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Stranger: helloo
You: SHAPE UP, SOLDIER!
Stranger: im gay
You: YOU THINK THAT SHIT WILL WORK ON THE BATTLEFIELD?!
Stranger: suck it baby
You: Is it looooooooooooooooooong?
You: Because I like Dick's.... SPORTING GOODS.
Stranger: my tit is small
Stranger: i love it
Stranger: i can suck my own titties
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Stranger: looking for a hot person to webcam with yahoo or msn!
You: Hold on, first question...
You: Do you like DICKS..... SPORTING GOODS?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah
You: I'm a big fan of all their BALLS.
You: So many, and so big.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: great
You: Sorry, I'm 12 and what is this?
Stranger: idk
You: Gee willickers!
You: Golly gee fucking shit, Batman!
Stranger: lol
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GOD DAMMIT! THESE PEOPLE LEAVE BEFORE I CAN GET THE JOKE GOING!
Stranger: hi
You: Weeaboo ****** banana fuckshit 4chan /b/ penis.
You: Don't you agree?
Stranger: let me fuck u
Stranger: i do
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: japan
You: Awww, that blows.
Stranger: big cock
You: Sorry, I don't like Japanese dudes. Only hot Japanese women.
You: Big rooster?
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You: Hello!
Stranger: Bubble!
You: I like to place my PENIS in bubbles.
Stranger: In a bath?
You: Another thing to pop. *BA-DUM-CH!*
Stranger: A bubble bath?
You: Maybe.
Stranger: My brain just popped from imagining that
You: Would you like to take a bubble bath with me?
You: We can throw bubbles at each other with Disney-esque sexual undertones.
You: Are you a man or a woman?
You: Or a dinosaur?
Stranger: OR I could film you doing it and put it on youtube so you lok like a moron?
Stranger: That could be fun!
You: >OR I could film you doing it and put it on youtube so you lok like a moron?
You: Define lok for me, please.
Stranger: *look
You: Oh, so who's the moron now?
Stranger: its just a typo.
You: JUST A TYPO?!
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Stranger: Lok was the viking god of mischief.
Stranger: Got killed for effing with the god of war.
You: I bet he was putting his PENIS in bubbles too much.
You: And the god of war was all like: "WTF HOMES Y DO THAT?"
Stranger: Did the vikings have bubbles?
Stranger: I bet they did, in the sea.
You: And Lok was like: "u mad?"
You: And god of war went: "Fuck your shit! I'm gonna rip your nipples off and choke you with a ShamWow!"
You: Also, did I mention THE GAME by chance?
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Stranger: hi
You: Send me a picture.
You: I want to hold you.
Stranger: really
You: Caress your soft breasts...
Stranger: i think you should know
You: Run my fingers through your hair...
Stranger: im a hunchback
Stranger: like the guy in 300
You: Oh well.
Stranger: but keep going
Stranger: please
You: Are you a man of justice or a woman in the kitchen?
You: You can only choose 1 and option 6 kills you.
Stranger: well im pretty deformed, so ide say a little of both?
You: Do you have a PENIS?
Stranger: i have 3
You: Any chance of a vagina?
Stranger: yea, 6 of them
You: im 12 and what is this?
Stranger: thats ok, im only 11
You: ITC: lame memes
You: Go!
Stranger: whats a meme
You: A hamburger from venezuela.
Stranger: whatss a itc
You: ITC: In This Chat.
You: KUH MON YOH FAYS
Stranger: im going to go eat my fishhead dinner
Stranger: bye
You: NOOOO

Stranger: hey
You: yeh
Stranger: how u doin
You: noid u woh
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You: How's your PENIS hanging?
Stranger: TO THE LEFT~!
Stranger:
You: /b/rother?
You: Or /v/irgin?
Stranger: And the head's a healthy pink colour!
Stranger: /b/rother
You: I forgot to mention THE GAME, didn't I?
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: I thought we were friends, Anon
You: Sorry, but a cat is fine too.
Stranger: OK.
Stranger: Happy Trollin' /b/rother!
You: Thanks? (My first /b/rother on Omegle of the night! He was actually nice. I regret THE GAME'ing him so early.)

