1000 Things "I" have learned by playing Runescape

[Rarely Skill]

You can kill gnome children, which drop beer or vodka...

632. All gnome children are alcoholics.

 

[RsPWN]

633) Magic really existed back then, but now u can't even throw a Lumbridge home teleport, trust me, I tried...

 

[ekips88]

634) Pixels are worth their weight in gold (gold pixels that is)

 

[IpkerI2]

I have special powers I can use every 5 minutes after draining it.

 

[kegman88]

636) I can live forever

637) I Can Drink What ever I wAnt When ever i want no matter what age I am

638) I can grow hair instantly buy talking and paying a person

 

[HahaGf50]

639) i can get off and not be addicted because i played so so long..

 

[M I K E]

640) After I die, I reincarnate almost instantly.

 

[pk k0nka]

641) When my friends die, I can take their bones without getting in trouble.

 

[wr3ck3d]

642) Alchemy can be used on ANYTHING, not just metals.

 

642.)bronze should not be in the game.
643.)nobody has the sense to write an extra "0" on the noted form of their item
644.)a tinderbox can millions of logs
645.)with 99 firemaking, i can burn soaking willow logs in .05 seconds.
646.)the NPC's in random events are all clinically retarded.

 

647: When you smelt the rocks to make bars, you don't need gloves and you don't burn yourself

 

[Bordmb]

648. No matter how hard I try I cannot make a dragon become my friend.
649. Mexicans actually dislike being called "wetbacks"
650. Chicken's meat can be cooked in Bob farmer's house, and he lets you in all the time.

 

[0Jack0]

651:Cooking is the fastest 99, nad not that expensive !

 

[Ninja Turtled Like Sparc]

652) You Can lose a whip to an rune hally [IT happened to me]

 

[Ninja Turtled Like Sparc]

653) Botting is the way to go

 

[Sex Bot]

654) I can walk into people's houses without a care in the world.
655) I dont need the toilet, atall!

 

[Mike_Thomason]

656) Not all girl players are actually girls. (I actually learned this from runescape no where else lol)

 

[irockrs]

657) I can transform a frog into human being with a kiss. (I was forced to do that)

 

[Chickenlover]

658) Yaks say "MOO" the same as cows!

 

[killer kane503]

659) You can carry 200 mil, a cannon, an anchor, obby items, and still run almost exactly the same speed as if you had nothing with you