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[AzzBr0]

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Stranger: hello
You: Hi
Stranger: can i ask where do u live?
You: bendover
Stranger: oh hi? im korean
You: I is scared
Stranger: why?
You: THE GAME
Stranger: wat game?
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Stranger: omg
You: you are high
Stranger: wat about?
You: IM WINNING
Stranger: oh am i suppose to be happy?
You: GFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFF
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[AzzBr0]

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You: 17/m/Antarctica
Stranger: korea
You: Do you speak Mexican?
Stranger: yes
You: can you say No I will not take off my pants!!!!!!!! in mexican
Stranger: 뭐라냐
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[dEviLdoGz559]

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You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?

You: m/24/ca
Stranger:
You:
Stranger: iam male to i come from germany an iam 17 ^^
Stranger: *too
You: germany?
You: hows it there?
Stranger: is nice
You: nazis?
Stranger: weather is perfect at the moment
Stranger: WTF no
You: i would think so..
You: hows hitler doing?
Stranger: you think every german isn nazi?
You: do you hate jews?
Stranger: no
You: are u sure?
Stranger: Yeah
You: double check?
Stranger: I WANNA KILL THEM ALL but i dont hate them...
You: so your a nazi?
Stranger: no
You: but u wanna kill them all..
Stranger: yeah do you know DNS
You: nope.
Stranger: my name is rudolf hitler
Stranger: adolf is my grandpa
You: kewl
You: hows grandma hitler doing?
Stranger: ohh she´s fine make some banana JEW´s
Stranger: ehh Juice
You: what kind?
Stranger: oh thats deliciuos
Stranger: taste like JEW
You: tastes like me?
Stranger: are you a jew?
You: no i thought you sadi it takes like you
You: YOU and JEW sound alike
You: im blind and that robot talks out for me, i think his name is microsoft sam or something
Stranger: ah Yeah thats en good friend HI SAM
You: yeah
You: do you have a swastika on your chest?
Stranger: i havn quest for sam: 526958487456336215485588559666322211444557778889966553322115544455544488855999 KLLLK ADHHADINXNADHHAHHASD
Stranger: thats sounds good?
You: excelent
You: *cough*
Stranger: ok you wanna help me ? kill al the jew´s in the world?
You: will i get arrested?
Stranger: no then iam the king of the world
You: what will i be?
Stranger: what about obama´s job
You: fuck obama
Stranger: if you help me YOU ARE THE NEW PRESIDENT OF THE USA
You: but i get nervous in front of large crowds..
Stranger: mmhhh
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: you con be my personal whore?!
You: umm no?
You: <-- not gay
Stranger: then you have sex with the beatiful girls of the world
Stranger: YOU CAN CHOOSE
You: what if they have aids or something
Stranger: use condoms?

You: then that'll be gayer than aids
You: condoms=suck
You: they're all too small for me
Stranger: ok they make aids test before...
You: but i dont wanna test them for aids..
Stranger: why not?
You: what if i loose my... you know
Stranger: ok thats to much freaky iam out PeaZZe
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[Rigged]

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You: whats up
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: nothing u
You: nothin much
You: a/s/l
Stranger: 25/m/usa
You: im 13/f/usa
You: wanna have sex
Stranger: no
Stranger: gross
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[Vlad]

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Stranger: asl?
You: 7/m/china
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[zninja]

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You: IM ON A BOAT MOTHAFUCKER!
You: WHAT R U DOIN
You: HALO
You: HALOLO?
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[tyr0n3]

Chat one:
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Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: what u doing?
You: coz in doing your mum rite now. shes excellent
Stranger: I'm at school but there is no lessons so with my friends we're talking with strangers
Stranger: Fuck you

Chat Two:
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Stranger: hii
You: hiii
Stranger: asl?
You: 13/female/australia
You: you?
You: asl?
Stranger: 14/male/uk
You: are you hot/
Stranger: some say i am
Stranger: are you?
Stranger: shall we exchange pics?
You: coz i am. i am very hgot. so hot i have a melted face. have to go to hopital. just burnt down a house.
You: are you that hot?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i have a fucking huge sledghammer though
Stranger: im in the middle of this picture
Stranger: http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/b...-aquinas-school-in-kings-norton-864407794.jpg
You: cool. wow, your so hot i think you should leave. ill get messed up.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i want to get to know you
You: i dont. fuck off.
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[Triplem]

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: where u from
Stranger: carifornia, us
You: THE GAME
Stranger: hhh?
Stranger: Triple H
You: HAHAHA
Stranger: The game
You: I WIN THE GAME BITCH!
Stranger: which game

 

[Grave]

