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Ohio added to the list.. next to come.. Texas
 
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A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. <- Lol
 
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You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
You aren&#8217;t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
You may not educate dogs.
It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
Silly string is banned.
It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.

god i love my state
 
I read the Florida one since I live in Florida and all door going outward isn't a dumb law because if your door goes inwards a hurricane (which Florida gets a lot) could knock the door open which happened to my door in hurricane Wilma. lol but some of these are really funny.
 
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I read the Florida one since I live in Florida and all door going outward isn't a dumb law because if your door goes inwards a hurricane (which Florida gets a lot) could knock the door open which happened to my door in hurricane Wilma. lol but some of these are really funny.

I live in Florida too, and I was thinking that was a dumb law, but since you explained it, it does make sense.
 
I saw this whole list somewhere. ^_^



Oh, here in my province we can't use any fireworks or firecrackers. No fun on Halloween :(
 
Most of these laws aren't used/in active any more.

I was just going to say this. They just keep them laws technically but they don't really enforce them.

Also, almost every one of those laws have a twist to it.

I was reading the first one and it said "putting salt on traintracks can be punishable by death" Yeah, if the salt causes a crash that kills everybody in the damn train.
 
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Bitingiting someone with your natural teeth is &#8220;simple assault,&#8221; while biting someone with your false teeth is &#8220;aggravated assault. <- I love the big difference.
 
lol now i feel worse about old people and their fake teeth ^_^
 
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