Rap Battles - Official Thread

[Weasel2013]

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Ha somebody agrees with me

What the hell are you talkin about
If anything your confidence is bout to flow south
most your shit didnt even rhyme
but thats alright i guess its just a pet peave of mine
who would want to buy your sig
boy im bout to snap you like a twig
Shady wasnt best in d12
he was best when he had demos on his shelves
in a small group call soul intent
when he was payin bills with his very last cents
Its funny,
you just spit the corn out of your mouth
cause all of your confidence just flew south

Definetly just stole like half my lines lawl. But yeah, if you steal lines GTFO, it's all in good fun.

It's late at night,
and i'm a bit too tired to write,
but I see you want to step,
So let me put you to the test,
Your rap was mad whack,
am i the only MC thats gonna give this punk a smack?
Please, sit down you look like a clown,
And if you start spitting "right round",
I may have to cry,
because you ride me harder than flo rida,
who was absolute trash by the way,
so hey,
will you give it up?
cuz I just fucked you up.

 

[t i wtf i t]

weasel an name seller
just cuz i ryhme hardcore , an produce more..
hot lines, spotlights mine,
make it look like it aint hard to ryhme,
read the signs keep battlin me an ima cut your lifeline
its my time .. you fucken nerds cant even compare to mine
line by line continou to shine so bright have you 2 lose your eye sight
i ryhme tight ,flow just right , dont push me dawg im the type to bite
ima be the new hype up on sythe's site
an when people look at you, they think "oh theres that fool that got schooled"
by none other then the king , your rap carreer, like the titanc
its bound to sink, you cant evven stay in sync
watcha think take your best shot at me dogg, i wont blink
yall are nothn but fakes, for fuck sakes ,
ima have to kill you one by one, an dump the bodies in a lake
on the real, if words could kill, im sure this rap would seal the deal

 

[Weasel2013]

weasel an name seller
just cuz i ryhme hardcore , an produce more..
hot lines, spotlights mine,
make it look like it aint hard to ryhme,
read the signs keep battlin me an ima cut your lifeline
its my time .. you fucken nerds cant even compare to mine
line by line continou to shine so bright have you 2 lose your eye sight
i ryhme tight ,flow just right , dont push me dawg im the type to bite
ima be the new hype up on sythe's site
an when people look at you, they think "oh theres that fool that got schooled"
by none other then the king , your rap carreer, like the titanc
its bound to sink, you cant evven stay in sync
watcha think take your best shot at me dogg, i wont blink
yall are nothn but fakes, for fuck sakes ,
ima have to kill you one by one, an dump the bodies in a lake
on the real, if words could kill, im sure this rap would seal the deal

There is no competition..

Sup little man,
I know you think it's cool to rap,
And I thought about patting your back, but no,
I think your serious,
Which means you gotta be delirious,
To go up against a pro like me,
You see,
I'm like a dragon spitting fire,
And right now, my rap is like a tire,
Rolling away from yours,
Since your shits bagged like you got it in a store,
When you decide to spit again, visit me,
So I can be sure to put you down with glee.

 

[nameseller]

There is no competition..

Sup little man,
I know you think it's cool to rap,
And I thought about patting your back, but no,
I think your serious,
Which means you gotta be delirious,
To go up against a pro like me,
You see,
I'm like a dragon spitting fire,
And right now, my rap is like a tire,
Rolling away from yours,
Since your shits bagged like you got it in a store,
When you decide to spit again, visit me,
So I can be sure to put you down with glee.

i didnt steal your shit its called using it against you
why would i steal your stuff,
you rap like corbin bleu
your no competition for me
i think anyone here would agree
you couldnt make a decent punchline if your life depended on it
Betta back up before i rip you bit by bit
Dont you dare reply or you will be destoryed
ill ruin your life make u unemployed
im done playin with you
your worthless
your not even makin any progress

 

[Weasel2013]

i didnt steal your shit its called using it against you
why would i steal your stuff,
you rap like corbin bleu
your no competition for me
i think anyone here would agree
you couldnt make a decent punchline if your life depended on it
Betta back up before i rip you bit by bit
Dont you dare reply or you will be destoryed
ill ruin your life make u unemployed
im done playin with you
your worthless
your not even makin any progress

Progress?
I fucked your mom in a dress,
Like some stuff from Kiss,
I can't believe she asked me for tips,
Afterwards we went for a dip,
And when I took out the champagne all you heard was sip sip sip,
Showed her a good time,
But nobody can show you how to rhyme.