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: girl?
You: eyy yo wassup nigguh
You: yeee
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Stranger: TELL ME TELL ME T-T-T-T-TELL ME
You: Hey.
Stranger: tell me?
You: Tell me too.
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: TELL ME TELL ME T-T-T-T-TELL ME
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You: Hey
Stranger: olá
You: Are you a girl?
You: Por favor caliente.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai.
Stranger: HI
You: Wazzupp
Stranger: nm
Stranger: u?
You: Are you a boy?
Stranger: not since i last checked
Stranger: u?
You: I'm not too sure. I went to the doctor to check but they don't know yet.
You: They said they're going to remove one of them when I grow a little bigger.
Stranger: awwww
Stranger: I'M
Stranger: SO
Stranger: TIRED
Stranger: i'm gonna go
You: No stay
Stranger: but i'll give u some advice
You:
You: Please stay. I don't know why everyone always leaves.
Stranger: ask me something your troubled about and i willl solve your problem
Stranger: i promise.
You: I want to be a boy.
Stranger: how old are you
You: 12
You: The doctors say I'm half boy. But my testes haven't come out i don't know why.
Stranger: there willl be people that dont understand your situation, but your close friends and family will ALWAYS love you
Stranger: so DONT push them away
Stranger: i'm off now
You: I don't have any friends =(
Stranger: you do, look around
You: My dad says i'm a disgrace
You: My mom loves me though
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: Sam
Stranger: stay strong
You: I have to go to dinner. My dad is yelling at me.
Stranger: everything will be okay
Stranger: cya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
You: Sorry bye.
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Stranger: hello
You: Hallo
You: Sprechst du deutsch?
Stranger: sorry english only
You: Alright then.
Stranger: asl
You: 15/m/US
You: You?
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Stranger: brasil?
You: Nein. Deutschland.
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Stranger: herro
You: herro
Stranger: WHO ARE YOU
You: WHO ARE YOU?
Stranger: I AM DETECTIVE JOHN KIMBLE
You: I AM SEX
Stranger: SEX IN THE BUT?
You: NO
You: MOUTH
Stranger: VAGINAL SEX
Stranger: lots of it
You: NO
You: ONLY MOUTH
Stranger: ORAL SEXUAL
You: MAYBE EAR
You: NOSE IF IT FITS
Stranger: 2 GIRLS 1 CUP LOOK THAT SHIT UP
You: I ALREADY DID
You: WATCHED IT LIKE 52 TIMES
You: AWESOME SHIT
Stranger: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM tasty
You: YYEEAAA
Stranger: LL?
You: LOOK UP
You: PAIN OLYMPICS
You: ITS EVEN BETTER
Stranger: sounds painful
You: ITS YUM
Stranger: press alt+f4 on your keyboard
You: NO THANKS. I DON'T HAVE ONE.
You: TALK.
You: TALK.
Stranger: UGH LAME YOU CAN'T BE MY FRIEND
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You: Hello fine sir or lady.
Stranger: lady
Stranger: from??
You: Oh I'm already jizzing. Oh shit. I have to go to the bathroom. Sorry omg
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi!
Stranger: asl?(;
You: asl
You: 13/f/usa
Stranger: 15, f, finlad
Stranger: idiot
Stranger: so young
Stranger: >=(
Stranger: ahahahahahah
Stranger: want to fuck?
You: I'm actually a 41 year old child molester.
Stranger: ?
You: Sure.
Stranger: hahaha okay
Stranger: so you want to fuck?
You: How do we start?
Stranger: you come here to get me
You: *rapes you in the ass with my hard cock*
Stranger: oohh
Stranger: *kisses your hard cock*
You: your turn
You: *licks yours*
Stranger: uuh
You: Wait im confused
You: I'm a girl. So I guess we should get a double sided dildo
Stranger: so whats your real asl?¨
You: I'm really a girl
Stranger: haha
Stranger: haha okay
Stranger: from, and age ?
You: Same as I said before. 13, Usa
You: I'm still half flat =(
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You: Who is this?
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Stranger: hello
You: Who is this?
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You: I LIKE BIG HAIRY COCKS AND IM A GUY.
Stranger: u have got a big problem
You: PLZ
You: HAV GUY SEX WITH ME
Stranger: u really got that.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Gay cyber?
You: How many languages do you speak?
Stranger: One
You: Oh that's hot.
You: Sure.
Stranger: ok, you're top.
You: Fine.
You: Okay you go first
Stranger: *Bends over and leans up against the wall*
You: *smacks ass*
You: First we gotta warm up
Stranger: Ok....
You: What are you wearing?
Stranger: Boxer shorts and a t shirt
You: *takes off boxers*
You: *takes off your boxers. rubs cocks together*
You: Your turn
Stranger: *Grabs both of our cocks and strokes them*
You: How fast?
Stranger: Slow at first, but building speed
You: Okay
You: Faster!
You: Faster!!!
You: FASTTEER
You: FASTER FASTER FASTER
You: How fast now?
Stranger: Very fast
You: Oh yes
You: Faster
You: Keep going
Stranger: *Strokes as fast as I can*
You: Keep going
You: ohh yeahh
You: It's hurting now. Stop.
Stranger: *Slows down, and stops*
You: *starts sucking your cock*
Stranger: Mmm
You: How dry do you want it?
Stranger: Not very
You: *sucks faster*
You: *continues*
You: Mmm, tasty
Stranger: Ohhh... I'm gonna cum
You: *swallows as much as I can*
You: *cum overflows all over my face*
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More to come.

