the night! He was actually nice. I regret THE GAME'ing him so early.)
Stranger: Hello. I'm not Female.
You: That sucks. Literally.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: ih
Stranger: do u shave ?
You: evahs u od
Stranger: yes
You: COOL!
You: Let's be shaving buddies!
You: HURRAY!
Stranger: do u trim ur pubic hair ?
You: Yeah, I wouldn't want a girl to get her nose in it.
Stranger: n wht abt ass hair ?
Stranger: dunno how to remove those
You: Can't do much.
You: Plucking them hurts like hell.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: shud i ask my frd or gf ?
You: Ask friend.
Stranger: but wht if he's gay
Stranger: n suddenly gets excited
You: Make sure you tell him it's not show 'n' tell.
Stranger: ok
You: Also, a little MANLY action couldn't hurt. If he offers to do it for you, let him. He probably won't randomly start fucking you.
You: Hopefully not...
Stranger: eeks
Stranger: then i'd be fucked up
You: Not really. Just be bisexual.
You: I'm not, I'm just Dr. Phil giving tips.
Stranger: i keel u
You: Oh, before I forgot to mention something...
You: T
You: H
You: E
You: G
You: A
You: N
You: Ha.
Stranger: whts thegan
You: THEGAN?
Stranger: yeah
You: Hold on, let me get the definition.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: till then i'll masturbate
You: Here, I got the definition:
You: Hi it's Vince with Shamwow You'll be sayin wow every time you use this towel It's like a chamois it's like a towel it's like a sponge A regular towel doesn't work wet - this works wet or dry This is for the house the car the boat the RV Shamwow holds twenty times its weight in liquid Look at this It just does the work Why do you want to work twice as hard? Doesn't drip doesn't make a mess you wring it out wash it in the washing machine Made in Germany - you know the Germans always make good stuff You can cut it in half use one as a bath mat drain ya dishes with the other one use one as a towel Olympic divers they use it as a towel Look at that Completely dry Put a wet sweater roll it up it dries your sweaters Here's some cola...wine...coffee...cola...pet stains Not only is the damage gonna be on top - there's your mildew That is gonna smell See that The most absorb Were gonna do this in real time Look at this Put it on the spill turn it over Without even putting any pressure fifty percent of the cola right there You follow me camera guy? The other fifty percent the color starts to come up No other towel's gonna do that It acts like a vacuum And look at this - virtually dry on the bottom See what I'm tellin' ya? Shamwow You'll be sayin' wow every time!
Stranger: thx
Stranger: will it absorb my cum
Stranger: i m cuming
Stranger: I found out, Americans invaded Iraq
Stranger: A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate Image
You: Cool story, bro.
You: Enjoy omegle.
You have disconnected.
Part 3? FUCK YEAR!
rlly
