Do Not Eat at Lean's Restaurant

I went to Lean's restaurant yesterday for some authentic Sicilian food. I ordered the Manicotti. It was the best Manicotti I've ever had. I could deduce @Lean put his blood, sweat, and tears into this renowned Manicotti. However, the problem wasn't the Manicotti and I'll explain why.

Lean was extremely polite during the dinner. We discussed personal information with one another and all was well because I trusted Lean. After I had seconds, I was ready to go. I asked for the bill and Lean was happy to oblige. Since Lean's restaurant was closing soon, he asked if he could return home with me for some drinks and more chatting. I thought, why not?

The rest was history. I woke up in the morning, butt naked, and profusely sweating, in the sheets of my twin bed not remembering what occurred after I went home with Lean. I shrugged it off and went to login to my Runescape account. When I logged in, I found out that my 2b 07 was gone and all my valuables were wiped. Lean denies all of this of course.

At least I enjoyed the Manicotti. I gave it 3/5 stars on Yelp. Would have been 4.5/5 if I didn't lose my goldpieces. I LOVE YOU LEAN!

 

I don't remember what happened last night either. After we left the restaurant the next thing I remember was waking up strapped to a chair inside an unknown basement. I instantly started using my training and used my teeth to break free of the binds. I saw a window so I used the same chair that was once holding me hostage to reach the window, with an adept kick I busted through the window and was free. I felt somewhat drunk at this point and didn't know where I was. I snuck through the woods for about 2 hours finding the next closest road. I was finally able to flag someone down and ask where I was, of course I was naked so they offered to give me a ride back home... I think your friend spiked our drinks with the intentions of raping and killing the both of us, luckily we're both safe

 

How do I know what you're saying is true?

 

I filed a police report

 

The police were actually already looking for me because my GF knows that if I'm not home by a certain time to contact my ex partner and I never leave the house without giving her every single detail about where I'm going

 

Very likely the same person that killed N4no and Lame and staged it as a suicide/overdose

 

This person is more dangerous than I had first thought. How do we go about catching him? @Lean meet me at your restaurant's basement at 9 please.

 

I have a meeting at 9, how about 10?

 

Sure, but will you be providing food? I'm going to have to skip dinner.

 

I have some trail mix, is that good enough?

 

Nah, I want your menu choices. I'm not coming if you're going to be cheap about it.

 

My food isn't cheap and you know that

 

Neither is my company. So what is it going to be? I want the Manicotti again and it better be to my liking.

 

You already said it was the best manicotti you ever had so it won't be free

 

Just put it on Honest Iago's tab.

 

You're a cuck, and you've been added to the list

 

My girlfriend cucking me was supposed to be limited to the personal support section. How to stop my girlfriend from cucking me?

Might have to report you.

 

Linking a personal support thread in the spam forum, shame on you being a moderator and all

 

Funny thing is, I read the signs once I came out of the woods all the way to my house. I know exactly where I came out of the woods at and I wasn't wearing any shoes. After kicking the glass out of the window my foot was bleeding, so that will lead a trail right back to your friends house. You're friend is finished, he might as well go out with a bang because the trail is already being searched as we speak, and I promise you it will lead back to him

 

Sorry, I don't have friends.