Rap Battles - Official Thread

[t i wtf i t]

yo me an range up in this bitch
better be careful about the shit you spit
cuz we dont play , cant speak for him but i dont tolerate faggots
yall lifes are pointless similiar to that of a maggot
not to mention you cant get girls, you lookin like bob sagget
im not done -that aint it , not till im stuck in your head, just like dick
ya im sick, im the kid thats gettin brain from the girl you wanna get laid wit
same shit , im the greatest .. no effort put out
not to mention im always the latest.

 

[raange pur3]

Yo this thread has died, I've left too many dead from rhymes
My raps infect viral and then spread to their insides
Beware, I'll disconnect ya head from it's design
Tear through ya vision region to leave ya headless and ya blind
Don't forget this thread is mine, I hope you step so you get to die
Legendary lines, And I'm nothin but, precise when I get to write
What I say and said is right, When I spray I grip the mic
I blast and you land 3 doors down, like ya kryptonite

 

[sub z3r0]

raange pur3 are you stupid?
Ill stab u in the ass like cupid
this thread belongs to ME
so before I switch u best flee
Or ima rip you from head to toe
ima tear you up
ima beast
turn u into my feast
Ill destroy you
on the spot
Ill leave ur body to rot
Let the crows feast
On the man who claimed hes a beast
But before I Bite you, Chew you And spit you back out,
Tell me... Who owns this thread?
Give me the answer I want to hear or I'll send you to your deathbed
Kryptonite? You for real?
My words will turn u into a meal
Ill tear you to pieces
Little doggy treats
Ill cut you up with these beats
I own this microphone
Ill rip you up through to your bone
Dont test my lyrical abillities
Or youll end up with severe disabillities
Ill leave you dead,
On your deathbed
All of this because you said
You own this thread...

That was shit...

 

[sub z3r0]

Sacro-
Im here to take your place
So shift get outta my face
Ima tear you apart
Shift your dead body ina Cart
Ima destroy you mentally and physically
Ima do it next level, Differently
Ima make you skip a heart beat
Knock you down, off of your feet
Please dont test me
There is gonna be a fee
Its gonna be a mess
So its best
If you just stand down
Dont be a clown
Dont be a fool
Taking me on, Your gonna regret it
Ima rip you up .. Bit by Bit
Your mentally unstable
Poor boy tripped over a cable
Hit his head on a table
Now he thinks he can rap
Ima smash your head into the kitchen tap
Your in too deep child
Ima switch Ima go wild
Just leave It alone
Or ill Cut you down to your bone
No fists involved
Just words your gonna get told
My lyrics are gonna pop you in your ear
Ima turn your confidence into instant fear.

;D <3
Just doing this for fun yeah?
Reply back please.

 

[raange pur3]

raange pur3 are you stupid?
Ill stab u in the ass like cupid
this thread belongs to ME
so before I switch u best flee
Or ima rip you from head to toe
ima tear you up
ima beast
turn u into my feast
Ill destroy you
on the spot
Ill leave ur body to rot
Let the crows feast
On the man who claimed hes a beast
But before I Bite you, Chew you And spit you back out,
Tell me... Who owns this thread?
Give me the answer I want to hear or I'll send you to your deathbed
Kryptonite? You for real?
My words will turn u into a meal
Ill tear you to pieces
Little doggy treats
Ill cut you up with these beats
I own this microphone
Ill rip you up through to your bone
Dont test my lyrical abillities
Or youll end up with severe disabillities
Ill leave you dead,
On your deathbed
All of this because you said
You own this thread...

That was shit...