Stranger: Hello. I'm not Female.
You: That sucks. Literally.
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Stranger: hi
You: ih
Stranger: do u shave ?
You: evahs u od
Stranger: yes
You: COOL!
You: Let's be shaving buddies!
You: HURRAY!
Stranger: do u trim ur pubic hair ?
You: Yeah, I wouldn't want a girl to get her nose in it.
Stranger: n wht abt ass hair ?
Stranger: dunno how to remove those
You: Can't do much.
You: Plucking them hurts like hell.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: shud i ask my frd or gf ?
You: Ask friend.
Stranger: but wht if he's gay
Stranger: n suddenly gets excited
You: Make sure you tell him it's not show 'n' tell.
Stranger: ok
You: Also, a little MANLY action couldn't hurt. If he offers to do it for you, let him. He probably won't randomly start fucking you.
You: Hopefully not...
Stranger: eeks
Stranger: then i'd be fucked up
You: Not really. Just be bisexual.
You: I'm not, I'm just Dr. Phil giving tips.
Stranger: i keel u
You: Oh, before I forgot to mention something...
You: T
You: H
You: E
You: G
You: A
You: N
You: Ha.
Stranger: whts thegan
You: THEGAN?
Stranger: yeah
You: Hold on, let me get the definition.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: till then i'll masturbate
You: Here, I got the definition:
You: Hi it's Vince with Shamwow You'll be sayin wow every time you use this towel It's like a chamois it's like a towel it's like a sponge A regular towel doesn't work wet - this works wet or dry This is for the house the car the boat the RV Shamwow holds twenty times its weight in liquid Look at this It just does the work Why do you want to work twice as hard? Doesn't drip doesn't make a mess you wring it out wash it in the washing machine Made in Germany - you know the Germans always make good stuff You can cut it in half use one as a bath mat drain ya dishes with the other one use one as a towel Olympic divers they use it as a towel Look at that Completely dry Put a wet sweater roll it up it dries your sweaters Here's some cola...wine...coffee...cola...pet stains Not only is the damage gonna be on top - there's your mildew That is gonna smell See that The most absorb Were gonna do this in real time Look at this Put it on the spill turn it over Without even putting any pressure fifty percent of the cola right there You follow me camera guy? The other fifty percent the color starts to come up No other towel's gonna do that It acts like a vacuum And look at this - virtually dry on the bottom See what I'm tellin' ya? Shamwow You'll be sayin' wow every time!
Stranger: thx
Stranger: will it absorb my cum
Stranger: i m cuming
Stranger: I found out, Americans invaded Iraq
Stranger: A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate Image
You: Cool story, bro.
You: Enjoy omegle.
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Part 3? FUCK YEAR!

 

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Stranger: JOKES.
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You: STOP THAT.
Stranger: I knew you'd give up.
Stranger: Eventually.
Stranger: *Pokes wif waffle*
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Stranger: *Pokes wif waffle violently*
You: /b/ does not like waffles.
You: Therefore, you are a nazi.
Stranger: You know, this is neither funny nor entertaining.
You: And should be battlan for justic.
Stranger: So I'm just gonna wait until you disconnect.
You: I'll just set my computer down and go do something to pass the time.
Stranger: The game.
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Jesus fuck titties! I hooked a pedo and got him going You guys think my 12 year-old act was good? I tried to really attract his attention and be different.
Pedophile on Omegle:

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Stranger: hi
You: ih
Stranger: asl or not?
You: 12
You: Girl
You: Canada
You: Manitoba
Stranger: 12?
You: Yes
Stranger: omg.. sry u r too young for me
You: No, it's fine.
You: I'm used to older men.
Stranger: what do u mean?
You: I like to do stuff with dicks.
Stranger: i don't think you are truely a girl
You: What's your e-mail?
You: I'll send you pictures.
Stranger: maybe u r lying to me
Stranger: [email protected]
You: Thanks.
Stranger: you'll send pics to me?
You: Yup.
You:
Stranger: omg
You: Do you want nudes?
Stranger: yes
You: I'm 12 and everything is starting to grow.
Stranger: well, in fact i like young girls such as u
You: Why?
You: Wouldn't you prefer an older girl?
Stranger: older girls are find
Stranger: i mean fine
You: They're fully developed and they probably are more willing.
Stranger: yes. that's true
Stranger: but younger girls are more interesting
Stranger: u know
Stranger: when they are yelling
You: I've always liked dicks since I was 7 when my brother made me put my hands around his penis and move them up and down.
You: It's kinda fun.
Stranger: wow, your brother
Stranger: how old is he?
You: 15.
Stranger: o i c
Stranger: would u like to send me emails now?
You: He was in his room masteringbate or something like that and he saw me and said come over here.
Stranger: i cant wait to see those pics
You: Okay.
Stranger: ive got no sister
Stranger: if i do, maybe ill do the same thing just like ur brother
You: Masteringbateing?
Stranger: no, put ur hands around my penis
Stranger: oh i meant "his"
Stranger: sry
You: Where do you live?
Stranger: aus
Stranger: too faraway huh?
You: Austin, Texas?
Stranger: no
You: Oh, Australia?
Stranger: i mean australia
Stranger: yup
You: That is too far!
Stranger: but i always travel to america for vacation
You: Come to Manitoba or Iowa in the summer.
Stranger: and you know the summer vacation will begin soon
You: I am in Iowa in the summer.
Stranger: i c
Stranger: done sending emails?
You: They're sending now.
Stranger: i c
You: Sent!
You: Enjoi!
Stranger: okay

