1000 Things "I" have learned by playing Runescape

[Homefrydgangsta]

605. Little kids can rule the world with pixels.

 

[Sex Bot]

605) I can get clothes for phr33.
606) Chickens k0 me.

 

[Eric L.]

You can become a millionaire in days or less.

 

[Wub to craft]

607^

608.
Jagex are fucking idiots.

609.
You can keep multiple Easter Eggs in your back pack without them melting.

 

[Draton]

610. You can have a "girl friend" in runescape, but usually its a 60 year old creep who wants you.

611. If you play runescape legitly, you have no life.

 

[disav]

612) Willow Trees grow near water
613) Copper + tin = bronze

 

[pk till death]

614)im cool and popular wearing a purple party hat in the game, but when i where my homemade one in public, people point and laugh..... =-(

615) if i wanted to, i can become a girl.....

 

[Trainer super]

There is one big machine, which'll sell you anything, and you can go to and buy anything.

 

[ChrisCol]

616^

617) If your in need of cash, simply go slay a few dragons or other mythical creatures.

618) If your feeling lazy and don't want to "live" you can simply have a bot do your tasks for you.

 

[C H 4 S E]

619) Everybody on runescape is stuck on a perminant dry spell . (;

 

[Soup ahh Stah]

620) When i die i will respawn in this place called Lumbridge and somehow bring back only 3 of my items unless i have a skull over my head.

 

[Necromancer24]

621. I get a chance of re-living my life after I have died in Lumbridge.

 

[Czer]

622) I can drink thousands of beers and vodkas and never get drunk

 

[Imagine]

623 )You can jump up, and suddenly appear wherever you want

 

[Appeal To Reason]

624) It's not weird to pick up bones and bury them on a solid surface.

(Meaning you can bury bones on bridges/wooden floors ect)

 

[JtagUser2010]

625) when you kill stuff it drops raw stakes already prepped.
626) pryo maniacism is a skill
627) capes are the apex of awesomeness

 

[JtagUser2010]

628) anything AND everything has a value in coins

 

[President]

629) There are more religions then ony Christs, Muslims, and boedism..

 

[Finally_Found_Freedom]

630) If I swear I get banned irl.

 

[Chickenlover]

631) Magic is real! now make my bones turn to peaches