How can you claim its yours when you ain't even heard of
I'm the one you learn off, ya left torched when I burn hot
Y'get murked lots, Coz this survival of the fittest
You don't deserve the right to spit it
You flow the worst it's time to quit it
I hope you burn and die I'm wicked
Coz I serve and dice with scriptures
Get murked, providin' stitches
Verbal crunch, you earned the shitlist
Ready to murder punks I'm vicious
I came with these words in 5 minutes

 

[LolTrollLol]

My blows landed on Range pur3, those they froze stranded
Most by most branded, for life I'm precise
These so-called perfectionists must have no standards
Thinkin they're the don when they shit comes on
They got it all wrong, tryna step into E's world
They fakin jacks like the bootleg cheese curls
Please girls - stop eating up rice cakes
Have a nice steak for Christ sakes
My mic takes many lives, like 20 knives to the uterus
A pugilist, whipin out cities like Mt. Vesuvius
You jealous jerks - I'll rip you out your Perry Ellis shirts
Write a rap on the map and show you hell on earth
I pop fly shit, you catch it like Dennis Burkes
They only way you'd be well at work is sellin Certz
Yo Esoteric, when you bringin the pain son
It's probably gettin done as we speak like Jenna Jame-son

 

[Skills Mate]

They say I'm the best in here! - Picture your wife fuckin' your twin,
I'm like him! - May the best man win!
So later for you bums,
A ways back I made a pact to stay sharp enough to sharpen a razor on my tongue. I'm sick with this! - You sick like a panty sniffer, And you just wanted to see her pee - like a dick blister. Ya'll remind me of Fantasia brother, y'all be whilin',
On TV everyday I turn on y'all and y'all be cryin'! I'm SURGICAL with this motherfuckin' pen!
The sickest nigga spittin' till the end! I don't really have to against that 'cause
I'm the last lyrical W-T-F O-M-G factor!
So back off
Before I blow your knee cap off!
I'm a eat this beat like a bee-eatin'
We, you in da street's where the beef is,
In the car goin' beep-beep!
While I roll over the drums and just straight peel through the pieces!
Bout to build me a time machine an' - get it in? - And go back I'm done!
Find Frank Nitti and Al Calpone like - can y'all autograph my gun?
Haha! - I ain't tryin' that hard, right now!
I'm just havin' fun; tell the whole world I just had a son!
First name "Earth"! - Last name "None",
Get up on that and your cash ain't come and you don't spit that shit ass like a
Raised by a gangsta,
Come up in the house get your ass whooped and then get your ass whoop on!
What a nigga know about the water in the shower gettin' cold because the bathroom faucet is on,
The reason why I grab you, stab you, out rap you when I ain't feelin like Tommy McCron!
Heat a nigga house with the oven,
Like I like thuggin'!
But I probably just spit on my mother, had to heat up the house the oven,
Had to spend the night with my cousin!
Yes, I be poppin' lots of shit you can't do nothin' bout it bitch;
So get the heads up or be my rock 'em sock 'em, poppin' shit! I'm like a stock of bond - that can drop a bomb, Ridin' slow with the slidin' door on the side.
Open on that minivan, intended for no soccer mom,
Lighters up high! I'm your fire supply!
Writer with mad skills, I'm I'll so hire your guy! Nobody is harder! - He don't give a fuck what he "Slaughters", He will drag your slutty daughter through the muddy waters!
This beat is bait!
Get it outta me, I can shit it out me, IT'S ATE!
Did I win?

 

[raange pur3]

My blows landed on Range pur3, those they froze stranded
Most by most branded, for life I'm precise
These so-called perfectionists must have no standards
Thinkin they're the don when they shit comes on
They got it all wrong, tryna step into E's world
They fakin jacks like the bootleg cheese curls
Please girls - stop eating up rice cakes
Have a nice steak for Christ sakes
My mic takes many lives, like 20 knives to the uterus
A pugilist, whipin out cities like Mt. Vesuvius
You jealous jerks - I'll rip you out your Perry Ellis shirts
Write a rap on the map and show you hell on earth
I pop fly shit, you catch it like Dennis Burkes
They only way you'd be well at work is sellin Certz
Yo Esoteric, when you bringin the pain son
It's probably gettin done as we speak like Jenna Jame-son

Ha. I was suspicious of this being bitten from somewhere. Maybe you should have cancelled the name "Esoteric", that gave it away, write your own shit

/spit

 

[raange pur3]

I slay the word-play, come home to blaze, the after work J
Spark and burn haze, you spit bars in the worst way
You bastards don't deserve play, You half assed while I murk gays
I'm a master of absurd pain, You only wanna rhyme to earn fame
I Ain't talkin bout scrabble when I say I'ma demolish ya word game

 

[Robzombie179]

I slay the word-play, come home to blaze, the after work J
Spark and burn haze, you spit bars in the worst way
You bastards don't deserve play, You half assed while I murk gays
I'm a master of absurd pain, You only wanna rhyme to earn fame
I Ain't talkin bout scrabble when I say I'ma demolish ya word game

It's been a minute since I been here, but anyways here goes...