 

[nameseller]

Progress?
I fucked your mom in a dress,
Like some stuff from Kiss,
I can't believe she asked me for tips,
Afterwards we went for a dip,
And when I took out the champagne all you heard was sip sip sip,
Showed her a good time,
But nobody can show you how to rhyme.

your style is wack
shut up before i give you a smack
your flow is weak
it could use a little tweak
originality is low
work on the way you flow
quit fuckin with me before i get my gat
your rhymes are worse then lil wayne when he raps
seriously dude stop wastin your time
i know you would do anything to shine
even if its over the net
now listen closly as the bar gets set
cause i raise it high like olympic high jumps
you faggots cant mess with me your all just punks
dont speak to me again or youll end up in a ditch
thats all i got to say to you
you fagget ass bitch

 

[Ryan]

your style is wack
shut up before i give you a smack
your flow is weak
it could use a little tweak
originality is low
work on the way you flow
quit fuckin with me before i get my gat
your rhymes are worse then lil wayne when he raps
seriously dude stop wastin your time
i know you would do anything to shine
even if its over the net
now listen closly as the bar gets set
cause i raise it high like olympic high jumps
you faggots cant mess with me your all just punks
dont speak to me again or youll end up in a ditch
thats all i got to say to you
you fagget ass bitch

Look man, I don't see you in any position to be givin' him tips,
You both droppin' some wack shit, so I guess your skill's on par with his,
You don't want me to mess with you? Shit, first I'd need a reason to do so,
I'm waiting for the bar to reach my level, so if you're raisin' it, you're too slow,
I don't need prove myself here no more, I just use this thread for practice now,
You can catch me handin' out CD's tellin's peeps to pass it round,
See I smash you clowns, this is like when ICP went at Eminem,
It took him one song, but then you never heard of them again.
I dare you to send your men, oh wait, I forgot, you don't have any,
Cause the few you did have heard you battle me and now they see you're rhymes are a tragedy.
Don't forget this is the internet, so I don't mind if my rhymes don't offend you,
But at the rate I see this thread goin', there's really no need for me to continue.

 

[nameseller]

Look man, I don't see you in any position to be givin' him tips,
You both droppin' some wack shit, so I guess your skill's on par with his,
You don't want me to mess with you? Shit, first I'd need a reason to do so,
I'm waiting for the bar to reach my level, so if you're raisin' it, you're too slow,
I don't need prove myself here no more, I just use this thread for practice now,
You can catch me handin' out CD's tellin's peeps to pass it round,
See I smash you clowns, this is like when ICP went at Eminem,
It took him one song, but then you never heard of them again.
I dare you to send your men, oh wait, I forgot, you don't have any,
Cause the few you did have heard you battle me and now they see you're rhymes are a tragedy.
Don't forget this is the internet, so I don't mind if my rhymes don't offend you,
But at the rate I see this thread goin', there's really no need for me to continue.

very nice very nice....

Well if im raisin the bar to slow it least you know itll be set
Cause every great artist needed practice i bet
these things take time dont worry ill get good
i dont see it happenin anytime soon but i think it should
im not even gonna lie im not great
wont stop me from servin your ass on a plate
ICP's terrible they shoulda never went at shady
he made them look so bad wtf are they crazy?
But seriously you wont ever be handin out a CD
if you do itll be worse then them rappers sayin free weezy
seriously dude your worse then him
that dude spit so slow im goin on a limb
that no real rapper wants him out
do you think tupac would eva give him a shout?
doubt it
he rhymes shit with whatever he can
none of his rhymes were part of the plan
listen to no love
none of his shit makes sense
i cant wait till he loses every god damn cent
But your probably the type of person who likes him arnt you
hes trash bro, get a CLUE
im terrible at signing off, idk what to say
Fuck this hate shit,
have a nice day :laugh:

hahahahah

 

[Itz_you202]

very nice very nice....