I sent him this:


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Stranger: hi
You: hai dere /b/rother
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Stranger: Sup nigguh.
You: hi dere
Stranger: Hi baby
You: i aint a nigguh
Stranger: Sowwy.
You: i have white skin
You: and im not a michael jacko
Stranger: HEE HEE!
Stranger: SHAMONA
Stranger: *moonwalks*
You: lets pretend you are a girl so my erection cant count as gay
Stranger: ...
Stranger: what man goes "hi dere "
Stranger: so i think u r gay
You: im 13 and what is dis
Stranger: lmaooo
Stranger: 14
Stranger: 13*
Stranger: nerd
Stranger: go suck a dick
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Stranger: A wild Abra appears!
You: Wacko Jacko uses Colour Change!
You: Abra is confused!
Stranger: Abra uses teleport!
Stranger: Wild Abra fled!
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Stranger: oooe õ/
You: i like that way this conversation is going baby
Stranger: doido, hein o.o
Stranger: to indo nessa
Stranger: beijos ;*
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Stranger: I did my time and I want out, so abusive
Fate, it doesn't cut, the soul is not so vibrant
The reckoning, the sickening
Back at you, subversion, pseudo-sacred, pyscho virgin

Go tell your classes, go dig you graves
Then fill your mouth with all the money you will save
Sinking in, getting smaller again
Undone, it has begun, I'm not the only one

And the rain will kill us all
If we throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial
Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial

Oh, there are cracks in the road we lay
From when the devil fell, the secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new but would we kill it all
Fate was all we had

Who needs another mess, we could start over
Just look me in the eyes and say I'm wrong
Now there's only emptiness but I'm missing something
I think we're done, I'm not the only one

And the rain will kill us all
If we throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial
Psychosocial, psychosocial, psychosocial

The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!

Fake and defenseless lie
(Psychosocial)
I tried to tell you first
(Psychosocial)
Your hurtful lies are giving out
(Psychosocial)

Can't stop the killing
(Psychosocial)
I can't help if it's hunting season
(Psychosocial)
Is this what you want?
(Psychosocial)
I'm not the only one

And the rain will kill us all
If we throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

And the rain will kill us all
If we throw ourselves against the wall
But no one else can see
The preservation of the martyr in me

The limits of the dead!
The limits of the dead!
You: hey
You: does that mean you want to fuck me
Stranger: hell yeah!
You: are you a girl or a boy? i have a vagina but i think i might be a boy :s
Stranger: YOUR A FATLOODYCOGGERWANKINGFUCKINGNOBFUCK!!
Stranger: ooer
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: thats my hormones kicking in :S

