Girl Help

[Clocks on the Wall]

Um so yea...a girl i wanted ask to prom and me are going so that worked out...events leading up to us going are akward as hell..like me asking her by saying u dont have to go with me...anyway i made her laugh blah blah, then didnt hug or feel her vibing the hug so i rubbed her shoulder!!! is this bad!!? im talking to her on facebook, should i talk 2 her about prom..i talked about skool so far...yea...

 

[Rhett3]

You're doing fine... just try to relax and talk smoothly as if you are talking to one of your friends. It will only be akward if you make it akward. Good luck and just smile.

 

[Clocks on the Wall]

im very good at akward so...




now where not talking...um shes talking to her gfs tho!? shit...um should i msg her we talking on one of my cmt my status htings and the convo died...

 

[Rhett3]

Just ask her what she's up to and has been doing recently and try to make comparisons... also music is good to talk about.

 

[†Tysonâ€Â]

Punch her in the face, chicks LOVE randomness and it makes you look like a tuff d00d.


Nah, just be normal. If you tend to make things awkward just say that to her depending on what type of chick she is. If shes the right sort of chick she'll find it funny or cute or some bullshit. If you ask me i think its lame and pathetic but some chicks are wierd, so yeah if shes like that and you tell her, your less likely to feel awkward or when you make things awkward it won't seem that bad anymore so you can make a quick recovery.

 

[dam prayer noobs]

Girls like hard to get. Don't message her too much.

 

[Clocks on the Wall]

man...sucks major/rocks alot?

 

[+ChrisHansen^]

Um so yea...a girl i wanted ask to prom and me are going so that worked out...events leading up to us going are akward as hell..like me asking her by saying u dont have to go with me...anyway i made her laugh blah blah, then didnt hug or feel her vibing the hug so i rubbed her shoulder!!! is this bad!!? im talking to her on facebook, should i talk 2 her about prom..i talked about skool so far...yea...

Fuck girls, Nothing but trouble tbh. You'll pour your heart our to them and you'll find out they're only using you to get back with their ex and you'll go into a rage and break a window with your head,
Trust me I know.

 

[Wilson1992]

Dude be confident. REMEMBER, there are loads of girls, theres only ONE of you. You are the most IMPORTANT thing in this world. Don't try to overimpress, don't be a suckup as well.

 

[+ChrisHansen^]

Wilson, I beg to differ, I'm pretty sure oxygen is the most important thing in this world.

 

[mike_w_99]

Fuck girls, Nothing but trouble tbh. You'll pour your heart our to them and you'll find out they're only using you to get back with their ex and you'll go into a rage and break a window with your head,
Trust me I know.

Comming from the kid who just stated he's a virgin, can't get a girlfriend, and couldn't rape a girl if he tried on another thread.

I don't think girls are even neccessary to live good, I do agree with him.

 

[+ChrisHansen^]

I never stated I was a virgin.
Lol.
But I haven't had a girlfriend in a while.

 

[The_0ne]

just be like , (if your a stoner) i smoke weed. then she might be like:

1.Oh ok.....um...yea......
2.Same.
3.*slap* WTF!!!.



ok bad example.

well it depends who she is and like yea...hard to explain.....
like me my old girlfriend left me because i smoked weed and my new one goes out with me cos i smoke weed. i might stop now tho..im going kinda dumb.

 

[†Tysonâ€Â]

just be like , (if your a stoner) i smoke weed. then she might be like:

1.Oh ok.....um...yea......
2.Same.
3.*slap* WTF!!!.



ok bad example.

well it depends who she is and like yea...hard to explain.....
like me my old girlfriend left me because i smoked weed and my new one goes out with me cos i smoke weed. i might stop now tho..im going kinda dumb.

No, you already are dumb. But that weed is causing your little remaining intelligence to be on a consistant decline.

 

[The_0ne]

No, you already are dumb. But that weed is causing your little remaining intelligence to be on a consistant decline.

Gee ahh thanks for the "constructive criticism" but im quite intelligent. i was exceptionally good at mathematics from year 3-10 but last year i started smoking weed now i cant concentrate in class or anything. so i wasnt dumb all along.

 

[+ChrisHansen^]

No, you already are dumb. But that weed is causing your little remaining intelligence to be on a consistant decline.

Amen.
'Nuff said.

 

[djweasel]

You're fine I don't think you need to worry, just play it off cool when prom comes up.

 

[shakaka]

Gee ahh thanks for the "constructive criticism" but im quite intelligent. i was exceptionally good at mathematics from year 3-10 but last year i started smoking weed now i cant concentrate in class or anything. so i wasnt dumb all along.

I like how, when people get insulted, they try using big words and pull out the spell check.

As far as the girl goes, be an ass to her. Honest to fucking god, it works.

There is this girl who I kind of liked, and she kind of liked me but there wasn't anything there. I moved on to someone new and she constantly nagged me about how I used to like her or whatever. I was just a constant ass to her, and still am. She can't get enough of me.

Just be mean, but not TOO mean. Talk to her like you would talk to your guy friends when you're messing around.

Don't be like "oh you're an ugly fat bitch and I hate you" but just constantly remind her that she's retarded.

Come to thing of it, I don't really recommend this at all. Maybe as a last resort, because I guess if you do it wrong it could be bad. Works for me, though.

 

[Shroom Thrash]

"My cock is like..." then tense your forearm.

 

[djweasel]

"My cock is like..." then tense your forearm.

Unless it's some superbad stuff I don't think she'd appreciate that.