Rap Battles - Official Thread

[flesh_n_bone]

Arya my dude you lookin more like daria
RS or RL i'll come and chop every part of ya
I don't need a fuse to blow
steal your shit your hoes
Don't think you got anything on me fam
cuz your mothers my #1 bitch in japan
she's a black belt sucks my dick and chops bricks with her hands

 

[Arya]

Arya my dude you lookin more like daria
RS or RL i'll come and chop every part of ya
I don't need a fuse to blow
steal your shit your hoes
Don't think you got anything on me fam
cuz your mothers my #1 bitch in japan
she's a black belt sucks my dick and chops bricks with her hands

Nice line you had there, flesh, gettin' on my moms,
I'm just kidding, with your one inch dick, and shit rhymes.
You thought you just come in here, and get the crown?
Better get your no rappin', bony ass shit back in line.
I tried lighting your imaginary fuse like six times,
and everytime, it wouldn't light.
I guess something isn't right.
Maybe it's the fact that you'll never blow,
unless it's on a penis, in which case, your chances aren't very low.

 

[nameseller]

Nice line you had there, flesh, gettin' on my moms,
I'm just kidding, with your one inch dick, and shit rhymes.
You thought you just come in here, and get the crown?
Better get your no rappin', bony ass shit back in line.
I tried lighting your imaginary fuse like six times,
and everytime, it wouldn't light.
I guess something isn't right.
Maybe it's the fact that you'll never blow,
unless it's on a penis, in which case, your chances aren't very low.

you so bad i could sell more mixed tapes then you could a CD
your waitin on your big break,
prayin you could be me
ya moms acts like a broad when she sees me
on her knees eyes closed when she goes to greet me
mouth wide open,
beggin me to skeet skeet!
there aint no way ima take your bullshit i dont give a fuck
im loaded up with a full clip
i got so many ways to diss you that im playful with you,
ill let a razor slit you till they have to staple stitch you
and everybody in this place will miss you as soon as u try to turn my facial tissue into a racial issue

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Arya]

you so bad i could sell more mixed tapes then you could a CD
your waitin on your big break,
prayin you could be me
ya moms acts like a broad when she sees me
on her knees eyes closed when she goes to greet me
mouth wide open,
beggin me to skeet skeet!
there aint no way ima take your bullshit i dont give a fuck
im loaded up with a full clip
i got so many ways to diss you that im playful with you,
ill let a razor slit you till they have to staple stitch you
and everybody in this place will miss you as soon as u try to turn my facial tissue into a racial issue

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

You think I wouldn't have known that you stole this from Eminem's verse at the 1997 Freestyle Battle Rap Olympics?

 

[nameseller]

You think I wouldn't have known that you stole this from Eminem's verse at the 1997 Freestyle Battle Rap Olympics?

i didnt want it to short

 

[Arya]

i didnt want it to short

You failed. You got caught stealing raps from someone else.
Now leave without a trace, dude. You'll never have the belt.

 

[xWcMastax]

you so bad i could sell more mixed tapes then you could a CD
your waitin on your big break,
prayin you could be me
ya moms acts like a broad when she sees me
on her knees eyes closed when she goes to greet me
mouth wide open,
beggin me to skeet skeet!
there aint no way ima take your bullshit i dont give a fuck
im loaded up with a full clip
i got so many ways to diss you that im playful with you,
ill let a razor slit you till they have to staple stitch you
and everybody in this place will miss you as soon as u try to turn my facial tissue into a racial issue

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Stealing lines just to make one rhyme?
Lock you up for grand larceny, stealing from slim, that's a crime.
Rollin' fat joints, even fatter lines.
Makin' girls' lips smack if they a dime.
Slim is a legend, a man, a magician.
More fine than Houdini when it comes to precision.
You singing lines we all know, like Do Rae Mi.
When you girl gets pregnant, nigga don't blame me.
You are blind nigga you obviously dont see.
Ray Charles on them bitches like, Don't Change On Me.