Stranger: im a girl
Stranger: I have a penis and a vagine
Stranger: vagina*
You: hmm, i think i just discovered a penis too
Stranger: awesome
You: if i rub it i make milk
Stranger: mine is on my face
You: am i a cow?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: I dont think so
You: hmm
Stranger: you see, that is probably sperm
You: excuse me wtf is sperm
Stranger: well
Stranger: when a man loves a woman very much
Stranger: they have sex
Stranger: and when the penis enters the vagina
Stranger: it shoots out some little worms
Stranger: called sperm
You: o.o
You: i have worms?
Stranger: and they slither down the womans vagina
Stranger: and find an egg
Stranger: and fertilise it
You: egg eating worms?!
Stranger: and make a baby
You: scientist farmer egg eating worms?!
Stranger: its normal, dont worry
You: oh good
You: so if i put my worms in your vagina i get free eggs? can i have scrambled?
You: fried's cool too
Stranger: well unless u want to kill a baby u cant
Stranger: :S
You: hmmm
You: can we sell it?
Stranger: in africa u might get away with it
Stranger: but not here
You: lets run away to africa, have this weird thing called "sex", eat our eggs and sell our babies
Stranger: errrr
Stranger: no thank you
You: o.o
You: 0.0
You: nice talking to you
You: maybe we can have sex tomorrow
Stranger: you too
Stranger: errrrr
You: im going to africa bye
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You: hey.
Stranger: heyy
You: some girl told me i had worms that slither into vaginas and make eggs or some crazy shit. do you think she does drugs?

 

Stranger: hi man
Stranger: r u a female
You: fail
Stranger: r u sure?
Stranger: check it
You: your grammar ok, nope still fail
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You: Mammon slept. And the beast reborn spread over the earth and its numbers
grew legion. And they proclaimed the times and sacrificed crops unto the
fire, with the cunning of foxes. And they built a new world in their own
image as promised by the
sacred words, and spoke
of the beast with their children. Mammon awoke, and lo! it was
naught but a follower.
Stranger: cunning foxes
Stranger: they are not to be trusted
Stranger: they are cunning
You: indeed, stranger.
You: cunning, yes. smart?
You: most certainly not.
Stranger: is that your intro?
You: my intro?
Stranger: echo...?
You: what is an "intro", might I ask?
Stranger: normally one doesn't begin a conversation with a paragraph of prose
Stranger: its usually begins with pleasantries
Stranger: like, "hey, how's it hanging?"
You: well plesantries aren't my sort of business, sir. I am a man of wits, of honour.
You: and I refuse to use such...
Stranger: Am I talking to V?
You: civilian
You: language
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: do you have a mask on?
You: are you talking to V indeed...
You: I remember when I was a child
You: and I asked the same question to my dear mother...
Stranger: about her mask?
You: mask?
You: what is this mask you speak of?
Stranger: your V-mask
Stranger: do not play dumb, oh cunning fox
You: tis naught there.
You: or something, for I am tired.
Stranger: then retire
Stranger: off with you
You: maybe it is a disguise? of the EFG sort?
Stranger: EFG?
You: but I digress
Stranger: you do that a lot
You: enjoy your evening, sire
Stranger: and you, my liege
You: good day.
Stranger: indeed
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You: tits or gtfo
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I posted these on Zypur already:

You: HELLO
Stranger: hi
You: ASL
Stranger: f, uk, 18
You: IT SAYS ASL
You: NOT SLA
You: YOU FUCKING RETARD

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Stranger: hi
You: I FROM ******IA
You: WHERE ARE STRANGER FROM
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Stranger: 14 male canada
you?
You: I FROM ******IA
Stranger: You have digger nick?
You: I GIVE YOU 100 ETHIOPIAN SLAVES FOR PLANE TICKET TO MOSCOW
Stranger: Nope
You: I NEED TO SAVE CHILD
You: CHILD HAS POLIO
Stranger: trade the computer for clinic fees
Stranger: easy
Stranger: now where be mah slaves?
You: ARE YOU UNITED STATES
Stranger: read
Stranger: canada
You: GO DIE
You: CHILD DYING
You: IMPERIALISTIC FUCK

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Stranger: hi
You: ih
Stranger: 21 male brazil
Stranger: u?
You: ?u
You: lizarb elam 12
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You: is this alcoholics anonymous
Stranger: hi
You: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
Stranger: what?
You: I HAVE PROBLEMS
You: OK
You: SHITTING DICK NIPPLES
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Stranger: Hiii
You: chronic masturbation
Stranger: hhahhahaha
You: chronic masturbation
Stranger: wtf
You: chronic masturbation
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You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
Stranger: stop
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
[paused here for a second]
Stranger: thnx
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
You: ******
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Stranger: HI
You: asl
Stranger: 17 female Brazil
Stranger: u ?
You: i live in ******ia
Stranger: ooh ! its amazing !
Stranger: my grandpa worked there
You: uhh
You: don't be surprised when his penis comes back in a box

