Best dad jokes

[President]

What do you get when you cross an octopus with an elephant?

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You get your funding cut and a visit from the ethics committee.

 

[NukeACola]

Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?

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It's two-tired.

 

[NukeACola]

A burger walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Sorry, we don't serve food here'

 

[Juws]

I only drink on days that end in Y

 

Did you get this inspiration from my lovely joke? (not a joke)

I love the joke I used..

did you guys hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter?

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pretty nuts..

since I used that one in the discord though

how do you make a tissue dance?

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you put a little boogie in it

 

@Worthy Services nows your time

 

What happens when you touch dewayne Johnson’s butt?

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You hit Rock bottom

 

nice try Buzzfeed

 

[EventHorizon.]

Don't train your shoulders.

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It's a trap

 

[tendyies]

Boomers

 

@ChellBell told me to pick up 6 cans of sprite from the store. When I got home I realized I picked 7up.