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These laws are some dumb laws some are pretty cool some are stupid and some make sense, some are even funny.. have fun..
Alabama
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Incestuous marriages are legal.
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
You may not drive barefooted.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
You must have windshield wipers on your car.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Masks may not be worn in public.
Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Alaska
It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare).
Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.
Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.
Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded �bonus points� by the government.
One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows.
Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to exist.
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.For all you would-be pranksters out there, it is illegal to string a wire across any roadPersons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
Clowns beware
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose
A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Arizona
Hunting camels is prohibited.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs
A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”.
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
No more than six girls may live in any house.
It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders
No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
One must be 18 years old to buy spray paintIt is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Women may not wear pants.
Arkansas
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.
Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.
No one may “suddenly start or stop�? their car at a McDonald’s.
Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
California
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the “Fountain of Life”.
One may not bring their dog to school.
All dog “waste” must be removed from any yard within seven days.
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law
Colorado
One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.
No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
Persons may not urinate in public.
Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.
It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
Conneticut
Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
You may not educate dogs.It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or shuffleboard tables.
Silly string is banned.
It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.
Delaware
“R” rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicleOn Halloween, children may only “trick-or-treat” from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must “trick-or-treat” on October 30 during this same time interval.
One may not whisper in church.
No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.
Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.
Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.
Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
All persons must carry a bag with them at all times when they walk their dog in case said dog “poops”, or risk a $100 fine.
Flordia
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
New York
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable
differences, unless they both agree to it.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.
A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.
Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
A law from the early 1900’s prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.
Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.People may not slurp their soup.
Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.
Raw hamburger may not be sold
Ohio
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker’s stand, you can be fined $25.
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.
Skateboarding in the city limits after dark is prohibited.Posting signs at swimming pools is illegal.
It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake RoadOrdinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
Electric fences are banned.
If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.
Power Wheels cars may not be driven down the street.
Texas
One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
It is illegal to sell one�s eye.
A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
It is illegal to sell one�s eye.
A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.It is illegal to sell one�s eye.A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket
Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University
.It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.
Urinating on the streets is illegal.
Appearing in public places wearing a “lewd dress” is prohibited.
Lousiana
“Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.Spectators at a boxing match may not mock one of the contestants.
One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city’s water supply.
A law was passed with the specific intent of stating the punishment for stealing crawfish.
Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.
It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.
Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Bitingiting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.
It is illegal to gargle in public places.
It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.One may not “dare” another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another.
Stealing an alligator could land a person in jail for up to ten years.
Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.
One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.
Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.
Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.
Minors may not go to businesses with coin-operated foosball machines unless accompanied by an adult.
No one may pour a drink out on the ground at any drive-in movie.
Michigan
Persons may not be drunk on trains.
It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.
Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife.
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
The last Sunday in June of every year was named �log cabin day
Cars may not be sold on Sunday.
A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission
There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
You may not swear in front of women and children.
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Putt-putt golf courses must close by 1:00 AM.
Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice.
Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.
Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.
No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
England ones
All males over the age of 14 are to partake in 2 hours of longbow practice a week, which is to be supervised by a local member of the clergy.
London taxi cabs (Hackney Carriages) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
It is illegal to be intoxicated in a licensed premises ie. A pub or a bar.
It is illegal for two men to have sex if a third person is present in the same house.
It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
Mince pies may not be eaten on Christmas day. what the fuck?!?
If you are a boy under the age of 10, you are not allowed to see a naked manequin.
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the back wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
It is illegal for a women to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
Beds cannot be hung out of windows.
If you like tell me and I will post more... if not then just tell me and I wont XD
Alabama
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
Incestuous marriages are legal.
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
You may not drive barefooted.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
You must have windshield wipers on your car.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
Masks may not be worn in public.
Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Alaska
It is against the law to attempt to break any law in title 9 of the code (public peace, morals, and welfare).
Employers of bars may not let their bartenders serve while they are drunk themselves.
Owners of flamingos may not let their pet into barber shops.
Buildings that preserve scenic vistas are awarded �bonus points� by the government.
One may not roam the city with a bow and arrows.
Persons may not allow “attractive nuisances” to exist.
No one may tie their pet dog to the roof of a car.For all you would-be pranksters out there, it is illegal to string a wire across any roadPersons may not live in a trailer as it is being hauled across the city.
Clowns beware
It is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose
A person may only carry a concealed slingshot if that person has received the appropriate license
Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Arizona
Hunting camels is prohibited.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs
A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”.
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
No more than six girls may live in any house.
It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders
No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
One must be 18 years old to buy spray paintIt is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
Women may not wear pants.