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Stranger: hi i'm looking for european girls only
You: i am female in luxembourg
Stranger: great
Stranger: male from france
Stranger: how old?
You: 7
Stranger: loooool
Stranger: 7?
You: sry i meant 74
You: is there problem
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 7, f, pen island
Stranger: 7?
You: seven
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Took this from page 5. We did this at the EXACT same time

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^That's fucked up but it's supposed to be better looking

 

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You: Hey
Stranger: hmm
You: Hey
You: wanna know something cool?
You: FUCK U
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You: NOW I GOT TO BE RUDE THEY AINT GOT ME MY FOOD IM NOT GON BE USED SHOTS GON EAT THROUGH.
THIS KID SMALL BODY AND THIS BIG LONG SHOTTY, THAT WILL MAKE SHIT HIT ALL SLOPPY.
Stranger: YEAAHHH BOOIIIII
You: YEAH NIGGA
Stranger: has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
You: LOLOLOL
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
You: IM NOT GOING TO DISCONNECT WHEN YOU JUST JUMBLED WORDS TOGETHER
You: GL THOUGH.
Stranger: THEY SEE ME TROLLIN'
You: NO IM A BALLER
You: BITCH
Stranger: aw shit
Stranger: sorry bro
You: BALLERS DONT TROLL
You: BALLERS BALL
You: NIGGGGGGGGGGGGA
Stranger: BALLERS ARE ******S
You: www.mybeasttube.com
You: THATS WHERE THE REAL BALLERS ARE AT
You: SONNNNNNNNNNNN
Stranger: hmm...
Stranger: i dunno man
You: I KNOW
You: DONT ACT LIKE U KNOW
Stranger: i'm a little suspicious of this one
You: WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT AP?
You: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NIGGA
Stranger: WWHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: WHA?
You: YOU LIKE CP
You: CHECK OUT THAT AP
Stranger: i do like CP
You: NIGGGGGA
Stranger: I DONT WANT TO MAN
You: FUCK THAT
Stranger: I HATE FURRIES MAN
You: AP > CP
You: ANY DAY
You: SON
Stranger: NO MAN
Stranger: NO
You: YEAH
Stranger: NAWW SONNN
You: CHRIS HANSEN IS ALL OVER DAT AZZ
You: YA DIGGGGG
Stranger: oh god nvm chris hansen is my lover
Stranger: I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR HIM
You: STOP LOOKING AT CP?
You: LMAO
Stranger: I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS CHIP
You: CHIPS AHOY NIGGA
Stranger: lol no oreos.
You: I CANT GIVE IT UP LIKE AN OLD MAN WHO CANT GET IT UP, IM NOT A MAN TILL ITS Up
You: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH NIGGA
Stranger: SO HERE I AM
Stranger: DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
You: YOU GOT IT UP FOR ME
You: BRAH
You: BRAH I LOVE STRANGERS
You: SUCK MY PICKLE BRAH
Stranger: HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM
You: I NEED MEN ON MY PICKLE
You: RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
Stranger: PRETENDING IM A SUPERMAN
You: PRETENDING?
Stranger: IM TRYING TO KEEP
You: WTF IS THIS
You: YOU ARE A SUPERMAN
Stranger: THE CROWD ON MY FEET
You: YOU ARE MY SUPERMAN
You: READY FOR ATM BBY?
Stranger: IT SEEMS THE WORLD IS
Stranger: FALLING DOWN AROUND ME
You: OMG
You: ASS TO MOUTH
Stranger: oh come on you dont remember?
You: RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
Stranger: FUCK A2M
You: WTF IS THAT
You: STOP SPEAKING
Stranger: ITS ALL ABOUT A2P
You: IN CODE
You: RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
You: ALL I KNOW IS MY NIGGA CODE
Stranger: GET HER PUSSY ALL SHITTY
You: YO B I GOT THEM DIMES OF WHITE WIDOW ON THE AVE NAAMEAN
Stranger: NIGGA I MAKE IT HAIL
Stranger: WITH MY CHANGE
You: NIGGA I MAKE IT SKEET ON YO FACE
You: MA NIGGA
Stranger: NO NOT AGAIN BRO
Stranger: NOT AGAIN
You: NAAAA
You: THATS MY "WHITE WIDOW"
Stranger: LOL WOW THAT IS SUPER FUCKING LAME
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Stranger: hey im hayley
Stranger: hwat
Stranger: what
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Stranger: aww cute
You: thats what she said
You: when she saw my penis
You: cuz its small
Stranger: umm ok
You: very small
You: like
You: 1 inch at best
Stranger: like a too z
You: i tryhard
You: but it doesnt wanna get bigger
Stranger: like a too z on the keyboard
You: no
You: like 1 inch
You: while erect
You: sometimes
You: i draw pictures on it
Stranger: oooooook
You: with a sharpie
You: and call him mr.p
You: then we play games
You: its fun
You: so
Stranger: oooo
You: what is your favorite word?
Stranger: why?
You: i want to know
You: so i can think about it while i masturbate
You: with mr.p
Stranger: ummm i dont know what my favorite word is
You: i know mine!
Stranger: what
You: it starts with an N
You: and it rhymes with figger
You: =D
Stranger: ooooooo
Stranger: nice
You: are you a ******?
Stranger: no imm a girl im hayley
You: ****** is not a gender bitch
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: you're a virgin.
You: Not anymore
Stranger: as of right now?
You: i came
Stranger: oh god
You: milk of magnesia
You: gushed right out
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Stranger: are you a gay/bi guy? ^^;
You: hmm
You: the game
Stranger: you lost
Stranger: lol
You: fuck!
Stranger: i win
You: no bitch
Stranger: take that 4chan
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Stranger: Hello
You: hi
Stranger: I need an opinion on something
You: what?
Stranger: it's about the attitude of a teacher from the perspective of a student
You: go in
You: on*
You: LOL
Stranger: ok a teacher says this
Stranger: ahha
Stranger: damn
Stranger: ctrl and v aint working hang on
You: k
Stranger: right on the account that a student has "failed" something....this teacher says...
Stranger: I say they are a failure and nothing short of getting top grades counts. Tellin students they're doing their best is what raises a nation of idiots, rather than some ambition and healthy competition. I am such a hard but realistic bitch when it comes to education and achievement. Failure is not winning in my book. But hey I do move on which is what I tell the kids...move on and redo it until you get it right!
You: shes a bitch
You: or he
You: slap that ass
Stranger: her
You: nigga
Stranger: what?
You: GENTAILA
You: WHAT>
Stranger: oh my god. can't get a proper debate ANYWHERE. fuck off, do us all a favour
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BTW whats the game sowwi im a noob and idk D:

