Funny Statistics

[t0x1c]

lol that weird

 

[waltrulz]

Also, 95% of runescape girl characters are Men

yeah back when i played rs, I knew some people in real life that played as girls.... really sad...

 

[Gold Trades inc]

82.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.

LOL, i like this 1 the most so far.

 

[Christmas Crackers]

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics

 

Over 100 children die by chocking on pens each year.

 

[THE LAP]

100 cups of cofee drunk over 4 hours will kill the average person

 

[zninja]

Fingernail to mouth contact is like licking a toilet seat 3 times.

 

[#1 nub]

out of all of your friends who are guys, right now at least three of them are masturbating.

 

[Damien0124]

Fingernail to mouth contact is like licking a toilet seat 3 times.

Omg, I have the habit of biting my nails... that means I am biting a toilet seat 3 times?

 

[Christmas Crackers]

Fingernail to mouth contact is like licking a toilet seat 3 times.

Are you serious about this? or did you make it up?

holy crap

 

[MatthewGor123]

Fingernail to mouth contact is like licking a toilet seat 3 times.

This is just like saying urine is less harmful to you because of the lack of bacteria than water from a drinking fountain. That's just plain not true. The quantity of bacteria on fingernails may be 3x greater than that of a toilet seat (since urine is sterile...), but our immunity to it is obviously much better than our immunity (and reactions) to eating shit and piss.

 

[Rubber_Duqi]

More people die in a year due to donkeys than airplane crashes
Idk where I heard it, maybe on an airplane?

 

[Atlas001]

The yo-yo was originally a weapon used in the Philippine jungles.

...I don't know how that would help you in a jungle...

 

[MatthewGor123]

Over 100 children die by chocking on pens each year.

Oh my fucking god...when I first saw this, I thought it said choking on penis hahaha. That's still pretty fucking weird if you think about it....how do you choke on a pen?

 

[Atlas001]

Oh my fucking god...when I first saw this, I thought it said choking on penis hahaha. That's still pretty fucking weird if you think about it....how do you choke on a pen?

Right, ha, I mean you chew on pens I guess but do you like accidentally shove it down your throat? I don't get it, can't be real.

 

[mike_w_99]

only 87% of statistics are true.

 

[zninja]

Are you serious about this? or did you make it up?

holy crap

My Biology teacher said it, he could have been making it up

 

[Atlas001]

If that's true than I'm just going to start licking toilet seats to help break the habit.

 

[Christmas Crackers]

If that's true than I'm just going to start licking toilet seats to help break the habit.

Hey, it worked for me

But seriously, it didn't

 

[ivirz]

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics

Hah! That one actually made me laugh. I dont know how credible these 2 are, but:

During an average lifetime, a man will spend 3,350 hours removing 8.4 meters of stubble.

Smashing your head against a wall uses approximately 150 calories an hour.