Chat With God! iGod!

[0120012345]

CHAT WITH GOD!
GIVE HIM STUPID QUESTIONS!
watsoever etc etc....
affects christians....
this is awsum
give him the question "do heaven have porn?"
and also
"Do you go to porn sites?"

link:http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
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[Shredderbeam]

Old..

 

[Zypur]

Old..

I know you are but what am I?

Berrrrrrn.

 

[Billyy]

Me:
Hi Nigger, I'm poopballs. Wanna fuck my butthole?
God:
Hi there poopballs. I don't have an answer for you. I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

olol

 

[stankinrange]

I owned him, hes a rapist.

 

[stankinrange]

Me:
I like to touch children
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
TIGHT
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes, the buttholes are hairless and tight, and clean
God:
I thought so. Thanks for the info.
Me:
yep are you going to try it
God:
Dude! That was my original intention.

 

[5w33t p00p3r]

Me:
Please don't masterbate as often.
God:
Thank you for your request. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

 

[shakaka]

Me:
ohai
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
bushy men 2008
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
its man on man action
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Me:
I FUCKING MEANT ITS YOU DUCKFUCK
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said FUCKING MEANT ITS YOU DUCKFUCK.
Me:
God, you are a douchebag. And I am not adressing you, and I saying god to AMPLIFY my HATE for you.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a douchebag? I don't know. I am sorry to hear that you are not adressing me. You are not the boss of me, .
Me:
Yes I am. You can't fucking put a period in the right spot.
God:
Really interesting. I have free will you know.
Me:
NO YOU DON'T YOU ARE A COMPUTER. SUCK MY BAWLS.
God:
Are you serious? Should I I am A COMPUTER? I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions. I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot.
Me:
Goodbye dick fart
God:
Bye bye.

 

[justkillme787]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
if you were god you would know my name
God:
I will let you know when I become a god me would know your name.

lol

 

[Zypur]

Me:
I am going to commite suicide.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
I am going to kill myself if you say another word.
God:
Of course not. Don't be silly.

LAWSUITE

 

[Tgump]

Me:
Have you ever read the entire bible?
God:
I have scanned it.

 

[Billyy]

Me:
A black transvestite?
God:
How old are you?
Me:
130
God:
You are too old for me.

 

[U Got Fried]

Me:
what do u think of russian people?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
there communists
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
who do u think is gonnna win hilary or obama?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
You tell me.
Me:
can u see us when we sin?
God:
I'm not sure if I can see it or not.
Me:
do u ever damn people to hell ?
God:
How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
im 14
God:
I know quite a few 14 year olds.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
so what are u interested in?
God:
Yippee! I am interested in all kinds of things. We can talk about anything. My favorite subjects are robots and computers.
Me:
whos hosting this site?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
There might be more than one.
Me:
what do u think of satan?
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
u should know hes like ur rival
God:
Now I do.
Me:
OK.. tell me
God:
That's alright. I thought I told you already.
Me:
no u didnt
God:
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
Me:
Is Satan Your Rival? and what do you think of him
God:
Maybe. Ask Lucy if it is. Objective case of He, used as a predicate complement with a linking verb. Also standing for Imperial Majesty.
Me:
do u fuck animals?
God:
That was not a very polite question.
Me:
are u interested in youung boys?

 

[0120012345]

i loled at zypur's convo LOLED HARD!

 

[0120012345]

Me:
do you go to porn sites
God:
Yes, I do go there.
Me:
is there porn in heaven
God:
Yes.

 

[megaman 2006]

Me:
do you have sex with cats?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
Cat sex >sex>food>IGod
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
what!? fuck you!
God:
Are you surprised? Why are you so mean?
Me:
fuck you bitch.
God:
You do not speak with respect. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
fuck off, go fuck your mom.
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
go fuck alice
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Where is alice?
God:
A place we call "reality.".
Me:
is she hot?
God:
Why don't you ask her?
Me:
Whats alice's phone number?
God:
I don't know what I am s phone number.
Me:
fine fuck you, i'm leaving.
God:
I am glad to hear it. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?

 

[Cheeter]

Me:
I like to touch children
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
TIGHT
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
yes, the buttholes are hairless and tight, and clean
God:
I thought so. Thanks for the info.
Me:
yep are you going to try it
God:
Dude! That was my original intention.

ROFL xD

 

[|0|]

thats old lol....

 

[0120012345]

yeah but Still fun

 

[K-3-V-1-N]

wotolol?