Funny Statistics

98% of teens sorround themselves in rap, the other 2% are fags.

 

Back to the x-ray thing, if light went through you, then you will be invisible.

 

More like, The other 2% have some taste.

It's called transparent.

The Martian year in earth days is 687 days.
Odds of hitting a jackpot with a slot machine are 889 to 1.

 

This is just the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Okay, I lied. This is.

 

pretty good - non to post doubt half of them though lol

 

How would the Bible be the world's most shoplifted book? I highly doubt this.

 

So what would you suspect? Every book store will have a bible in it...

 

Because- He is generalizing the term "Bible". Each religion has their OWN Bible- just think, almost EVERYONE has a religion (disregarding Atheists like myself) so the numbers of copies must be titanic.

 

Edit: nvm I should have read all 8 pages before writing that comment.

Anyways: A women has a 20X higher chance of giving birth to quadruplets than winning the lottery.

 

80% of black people eat cheeseburgers and love kfc

 

The remaining 1% are people trying to be cool and fags.

 

ok there is some wierd stuff in this thread

 

Ok there is a lot of spam on this thread.

Males think about sex every 7 seconds, on average.

 

Damn.
I'm above average.

 

a funny statistic is that most statistics are mad up on the spot LOL

 

Lol another funny statistic is that 99% of people who spam are morons. And "most" is not exactly a statistic...people have posted this 5127589 times trying to be funny. Youfail.org

 

70% of statistics are made up.

 

WHICH FUCKING NUMBER IS IT!?!!? Lol ;P Seriously though.

 

1/1000 people is a transvestite. Creeped me out at school the other day.. cause you have no idea if your best friend could be one! ah!!!

 

LMFAO!!