Well if im raisin the bar to slow it least you know itll be set
Cause every great artist needed practice i bet
these things take time dont worry ill get good
i dont see it happenin anytime soon but i think it should
im not even gonna lie im not great
wont stop me from servin your ass on a plate
ICP's terrible they shoulda never went at shady
he made them look so bad wtf are they crazy?
But seriously you wont ever be handin out a CD
if you do itll be worse then them rappers sayin free weezy
seriously dude your worse then him
that dude spit so slow im goin on a limb
that no real rapper wants him out
do you think tupac would eva give him a shout?
doubt it
he rhymes shit with whatever he can
none of his rhymes were part of the plan
listen to no love
none of his shit makes sense
i cant wait till he loses every god damn cent
But your probably the type of person who likes him arnt you
hes trash bro, get a CLUE
im terrible at signing off, idk what to say
Fuck this hate shit,
have a nice day :laugh:

hahahahah

Nice..

you better let go of your fears and rhyme like a pro
you better wipe away the tears yo and go wit the flow
you better bet a your money, you better bet all your fame
cause if you wanna rap wit me you better step up your game
you see I'll beat you every time yo and this is fo sho
cause if you can not handle me you better get out the door
you'll try to light me on fire you'll try to set up the flame
but when I beat you every time yo you'll be leavin in shame
so please don't even try cause you be sounding like a joke
and when I'm rollin in money your ass will be f***ing broke!

 

[nameseller]

Nice..

you better let go of your fears and rhyme like a pro
you better wipe away the tears yo and go wit the flow
you better bet a your money, you better bet all your fame
cause if you wanna rap wit me you better step up your game
you see I'll beat you every time yo and this is fo sho
cause if you can not handle me you better get out the door
you'll try to light me on fire you'll try to set up the flame
but when I beat you every time yo you'll be leavin in shame
so please don't even try cause you be sounding like a joke
and when I'm rollin in money your ass will be f***ing broke!

nicccce brooochachooo

i cant beat that haha u win

 

[Dylan Gross]

Nice..

you better let go of your fears and rhyme like a pro
you better wipe away the tears yo and go wit the flow
you better bet a your money, you better bet all your fame
cause if you wanna rap wit me you better step up your game
you see I'll beat you every time yo and this is fo sho
cause if you can not handle me you better get out the door
you'll try to light me on fire you'll try to set up the flame
but when I beat you every time yo you'll be leavin in shame
so please don't even try cause you be sounding like a joke
and when I'm rollin in money your ass will be f***ing broke!

Who you think u iz brah.......?


Your mom's name is Tom. Better watch your politics( Obama)
Suck on a weiner ( Gay)
Get Money(ATM)
Don't flame that shit is lame, and wack kinda like your mama's deformed crack. Naw not cocaince crack that shit is wack. Crack as ANUS. Get it str8 m8.

 

[nameseller]

Who you think u iz brah.......?


Your mom's name is Tom. Better watch your politics( Obama)
Suck on a weiner ( Gay)
Get Money(ATM)
Don't flame that shit is lame, and wack kinda like your mama's deformed crack. Naw not cocaince crack that shit is wack. Crack as ANUS. Get it str8 m8.

hahah wow dude that was terrible...

I know your spammin just to get your post count up
sittin at your computer bored tryin to bust a nut
but your like 12 yrs old and useless
your whole rap was a complete miss
Your shit didnt even rhyme
why the hell are you wasting your time
his moms names tom and he needs to watch his politics
haha dude that shits wack it could use a quick fix
i know your just a wanna be jay z
nd if u wanna fuck with me
you must be crazy
im the hardest
u think u won cause u went first?
thats why i laughed when i heard that wack ass verse
that shit was the worst
i whiped out my dick nd ur gfs jaw hit the floor
actin like she never seen a shotgun before

 

[Epiclygodly]

hahah wow dude that was terrible...

I know your spammin just to get your post count up
sittin at your computer bored tryin to bust a nut
but your like 12 yrs old and useless
your whole rap was a complete miss
Your shit didnt even rhyme
why the hell are you wasting your time
his moms names tom and he needs to watch his politics
haha dude that shits wack it could use a quick fix
i know your just a wanna be jay z
nd if u wanna fuck with me
you must be crazy
im the hardest
u think u won cause u went first?
thats why i laughed when i heard that wack ass verse
that shit was the worst
i whiped out my dick nd ur gfs jaw hit the floor
actin like she never seen a shotgun before

Yo, what the fuck was that shit?
That wasn't good, not one bit.
How bout you do like me and grab some tits?
Did you spend 3 hours trying to make this shit?
My post count right now is three,
But don't underestimate me.
You think you're hard, man you're soft.
The forums don't like you, better get off.
Now whos next?

Nice..

you better let go of your fears and rhyme like a pro
you better wipe away the tears yo and go wit the flow
you better bet a your money, you better bet all your fame
cause if you wanna rap wit me you better step up your game
you see I'll beat you every time yo and this is fo sho
cause if you can not handle me you better get out the door
you'll try to light me on fire you'll try to set up the flame
but when I beat you every time yo you'll be leavin in shame
so please don't even try cause you be sounding like a joke
and when I'm rollin in money your ass will be f***ing broke!