Your about as hard, as the plant you be smokin,
I'ma drop you hard, and leave your ass chokin,
Croakin, hopin, beggin for mercy,
Their shit is bad, but your shit's worse G,

One thing I know, your not as hood as you claim,
I'm the almighty God, if your a master of pain,
Quit claimin shit, you know nothin about,
I'm JAWS the shark, your a punk ass trout,

What's all this 'fame' your constantly speakin of,
You wouldn't know fame, if it shot you up couz,
I know your in shock, but you gotta listen,
Ain't nobody trippin, on the SHIT your spittin,

The only thing they'd be trippin about,
Is that gross brown shit, comin out your mouth,
I don't 'spit' shit, I jus straight flow,
I've wasted enough time, It's time to go.

 

[mal3r]

The cat was so fly it was a nigger that was fat
We rollin in the club we so hot the cat was on the mat
Chillin and smacking some ass while the cat chased a rat
rubbin our bodies on each other until the cat meow'ed

 

[noob master]

The cat was so fly it was a nigger that was fat
We rollin in the club we so hot the cat was on the mat
Chillin and smacking some ass while the cat chased a rat
rubbin our bodies on each other until the cat meow'ed

Your raps sound like some barney ass shit.
Ima fucking scorch you right now like a candle being lit.
Protect yourself, go get your oven mitt, and also while your at it, find some clothes that fit.

Your not 7 anymore, quit using nursery rhymes.
Rhyming the same syllables like a million times.
Copying other peoples shit, your practically a mime.
Oh now you so sour, I'll squeeze you like a lime.

 

[Robzombie179]

Your raps sound like some barney ass shit.
Ima fucking scorch you right now like a candle being lit.
Protect yourself, go get your oven mitt, and also while your at it, find some clothes that fit.

Your not 7 anymore, quit using nursery rhymes.
Rhyming the same syllables like a million times.
Copying other peoples shit, your practically a mime.
Oh now you so sour, I'll squeeze you like a lime.

Your the "noob master", that means master of what?,
First I'll define 'noob' - people that suck,
But in this fools case, Its not WOW or R-S,
Look at your name, there's no need to confess,
You think your so 1337, but foo I be blessed,
This noob's spittin dirt, thinkin he's the best,
But he's not the best, he's the "noob master",
I've seen a foo dropped, but never drop faster,
This 'noob' thinks he's cool, instead a straight disaster,
He's just a 'noob', and I'm the grandmaster,
Who uses 'barney', in a rap battle,
Don't listen too intently, or you brain I will rattle,
And I can only assume, you light a candle with a lighter,
That right there tells me, your a pussy not a fighter,
If you wanna scorch a candle, I'd suggest a flame thrower,
Not that you'd know, since your a cock blower.

 

[Skills Mate]

Your the "noob master", that means master of what?,
First I'll define 'noob' - people that suck,
But in this fools case, Its not WOW or R-S,
Look at your name, there's no need to confess,
You think your so 1337, but foo I be blessed,
This noob's spittin dirt, thinkin he's the best,
But he's not the best, he's the "noob master",
I've seen a foo dropped, but never drop faster,
This 'noob' thinks he's cool, instead a straight disaster,
He's just a 'noob', and I'm the grandmaster,
Who uses 'barney', in a rap battle,
Don't listen too intently, or you brain I will rattle,
And I can only assume, you light a candle with a lighter,
That right there tells me, your a pussy not a fighter,
If you wanna scorch a candle, I'd suggest a flame thrower,
Not that you'd know, since your a cock blower.

