omfg once I read it, i felt the pain too :S
"I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis."
How the fuck..
How did he get it out?
It most likely travelled to his bladder and removed with some surgery.
Supposedly the Candiru does this...
The Candiru is the star of an urban legend — which turns out to be true — of a man who was urinating in the Amazon River when a 6-inch Candiru swam up his urine stream into his penis. The fish remained there for days, until a surgeon was able to remove it.
Apparently, it eats is way up your urethral, and eventually kills the host.
Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