Itz you?
Man that shit stinks, PU
You say rhyme like a pro?
You're just an average joe.
Your talk is just for show.
Even the biggest flames go out.
Im the hurricane without a doubt.
Ill sweep you away, so you better pray.
Say what you wanna say
Because who cares? You're gay.
Make fun of my wealth? Well, you're gonna pay
I believe im going all the way.
You're rap isn't even funny
Its worse than Bugs Bunny
Whats up doc?
Ohh fock
I fucked you're ass so hard, you can't even walk.
No im not gay, so don't bother to talk.
Im like daffy duck, despicable.
Im as hard as diamond, impenetrable.

__________________________________________
You challenge me? Well spit it out.
Ill fuck you so hard and i won't even pull out.
Mommy, this man is an asshole.
Damn right i am, at least i don't get fucked in mine.
Suck my dick, heres the filling.
Everyone must be thinking im as wild as a canine.
No scratch that, im just a genius, like Einstein.
Lets play Millionaire.
You're on your last life line.
No one can help you now, don't whine.
There is no better verse than mine.

 

[nameseller]

Yo, what the fuck was that shit?
That wasn't good, not one bit.
How bout you do like me and grab some tits?
Did you spend 3 hours trying to make this shit?
My post count right now is three,
But don't underestimate me.
You think you're hard, man you're soft.
The forums don't like you, better get off.
Now whos next?


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Itz you?
Man that shit stinks, PU
You say rhyme like a pro?
You're just an average joe.
Your talk is just for show.
Even the biggest flames go out.
Im the hurricane without a doubt.
Ill sweep you away, so you better pray.
Say what you wanna say
Because who cares? You're gay.
Make fun of my wealth? Well, you're gonna pay
I believe im going all the way.
You're rap isn't even funny
Its worse than Bugs Bunny
Whats up doc?
Ohh fock
I fucked you're ass so hard, you can't even walk.
No im not gay, so don't bother to talk.
Im like daffy duck, despicable.
Im as hard as diamond, impenetrable.

__________________________________________
You challenge me? Well spit it out.
Ill fuck you so hard and i won't even pull out.
Mommy, this man is an asshole.
Damn right i am, at least i don't get fucked in mine.
Suck my dick, heres the filling.
Everyone must be thinking im as wild as a canine.
No scratch that, im just a genius, like Einstein.
Lets play Millionaire.
You're on your last life line.
No one can help you now, don't whine.
There is no better verse than mine.

haaha wow dude that wasnt as bad as the last guys but that was terrible it least the other guy knows hes bad...


you can grab some tits but u kno i make them panties drop
shut the fuck up before i get my glock
you actin like your all hard
back the fuck up u tard
your shit didnt make any sense
when i spit these rhymes i dont want u to get all tense
but the fourms dont like me?
i think they love me
over 40 vouches
i get paid fromp you slouches
you could never do it like i can do it
dont even try it do not pursue it
bro your terrible you should quit rap
your wastin your time, just gettin fat

 

[Epiclygodly]

Are you using google for this?
Quit the poetry and actually learn to diss.
Going on google, looking for rhyming lists.
Go get some rapper, and get some assist.
You're not even rapping, its just gay poetry.
What else do you do? Take it in the ass and hug a tree?
You can't even match my standards.
I might suck but at least your glock can't match my two handers.
Bro, match my 50 caliber.
Or go on runescape and get haliber.
Fucking nerd suck a dick.
You're just a fucking damn prick.

 

[HackMeBabyOneMoreTime]

Epiclygodly. I'm calling you out.

You think I'm using Google, bitch I'm all Ask Jeeves,
"Hey man, could ya point me to some gangsta beats?"
Jeeves sittin' their, spittin' out these rhymes,
Mo'fucka, I'mma show you how this Jeeves shit flies, he's like,

"Listen up kids, and ge' ready for this,
Jeeves is in the house with his gangster shit,
All the homies down the street come to hear me spit,
Epiclygodly's got some competition, bitch
So HackMe comes and he's like 'Yo Jeeves,
Could you point me to some shit that wouldn't make ma ears bleed?
EGodly has some raps, but they got nothin' on me,
Here's the shit that I'mma show to these'


I walk down the street and all my homies are like,
Yo HackMe, got any plans tonight?
They lookin' at me like I'm Jesus Christ,
Hey EGodly, you seen that redhead dyke?
I'mma tell you who she is not once but twice, it goes

E-P-I,
C-L-Y,
G-O-D,
L-to the-Y's mom.
Again?