 

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: both!
Stranger: rlly
Stranger: sexii
You: ikr
Stranger: oh bby i love it
Stranger:
You:
You: THE GAME
Stranger: :O
Stranger: ?
Stranger: about it ?
Stranger: or him ?
Stranger: :S
You: i win
Stranger: i dont get it
Stranger: LMAO
You: you not know the game?
You: you lose
Stranger: no
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: S:
You: yes
You: :O
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: im lost
You: noob
Stranger: -.-
You: >_>
Stranger: the game as in the rapper?
You: nope
Stranger: yea im lost
Stranger: for real u actually both genders?
You:
You: no
You: LOL
Stranger: lmfao iight
Stranger: u a male then?
Stranger: :S
You: yes
Stranger: ya me too
Stranger: anyways
Stranger: ima dipp this
You: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Game
You:
Stranger: ya no
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i dont trust that shit
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You: BILLY MAYS HERE!
Stranger: MJ HERE!
You: fag
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Stranger: hii
You: wasuppp
You: PENIS!
Stranger: do you have?
You: do i hav what
You:
Stranger: you said it
You: well i might have a few laying around.
Stranger:
Stranger: are you m/f?
You: both
Stranger: ?
Stranger: how do you do that?
You: lil of this lil of that.
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: r u horny?
You: very
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: me to
You: i see
Stranger: do you have a pic?
You: yeah
Stranger: can i see?
You: goatse.com
Stranger: what's that?
You: a pic
Stranger: it's disabled
You: shit
You: smooch.net
You: it might be ***********
Stranger: a
Stranger: and why do you have many disease
You: ?
You: http://bit.ly/1628nB
Stranger: rick astley
You: yep
You: bygghbn vn=]
Stranger: so...
You: what?
Stranger: i don't get it
You: nor do i
You: lick your butt and diE!P
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Stranger: hey
You: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: hahaha sup?
You: nm im bored you?
Stranger: uuughh same soooooooooooo bored!

Stranger: where ya from?
You: the game
You: oh sorry, the uk
Stranger: haha
Stranger: cool
You: yeah
Stranger: your neighbour>>>>>>>ireland
Stranger: ha
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