 

[dddro]

Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: sk
You: L.
Stranger: south kor
You: stop getting fucked by north korea
You: pussy bitch why dont you rebel
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[Oblivion&lt;3]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: there
Stranger: ?
You: Hi
Stranger: from?
You: usa
Stranger: wow
Stranger: age&sex?
You: 12\f
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WHY WONT OLD MEN LOVE ME!!

 

[Oblivion&lt;3]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: male.. still interested?
You: 12\f\usa, Still interested? )
Stranger: well, I'm 24, Eastern Europe
Stranger: if "12" isn't a typo, it means I'm twice as old
You: Its ok. im experienced, i was raped brutally by my dad\mom\and brother for the past 2 years
You: Have you ever had a Chair put in your Vagina? It hurts like hell
Stranger: I've just had my supper. I don't think your story is relevant to my internets.
Stranger: maybe tomorrow.
You: PLEASE
You: ill send nudes...?
Stranger: you'll get sentenced for spreading child porn
You: Its ok, Im only 1
You: 12*
You: I cant get convicted and nethier can u, Just ell me what you think?
Stranger: I think we can make a compromise
You: how so?
Stranger: post your pics here: 2-ch.ru/b/
Stranger: I'll come see them then
You: Hi im Chris Hansen. Could you please take a Seat?
Stranger: cool story, bro
You: What do you Think you doing here?
Stranger: getting unsuccessfully trolled by someone really fat
You: IM NOT FAT
You: You Wanted to see noods of a 12 year old. You Sick fuck
You: INTERNET PETOFILE...Just lost the game
You: YOU LOSE
You: YOU GET NOTHING
Stranger: sic transit gloria mundi
You: AND NOW YOUR FORIEN@
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Lol at this man

 

[Swag Hustla]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i play runescape
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 18m
You: what?
Stranger: m or f
Stranger: there or not
You: yea
Stranger: asl
You: this is asl
Stranger: male or female
You: female
You: its me..
Stranger: y u so late?
Stranger: wanna chat
You: yea sureee
Stranger: wanna romantic chat
You: yea <3
Stranger: r u alone?
You: yes
Stranger: nobody in ur room sure?
You: yes, nobody is here hun
Stranger: cn v start?
You: sure
Stranger: wt clothes u ?
You: what?
Stranger: r u in 9t suit or jeans
You: jeans
You: blue jeans
You: what are you in
You: ?
Stranger: without top
Stranger: i m in underwear
You: my bra is on
You: and i just took my jeans off and im in my thong
Stranger: so wt u want to do with my un.
Stranger: color of bra
You: red bra
Stranger: r u there baby
You: and im taking ur underwear off
Stranger: so wt u find there
You: your cock and its in my mouth
Stranger: r u enjoying baby
You: *gulp*
You: hows it feel?
Stranger: can i touch ur boobs plz
You: yes. u can suck on them too and put your cock in my pussy
Stranger: ur panty color
You: see threw just for you
Stranger: can i tk off
You: rip it off and fucking fuck me!
Stranger: hold me tightly
You: uh!!
Stranger: come on
You: cum inside of me
Stranger: push ur boobs slowly i want to do something
You: i am
Stranger: cn i come to ur room
You: just stick ur fucking dick inside my asshole
Stranger: i wanna smoo.u baby
You: baby i have to tell you something
Stranger: wt
You: i.... i have been fucking another man...
You: will u forgive me please
Stranger: no
You: please baby ur cock inside of me feels so good
Stranger: i wanna suck ur lips
You: ur fucked up
You: this aint asl u fucking pixelated loving perverted ass bitch
You: shit ujr prolly 40 years old
You: that has sex wit ur fucking computer
You: this aint ur online bitch asl
You: u take a dick up your ass every day
Stranger: r u 40?
You: ur fucked up
You: no u mother fucker
You: u sick mother fucker
You: im posting this conversation on all the forumsand websites i go to
You: ur fucked up!
You: u wanna suck my lips?
You: ur fuckin gay
Stranger: i m indian
You: do i fucking care?
Stranger: ur father
You: whats ur name little big foot?
Stranger: u dont know ur fathers name
You: my name is onishnoblika which means little bird with big soul
You: wtf?
You: idk my fathers name?
You: wtf is wrong with you
Stranger: nothing gay man
You: disconnect right now ur making a fuckin fool of ursel
You: lmao
You: gayman?
You: good one lmfao
You: disconnect now this is getting brutal
Stranger: ur acock sucker man
You: oh god
You: a cock sucker
You: shit
You: never hear dof that fuckin shit b4
You: ur a fuckin vaginal blood queef
You: u fuckin frozen cum bubble
You: u eat out ur dads asshole for dinner dont you?
Stranger: wt u faking shit
You: learn proper english u foreign fuck
Stranger: i wanna tell u something boy i ma girl 23 from uk
You: lmfao sure you are
You: ive been recording this shit this is going on youtube
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[DylanAn]

