"Twilight"

WTF. literally every single girl i know reads this book/series. Seriously, like 10 different chicks yesterday were like "uhhh omg wow uhhhh twilight uhhh uhh unicorns & twilight uhhhh"

what the fuck is with this novel, id consider reading it but that'd make me gay, right? Has any dude here read it? Are you a fag?

srsly this shit is pissing me off someone hold me pls

 

I think you'd be considered gay if you want one of us to hold you, amirite?

 

I'm sorry i missed what you said cause i was thinking of my cock in your ass what was it?

 

I know a couple guys that read it..its just what you are into i guess.

 

its true all girls love the series i dont know why..

 

We should hook up irl. I'm gay.

 

i think its really just a hollowed out book with some sensual appliances and sex jellies inside srsly guys wtf

o i was jokin but thanks for the offer im touched

 

Yeah I was kidding, too.

But in all srsns. There are quite a few guys who have read the Twilight series at my school too. I'm thinking about reading one of the Twilight books and another one of the Stephenie Meyer books because I have to write a compare and contrast report on two different books by an author. My girlfriend read the whole series so fuck it, I might as well too, amirite.

 

youarerite

but im only gonna read if its half fun to read and half fappage...


amIrite?

 

Yeah, verrrmuch sir.

 

Im taking my girl to the movie on the 22nd..

>_> never heard of it until she's like "OMFG TWILIGHT.."

so.. decided about the movie..

 

dude dont she'll get all pissy and say uhh why arent you as sensitive as so and so the vampire and bam, you just got fucked by a book.


srs dude be prepared

 

dude im prepared.

like totally.


fucking bringing a condom to that shit.

 

bring those little plastic halloween vampire fangs and i GURANTEE you will get some love muffin

 

She's not going to want to fuck after watching Twilight. It's sad shit, brah.

 

You're probably right.

If she cries on me, I'm gunna try and cry.

That's just akward shit right there..

 

Ololol yeah dood.. And if you're not sensitive she'll be all pissy, and even worse if she's pmsing liek hardxcore she'll beat your ass son.

 

Dewd she tried to slap me once.

funny story, haha.

I like grabbed her hand twisted it behind her and like grabed her ass and pulled it towards me.

she never tried to slap me again. lol..
but i've never seen her pms.. would be very interesting.

 

Twilight can die.

 

Dude wtf you still haven't paid the bills