Do Not Eat at Lean's Restaurant

Should have gone to Burger King..

 

Sooooo if I come to ur restaurant could a maybe get a free meal, I trusted Richard and threw my life savings into XRP and we all see what's happening with that...... So I've been pretty hungry lately

 

No, we have a michelin star, so I can't give out free meals because we use the highest of quality ingredients

 

Now that right there is a bummer. Going to have to start a group fund just to eat at your restaurant bud

 

The angry whopper is gone, so why would anyone want to eat there?

 

I'm not sure about how to answer your question. I will say however..

I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride. Even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. An angry whopper.

 

You've inspired me to add a new item to my menu at my restaurant. Even though we're an Italian restaurant, I think the Lean Mean Burger would do pretty well, it's worth a shot. Maybe the name Mean Lean Burger would sound better?

 

That name gives me so much satisfaction. Mean Lean burger. Whopper? What was it again? I cant even remember anymore.

 

I can't use the term whopper due to copyright issues, but I can name it either lean mean burger or mean lean burger. I'm thinking The Mean Lean Burger?

 

Get a patent for The Mean Lean Burger. Sythe is full of fucker ladybois..

 

Sicilians will disown me if I add a burger to my menu though, but I'm considering it. It is a very good idea, but I'd still have to change the sauce a bit to avoid getting sued

 

I'm going to have my co chef cook 3 different versions of the mean lean with different sauces and choose the one I think is the best

 

As your third co-chef, I'll be happy to try them. When's a good time to come over to the restaurant?

 

We have a new menu now if you'd like to come back for another taste