Eel crawls up man's penis during spa

[JohnK]

Zhang Nan was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue serpent took a liking to his manhood.

The eel treatment in question is a similar concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures.

Thinking that the eels would make him look ten years younger, Nan dived into the water and let them feast upon layers of dead skin.

But after laying in the spa bath, Nan felt a sharp pain and realised a small eel was working its way up his urethra and into his bladder.

'I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,' the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.

'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'

I'm going to stop there because it's description is so graphic and makes me cringe. If you want to read more - http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317...ladder-after-entering-penis-during-beauty-spa

 

[Munus]

I lold at the fish kid. But yeah. People do worse things as sexual acts.

 

[St3v3n]

thats fucken nasty :S

 

[Alteranz]

Eel soup.

Please don't utter those words D:

 

[Alteranz]

Oh lord Finn, you have brought back nightmares of my childhood haha Why did I ever venture into this thread; the title alone should have been a deterrent...

 

[They be trippin]

I just threw up.

 

[Piramid]

This is so gross, excuse me while I go throw up haha

 

[-Ryan]

That's why I don't bathe with eels.

 

[SexayMistahBee]

I wonder what happened to the spa.
Did the man take any legal action?

 

[SomeFormOfHuman]

What the hell?!

 

I'm not a guy but I'd still notice something trying to force its way up my pee hole.

 

[Delta Squad]

i have the Stranger urge to find a eel now

 

[xx Sean]

Throw up just came up my throat...that's disgusting.

 

[Dave.]

Whattt that must have been horrible, im gonna be thinking about this all day.

Thanks for posting this though, found it rather amusing.

 

[Magics]

I wonder what happened to the spa.
Did the man take any legal action?

No you probably sign something first, code of conduct, "We will not be responsible for any eels crawling up your penis"

 

Oh my gosh, I can't even start to imagine how akward / painful this must have been.

Oosh you find the weirdest things

 

[Reeser]

No you probably sign something first, code of conduct, "We will not be responsible for any eels crawling up your penis"

Lol @ "We will not be responsible for any eels crawling up your penis"

But yeah that's nasty and I feel really bad for that guy.

 

[Loyal 2 da game]

WHY WOULD YoU POST THIS good lord

 

I think that his reaction was too damn slow..

 

[Crazy old ppl]

"I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis."

How the fuck..
How did he get it out?