funny laws in the US!!!!!!!

[the_wippit]

My grandparents came to stay with us for thanksgiving and while they were here they directed me to a website containing all of the ridiculous laws that were put in the books long ago and never repealed but are not inforced!
jsut scroll down to your state and lauph your ass off
http://crazylaws.com/

my personal favorites:
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.

A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets.
its legal to hunt moose, but its punishable by law to disturb a moose to take its picture

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.

If a police officer beleives that two persons are engaging in intercourse in their car then he must flash his lights and honk and then wait for 3 minutes before aproaching the car

A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.

Anyone caught begging on public streets wil lbe fined $500

 

[jaamal]

Those are some stupid laws, but the laws about bear wrestling is dumb as well. But there is a college near where I live with a trained bear that you can box. I wanna go down there and get my ass beat.

 

[b1b]

• In Carmel, N.Y., a man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.

LOL

 

[Xdog]

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards. FL,

lol i'll see if i can find anymore

 

[Xdog]

- Florida:
1. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
2. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
3. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

Kentucky:
1. By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
2. It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
- Louisiana:
1. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
2. Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."
- Washington:
1. All lollipops are banned.
2. A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
3. In King County, in Seattle Washington, it is illegal to sit on a man's lap on a metro bus, unless you are married.
4. Vancouver, WA has a city law that requires all motor vehicles to carry anchors... as an emergency brake. (Ted Timmons)

LOLL these are ALL real

 

[the_wippit]

lol, yeah theyre funny as hell

 

[m0usa]

theres a law in my new your that mouses and take baths lol

 

[Tha Kid]

Wow... I can't believe they wasted their time getting those like published

 

[jebckr]

"A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits."

This made me laugh

 

[the_wippit]

haha yeah, damnit iwas gona nuke D.C. turns out that they would fine me.....ahh well