So, been with my girlfriend for almost a year now. I've always been a party animal, ever since I can remember. Well, my gf has always been my DD/babysitter when she would go to a party with me. Well a few weeks ago she decided she wanted to drink and smoke with me when we went/threw parties. Well, at first it was ok, but now, when she is high/drunk, I no shit wanna break her in half (I do it over and over in my head while she talks to me). She develops into a beast of annoyingness and agitation. If i tell her "Hey your annoying when your fucked up" I will NEVER hear the end of it. How could I break it to her softly, or just persuade her to quit her hoodlum ways?
P.S. I'm not actually EVER going to hurt her physically. How ever satisfying it would be.
P.S. I'm not actually EVER going to hurt her physically. How ever satisfying it would be.


