1000 Things "I" have learned by playing Runescape

[Raikou]

683) i can not juggle

 

[Meeder1]

684) You dont need a wand to cast harry potter like magic.

 

[Spraynwipe]

685) Next christmas, I will NOT crack my cracker, and instead save it for 7 years until it is worth 1b$

 

[nemanja]

686) When you die, you come back to life naked

 

[nsakhil]

how not to fight dragons without a anti-dragon shield

 

[Draton]

688.) People say things and act certain ways that they would never do in real life (PUSSIES)

 

[wtf are tacos]

689.) i can throw exploding chubby squirrels.

 

[WeRnIE]

690. You can kill the people in the dark forests lol.

 

[bringiton4]

691. You can pop balloons which gives you expensive stuff!

 

[HamJam]

692. There's exploding red monkeys....

 

[Try and run]

693) It only takes Jagex a day to ruin a great game.

 

[.Alexisonfire]

694. I can kill other players and not go to jail

 

[Jinko]

695- Life in the virtual world is harder than IRL!

 

[ge mal]

696. Sharks and lobsters swim very close to shore.

 

[Safe__me]

697. Skinny white boys are actually very strong, foul mouthed, angry all the time and shoot you if they want too!

 

[drchains]

698. Cats talk.. as long as your wearing a hello kitty necklace.

 

[Expulsion]

701. I can get abducted randomly at any time or place and have to complete some random task to leave.

 

[Rajah]

702. I can change my sex, look and name at any time.

 

[Appeal To Reason]

703. I can teleport to major cities all around the world.

Gravedug thread or ?

 

[Chickenlover]

704. Chickens have to breed faster then rabbits so everyone can have a go killing them