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[Halls]

Best one yet , :
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Whaazaaaaap
Stranger: asl ?
You: Walrus
You: 80/male/Iraq
Stranger: arabic
Stranger: 19 saudi male
Stranger: &#1607;&#1604;&#1575; &#1608;&#1575;&#1604;&#1604;&#1607;
Stranger: &#1607;&#1604;&#1575; &#1576;&#1575;&#1604;&#1581;&#1587;&#1610;&#1606;&#1610;
You: What the fuck
You: i dont understand
Stranger: you are Iraqy or what
Stranger: you are layer
You: Im a Suicide bombing terrorist
You: you?
Stranger: fuck up
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fuck fuck
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fuck
You: I BOMB YOUR HOUSE FOOL
You: IM A SUICIDE BOMBER
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[Halls]

LOL :

You: Well hello there.
Stranger: what's that?
You: A tyranesourus Sex
Stranger: en...
Stranger: cool
You: Hey
You: Umm
You: ASL?
Stranger: 18 f
Stranger: and i'm from karamy
Stranger: there is no way you know my contry
You: o
Stranger: you can't even google that
You: why not?
Stranger: because it's way to small
Stranger: such a tiny island
Stranger: what r u doing right now?
You: Masturbating
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Guy Price]

this guy doesn't like chain words...
Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
Stranger: hi
You: Hiya
Stranger: whats up
You: nuthin u
Stranger: installing gentoo gnu/linux
You: kwl
Stranger: why do you type like a retarded 12 year old
Stranger: does it take that much effort to spell out your words
You: your opinoin
You: gawd
Stranger: gawd is MORE letters than "god"
Stranger: why misspell it on purpose
You: you seem to have a problem with the world don't you.

 

[jooker]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: herlo
Stranger: herlo bak
You: do yoo liek moodkipz?
Stranger: huuuh
You: do you like mudkips?
You: D:
Stranger: wats tht
You: i uh, heard you did liek teh mudkipz.
Stranger: mudkipz? WTF IS THAT
You: http://www.blogtalkradio.com/pics/hostpics/be3d0e34-6df2-422f-8998-58c0569bbd78mudkip - brock.jpg
Stranger: pokemon?
You: yh ^^
Stranger: chinese im guessing?
You: fuck
You: you're a nip?
Stranger: nip?
You: jap
You: D:
Stranger: jpa?
Stranger: your a dick
Stranger: SPEAK ENGLISH
You: i said
You: jap you dyslexic fuck
Stranger: jap?
You: japanese
You: D:
Stranger: oh well
Stranger: ...
You: oh
Stranger: i am dyslexic so dont diss
You: fuck
You: i
You: lose
You: D:
You: and oh,
You: Dyslexics are Teople Poo.
Stranger: g2g soz bbycakes
You: =]

 

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1st Try
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: penis
Stranger: yup
You: vagina
You: yea
Stranger: boob
You: dick
Stranger: anus
You: mouth
Stranger: fisting
You: felching
Stranger: i love you
You: i love you
You have disconnected.
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2nd
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: http://lolzland.com/
Stranger: http://depletedcranium.com/james_vance.jpg
You: lol
You: i like u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Dont go to the site the stranger put up, its very disturbing.....
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3rd
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ok, this thing is acting up, msg me on my yahoo my screen name is vanessashott
You: stranger danger!
You have disconnected.
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4th
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bleh
Stranger: Hi. Straight, Gay, Lesbian, or Bi?
You: all of above
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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5th
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
You: im not sposed to talk to strangers
You: but i did anyways
Stranger: Its ok
Stranger: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual]
Stranger: SHIT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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LMFAO! Best 1 yet!

 

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this guy doesn't like chain words...
Stranger: [AUTOMATED MESSAGE: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
Stranger: hi
You: Hiya
Stranger: whats up
You: nuthin u
Stranger: installing gentoo gnu/linux
You: kwl
Stranger: why do you type like a retarded 12 year old
Stranger: does it take that much effort to spell out your words
You: your opinoin
You: gawd
Stranger: gawd is MORE letters than "god"
Stranger: why misspell it on purpose
You: you seem to have a problem with the world don't you.

is that really a automated message?