1000 Things "I" have learned by playing Runescape

[EpicLOL]

Tables of Contents:
*100th post by - driveahonda @page 5
*THREAD STICKIED - 4/2/2010 - Big thanks to Farcast!
*200th post by - Fed @page 11
*300th post by - Rhodesy @page 15
*400th post by - Insame @page 17
*500th post by - Insame @page 22
Officially halfway to 1000


PLEASE PUT A NUMBER BESIDE YOUR "LEARNING EXPIEREANCE"
*This is just for fun!

1. I can catch sharks with my bare hands.

 

[pkwithpink]

2) I can carry 28 sharks, or 7 cannons in my backpack.

 

[borigo]

3) I can talk to a cat named Bob

 

I'll be serious
4) How to make steel bars

 

[Atled6543]

5) You'll never go to jail when you kill hundreds of people or light fires in public areas

 

[EpicLOL]

4. I can go up/down with a knife on a log and turn it into a bow!

 

[borigo]

6) I can teleport to my house through a portal

 

[Russia]

7) When I chop a tree the tree disappears.

 

[Spazz]

8) I can have a penguin for a pet and no one will be suspicious

 

[pkwithpink]

9) I learned the names of different trees

10) I learned how smelting different ores produces a specific metal.

 

11) I learned that when you hit something, a number comes out of nowhere.

 

[EpicLOL]

12) You can bury bones ANYWHERE!

 

[Morally Skilled]

When I kill people I get antiques to sell to a big armored scary dudes.

 

[i l1ke :)]

14) i can do 15s with a bronze 2h

 

[I Eric I]

15) Banks will keep thousands of logs for you until you need them.

 

[Das Kapital]

i can eat over a million lobs, and never get fat.

 

[Skillers FTW]

Post number 18 so:

18) I can get 99 prayer without believing in any religion.

 

[tofurocks]

19) I can carry around a giant axe and slaughter small animals without anybody raising concerns.
20) If I murder somebody they come back outside of a castle and I get to keep their stuff.

 

[EpicLOL]

21) I have to use a special bow to kill chompies

 

22.) Pixels ruin lives.