Arkansas
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.
Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.
No one may “suddenly start or stop�? their car at a McDonald’s.
Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
California
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
Bathhouses are against the law.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
Women may not drive in a house coat.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
You cannot leave your car on the street overnight without the proper permit.
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways.
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
City Council order reads: “No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash.
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
It is prohibited to sleep in a parked vehicle.
Persons may not ride their bicycles through the “Fountain of Life”.
One may not bring their dog to school.
All dog “waste” must be removed from any yard within seven days.
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law
Colorado
One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.
No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days.
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
Keeping a house where unmarried persons are allowed to have sex is prohibited.
To own a dog over three months of age, one must obtain a license.
Persons may not urinate in public.
Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.
It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
Couches may not be placed on outside porches.
It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.
It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
Conneticut
Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.You cannot buy any alcohol after 9pm or on Sundays after noon on Sunday.
It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
You may not educate dogs.It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
An arcade may not have more than a total of four amusement devices such as ping-pong tables, pinball machines, or shuffleboard tables.
Silly string is banned.
It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.
Delaware
“R” rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.
It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.
It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.
Getting married on a dare is grounds for an annulment.
No person shall change clothes in his or her vehicleOn Halloween, children may only “trick-or-treat” from 6:00 PM to 8:00 PM, and if Halloween falls on a Sunday, they must “trick-or-treat” on October 30 during this same time interval.
One may not whisper in church.
No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.
Changing into or out of a bathing suit in a public restroom is prohibited.
Six-year-old girls may not run around without being fully clothed.
Alcohol may not be served in nightclubs if dancing is occurring on the premises at the same time.
All persons must carry a bag with them at all times when they walk their dog in case said dog “poops”, or risk a $100 fine.
Flordia
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 PM.
It is considered an offense to shower naked.
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.
Oral sex is illegal.
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
New York
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
You may not smoke within 100 feet of the entrance to a public building.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing “body hugging clothing.
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”
A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting.
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
New Yorkers cannot dissolve a marriage for irreconcilable
differences, unless they both agree to it.
A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.
A man can’t go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.
Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
A law from the early 1900’s prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.
Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.People may not slurp their soup.
Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.
Raw hamburger may not be sold
Ohio
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker’s stand, you can be fined $25.
Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
It is illegal to display colored chickens for sale.No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.
Skateboarding in the city limits after dark is prohibited.Posting signs at swimming pools is illegal.
It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake RoadOrdinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
Electric fences are banned.
If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.
Power Wheels cars may not be driven down the street.
Texas
One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
It is illegal to sell one�s eye.
A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
It is illegal to sell one�s eye.
A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.It is illegal to sell one�s eye.A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket
Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University
.It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.
Urinating on the streets is illegal.
Appearing in public places wearing a “lewd dress” is prohibited.
Lousiana
“Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.Spectators at a boxing match may not mock one of the contestants.
One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city’s water supply.
A law was passed with the specific intent of stating the punishment for stealing crawfish.
Persons could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.
It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.
Running an abortion advertisement can land you in jail for a year.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Bitingiting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault.
It is illegal to gargle in public places.
It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.One may not “dare” another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another.
Stealing an alligator could land a person in jail for up to ten years.
Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.
One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.
Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.
Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.
Minors may not go to businesses with coin-operated foosball machines unless accompanied by an adult.
No one may pour a drink out on the ground at any drive-in movie.
Michigan
Persons may not be drunk on trains.
It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.
Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife.
No man may seduce and corrupt an unmarried girl, or else he risks five years in prison.
The last Sunday in June of every year was named �log cabin day
Cars may not be sold on Sunday.
A woman isn’t allowed to cut her own hair without her husband’s permission
There is a 3 cent bounty for each starling and 10 cent bounty for each crow killed in any village, township, or city in the state.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
You may not swear in front of women and children.
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Putt-putt golf courses must close by 1:00 AM.
Security guards at Joe Louis Arena will confiscate any item they feel might be thrown onto the ice.
Couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.
Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.
No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense.
England ones
All males over the age of 14 are to partake in 2 hours of longbow practice a week, which is to be supervised by a local member of the clergy.
London taxi cabs (Hackney Carriages) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
It is illegal to be intoxicated in a licensed premises ie. A pub or a bar.
It is illegal for two men to have sex if a third person is present in the same house.
It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
Mince pies may not be eaten on Christmas day. what the fuck?!?
If you are a boy under the age of 10, you are not allowed to see a naked manequin.
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the back wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
It is illegal for a women to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
Beds cannot be hung out of windows.
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