E-P-I,
C-L-Y,
G-O-D,
L-to the-Y's mom.
BITCHES.

First attempt at trying to rhyme, that was fun.

 

[raange pur3]

haaha wow dude that wasnt as bad as the last guys but that was terrible it least the other guy knows hes bad...


you can grab some tits but u kno i make them panties drop
shut the fuck up before i get my glock
you actin like your all hard
back the fuck up u tard
your shit didnt make any sense
when i spit these rhymes i dont want u to get all tense
but the fourms dont like me?
i think they love me
over 40 vouches
i get paid fromp you slouches
you could never do it like i can do it
dont even try it do not pursue it
bro your terrible you should quit rap
your wastin your time, just gettin fat

Judging by your name, your hustle is only online
You sell Runescape names so don't tell me you know crime
Man, I'm the type of guy that'll cause a scene at the hospital
After I cross ya spleen like you've never seen it bleed so horrible
How ya gunna be seen to ya peeps after they see me just slaughter you
I aborted you and disrespect ya team like a portaloo
You should see ya mother doing anything that she's ordered to
I'm rich in vocab, and nah you can't afford it dude
There's no homeless man in this world recorded to be as poor as you

 

[raange pur3]

Nice..

you better let go of your fears and rhyme like a pro
you better wipe away the tears yo and go wit the flow
you better bet a your money, you better bet all your fame
cause if you wanna rap wit me you better step up your game
you see I'll beat you every time yo and this is fo sho
cause if you can not handle me you better get out the door
you'll try to light me on fire you'll try to set up the flame
but when I beat you every time yo you'll be leavin in shame
so please don't even try cause you be sounding like a joke
and when I'm rollin in money your ass will be f***ing broke!

It's you, Itz_you202, the kid who,
Licks 2 dicks at the same time that he grips 2
You claim you know cliques too?... Bitch who?
My dawgs blitz through ya shit crew like pitbull's to a shiatsu
I don't give a shit too so I bomb at will
I stomp and kill and taunt ya 'til you agree to include me in a longer will
I deform ya grill, so you wouldn't wanna spill
Form a guild and sort the field, it doesn't bother me, coz that just means that there's more to kill

EASY.
lol

 

[JohnK]

It's you, Itz_you202, the kid who,
Licks 2 dicks at the same time that he grips 2
You claim you know cliques too?... Bitch who?
My dawgs blitz through ya shit crew like pitbull's to a shiatsu
I don't give a shit too so I bomb at will
I stomp and kill and taunt ya 'til you agree to include me in a longer will
I deform ya grill, so you wouldn't wanna spill
Form a guild and sort the field, it doesn't bother me, coz that just means that there's more to kill

EASY.
lol

you know your rhymes so cold
cos every attempt you makin it bold
so it aint hard for you to get told
that you bout to be put in a chokehold
cos i know that your lyrically wack
you obviously at the back of the pack
and im signing in for the first time
i already picked up the art of rhyme
this shit gon be too easy
the fact you rap worse then weezy
and ill be gettin paid like kanyeezy
cos my words arent so cheesy
like this chump called "range pure"
you cant find any type of cure
cos his shit too bad
and this is just the start of my fad
so if you know whats good
yall pipe out and let me run this hood.

 

[raange pur3]

you know your rhymes so cold
cos every attempt you makin it bold
so it aint hard for you to get told
that you bout to be put in a chokehold
cos i know that your lyrically wack
you obviously at the back of the pack
and im signing in for the first time
i already picked up the art of rhyme
this shit gon be too easy
the fact you rap worse then weezy
and ill be gettin paid like kanyeezy
cos my words arent so cheesy
like this chump called "range pure"
you cant find any type of cure
cos his shit too bad
and this is just the start of my fad
so if you know whats good
yall pipe out and let me run this hood.

You're right, you have no cure for my presence
Coz I'm invincible for a purpose, sever the head of any peasant
God gave us the gift to be able to battle with paragraph's
Known as battle bars, and you dude? Ha... you should have sat in class
Coz I had a laugh when I read them bars, but yo, it is in the past
Ha... Listen hard coz I'ma blitz the yard and deliver bars faster than pizza cars