 

[a11muscle]

Stealing lines just to make one rhyme?
Lock you up for grand larceny, stealing from slim, that's a crime.
Rollin' fat joints, even fatter lines.
Makin' girls' lips smack if they a dime.
Slim is a legend, a man, a magician.
More fine than Houdini when it comes to precision.
You singing lines we all know, like Do Rae Mi.
When you girl gets pregnant, nigga don't blame me.
You are blind nigga you obviously dont see.
Ray Charles on them bitches like, Don't Change On Me.

That was fuckin fire.

 

[Herbal Essance]

you so bad i could sell more mixed tapes then you could a CD
your waitin on your big break,
prayin you could be me
ya moms acts like a broad when she sees me
on her knees eyes closed when she goes to greet me
mouth wide open,
beggin me to skeet skeet!
there aint no way ima take your bullshit i dont give a fuck
im loaded up with a full clip
i got so many ways to diss you that im playful with you,
ill let a razor slit you till they have to staple stitch you
and everybody in this place will miss you as soon as u try to turn my facial tissue into a racial issue

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

who you think you fooling, with the rap you just jacked
shady is a legend you aint shit, just a fag
i know you broke nigga, and u definetely aint no fab
sleepin, dreamin, wishin u could throw it in the bag
ur body in the ocean, your fingers be so hacked
cant identify your body, they be thinkin , who dat

 

[i3urnin_Up]

who you think you fooling, with the rap you just jacked
shady is a legend you aint shit, just a fag
i know you broke nigga, and u definetely aint no fab
sleepin, dreamin, wishin u could throw it in the bag
ur body in the ocean, your fingers be so hacked
cant identify your body, they be thinkin , who dat

Yo now your making up words, I'll verbally molest you fucking terds
Talking about a dead body in the water? Well, I'm talking about lyrical slaughter.
I'm a real MC, none of you Internet fools are competition for me.

 

[nameseller]

Yo now your making up words, I'll verbally molest you fucking terds
Talking about a dead body in the water? Well, I'm talking about lyrical slaughter.
I'm a real MC, none of you Internet fools are competition for me.

Your a real MC?
listen to my flow and i think youll agree
if you fuck with me i will guarentee
that you will need a fixed referee
to say you have a better flow then me
cause mine flows just like the mediterraneon sea.


(lol little wanna be biterphobia)
look up the song biterphobia and youll know what i mean

 

[nameseller]

Stealing lines just to make one rhyme?
Lock you up for grand larceny, stealing from slim, that's a crime.
Rollin' fat joints, even fatter lines.
Makin' girls' lips smack if they a dime.
Slim is a legend, a man, a magician.
More fine than Houdini when it comes to precision.
You singing lines we all know, like Do Rae Mi.
When you girl gets pregnant, nigga don't blame me.
You are blind nigga you obviously dont see.
Ray Charles on them bitches like, Don't Change On Me.

Bitch i didnt steal shit from Do Rae Mi.
i stole it from the shit he did a while after 93'
i agree with you
slim is the man
you will never find someone with a greater plan
of rhymes,
yo ass so poor u would do anythin for a dime
shit ur gonna be my girls babby daddy?
you come near us and ill beat yo shit up like a chicken patty
ill end this like lotto did but sorry for the delay
cause ima end this shit with a fuck you but have a nice day

 

[t i wtf i t]

ayo havnt dropped shit in a bit
so ima about to spit some real shit up in this bitch
sorry that im about to rip on your wack ass lines
but your lyrical potentional, aint evn half of mine
im producin bad ass ryhmes ,leavin you beaten on a standard line
rap scheme confuse you , like dmx confused about life, defuse you
abuse you choose a screw to screw in you
drill a hole through your facial tissue you,
just so you can make this a racial issue
serve you ,aint nothin less deserve you best,
dont fuck around an try an test
cuz ima take a burner pop 2 in your chest.. 1 in ye head
leavin you dead in a bodybag, drenched in the color red.
with that said, ima send you to bed
have fun sleepin on that kid cuz thats the end.