IM so black I know white people, I dont steal I take stuff from Wal-Mart. Zombies kill me when Im being black, everyone who is black hates me because I am almost white. Yo.

 

[Robzombie179]

IM so black I know white people, I dont steal I take stuff from Wal-Mart. Zombies kill me when Im being black, everyone who is black hates me because I am almost white. Yo.

If your referring to me being a nigger, I am far from such. In fact, I come from a family line of white supremacists, The Aryan Brotherhood, to be a bit more precise.

And if this jus so happens to be a rap.... You suck.

EDIT: I'M NOT A FUCKIN NIGGER!

 

[Aesiir]

Your raps sound like some barney ass shit.
Ima fucking scorch you right now like a candle being lit.
Protect yourself, go get your oven mitt, and also while your at it, find some clothes that fit.

Your not 7 anymore, quit using nursery rhymes.
Rhyming the same syllables like a million times.
Copying other peoples shit, your practically a mime.
Oh now you so sour, I'll squeeze you like a lime.

That's funny, you're using nursery rhymes?
And this is kinda lame considering you can't hear people spit,
how we know if your flow really sick.

 

[Robzombie179]

Yo this thread has died, I've left too many dead from rhymes
My raps infect viral and then spread to their insides
Beware, I'll disconnect ya head from it's design
Tear through ya vision region to leave ya headless and ya blind
Don't forget this thread is mine, I hope you step so you get to die
Legendary lines, And I'm nothin but, precise when I get to write
What I say and said is right, When I spray I grip the mic
I blast and you land 3 doors down, like ya kryptonite

Krytonite? That shit is tite, in fact last night, I loaded some in my pipe.
It got me high, Jus like this guy, talkin on me, thinkin he's the master of astronomy.

He's gotta be- kidding, kid know this, that I own the heavens,
You keep your 4 leaf clover's, and yer lucky 7's,
I'm the best man, you can't compete with this,
Cuz behind the words that I type, there's meaning- not some random bull shit.

When I say I was pushin 10 G's a week, I ain't bluffin, addiction's a horrible thing. I love my green, my X and my Ketamine, you ever been so high, you don't know where your last month has been?

I have, I've been through some shit I hope nobody goes through,
And I've seen some shit, I pray nobody has to.

When shit get's hard, you do whatever it takes,
Sleepin outside, robbin shit, you can't make no mistakes,
And if you do, shit will only get harder,
It's been a few months, I haven't seen my daughter,

Now that shit's goin sour, know this,
Come at me wrong, you'll be soul-less,
Come at me right, we'll chill an we'll party,
I'll throw you bill, jus don't forget da Bacardi,
You think you know shit, and yer hard G?
You sayin ya know me? I say, "HARDLY!".

 

[JohnK]

This is becoming really deadbeat. I'll edit in later a freestyle.

 

[JohnK]

this bitch needs sparking, i'll grab my cords
the unintelligent unwelcome, stick with your rune sword
relax and take notes, you aint biggie yet
a challenger has appeared and you've all been met
raised the blinds, now fold yourself cos this is it
lines just come to me, be amazed i'm a natural wit
grab your dictionary, maybe your thesaurus
i play with words, make real rap, don't need a chorus

 

[fellie#S.M.F.B]

These lames all pussies they don't wanna push me imma real G u a pussy u ain't fuckin wit me ill murder your ass shoot ya ass 1 2 3 caught a whole body this mans leakin..they say they smackin shit ain't noone smackin me wat u lyin for shit your new name symba you the lion bull..plan I gotta turn this boyz white T burgandy better yet I turn this boy day to an emergency hospital bed doctors porformin surgery fightin for ya life u nice wit the pipe I'm nice wit scrampie..I still keep my block jumpin shawn marion I'm gon ride for my squad when the time come time 9 in my palm rubber grip like a condom u slip I'm behind em put em out his misery he survive swear to go he won't remember me ever since a youngin man I always had a tendency to caughtin bodys so don't try to be a friend of me 45 tarus acp I put a nigga in the coffin asap grip a wholle better score like a S.A.T