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How to get a IRL Girlfriend

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This is for those of you who need a girlfriend... including me. I think that this will be useful for many of you.

Example:
1. If you want a girlfriend (or a boyfriend) you need to log out from RS and go out.
2. Then you go to the nearest public place with lots of people and pick up the girl with low self esteem.
3. Tell her some things she wants to hear, but don't make her have too high conscience or she will leave you.
4. Lean romantically over her and whisper softly that you have a high-lvl RS acc.
5. Make your lips touch each other, stick your tongue out and look into her big pretty eyes.
6. Say "I love you" and that you would to do anything for her.
7. Take her to the cinema and spend some money on her the day after.
8. Tell her how beautiful she is and all that.
9. Spend some time on her and do like she wants to do.
10. On the third day you may pull out your penis and put it into her. (If you're old enough for that biggin)
 
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Fuck all that. Id rather have the satisfaction of buying a new video game then having to put up with their shit.
 
All you have to do is..
Grow some abs, get a new hair style. Go to the gym then wait till some chick likes you.

Try adding some pictures and more details.
 
this is legit!
 
I think she would go away by the time you whispered to her you have a high leveled rs account lol
 
Copied from SuperNatural pk teams forums. Try coming up with an original shitty guide instead of copying a shitty guide next time.
 
Copied from SuperNatural pk teams forums. Try coming up with an original shitty guide instead of copying a shitty guide next time.

LOLOL.

Oh my god, you couldn't make one of the worst guides ever, but had to copy it.
 
Locked, Infracted, etc. If this is ripped, as claimed above, pm me the link to the ripped guide. Thanks.
 
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