 

[nameseller]

ayo havnt dropped shit in a bit
so ima about to spit some real shit up in this bitch
sorry that im about to rip on your wack ass lines
but your lyrical potentional, aint evn half of mine
im producin bad ass ryhmes ,leavin you beaten on a standard line
rap scheme confuse you , like dmx confused about life, defuse you
abuse you choose a screw to screw in you
drill a hole through your facial tissue you,
just so you can make this a racial issue
serve you ,aint nothin less deserve you best,
dont fuck around an try an test
cuz ima take a burner pop 2 in your chest.. 1 in ye head
leavin you dead in a bodybag, drenched in the color red.
with that said, ima send you to bed
have fun sleepin on that kid cuz thats the end.

is that suppose to be some edited verson of eminem at the 97 battle olympics?

 

[t i wtf i t]

is that suppose to be some edited verson of eminem at the 97 battle olympics?

no , wtf...?

i made that up...

 

[nameseller]

no , wtf...?

i made that up...

its funny because he said the whole facial tissue, racial issue thing...
odd combination that only someone like him could come up with...

"And everybody in this place willl miss you as soon as u try to turn my facial tissue into a racial issue"

 

[fr00by]

Bitch i didnt steal shit from Do Rae Mi.
i stole it from the shit he did a while after 93'
i agree with you
slim is the man
you will never find someone with a greater plan
of rhymes,
yo ass so poor u would do anythin for a dime
shit ur gonna be my girls babby daddy?
you come near us and ill beat yo shit up like a chicken patty
ill end this like lotto did but sorry for the delay
cause ima end this shit with a fuck you but have a nice day

You got that off of the rap battle from 8 mile
You fuckin pedofile
Did you really think we were that dumb?
I will now go fuck your mother until she cums
I think she'll like the pressure I put on her bum
Sometimes you gotta do what ya gotta do
I'll end this with a nice fuck you

 

[nameseller]

You got that off of the rap battle from 8 mile
You fuckin pedofile
Did you really think we were that dumb?
I will now go fuck your mother until she cums
I think she'll like the pressure I put on her bum
Sometimes you gotta do what ya gotta do
I'll end this with a nice fuck you

Hahahaha "Did you really think we were that dumb?"
HAHAHAHHA dude iobviously said "like lotto" meaning lotto from 8 mile u dumb shit hahahahha

 

[Weasel2013]

ayo havnt dropped shit in a bit
so ima about to spit some real shit up in this bitch
sorry that im about to rip on your wack ass lines
but your lyrical potentional, aint evn half of mine
im producin bad ass ryhmes ,leavin you beaten on a standard line
rap scheme confuse you , like dmx confused about life, defuse you
abuse you choose a screw to screw in you
drill a hole through your facial tissue you,
just so you can make this a racial issue
serve you ,aint nothin less deserve you best,
dont fuck around an try an test
cuz ima take a burner pop 2 in your chest.. 1 in ye head
leavin you dead in a bodybag, drenched in the color red.
with that said, ima send you to bed
have fun sleepin on that kid cuz thats the end.

Looks like i'm going up against a Slim Shady imposter

Alright, you can rap his raps like a bell,
But all his best stuff was in D12,
I don't even think you have stuff,
Meaning i'm calling your bluff,
I'm MC Weasel tryna make it big,
No, i won't sell you my sig,
I'll take any of you on,
But don't cry if your raps get torn,
Like corn,
In a fat kids mouth,
Damn son, looks like your confidence flew south.

 

[nameseller]

Looks like i'm going up against a Slim Shady imposter

Alright, you can rap his raps like a bell,
But all his best stuff was in D12,
I don't even think you have stuff,
Meaning i'm calling your bluff,
I'm MC Weasel tryna make it big,
No, i won't sell you my sig,
I'll take any of you on,
But don't cry if your raps get torn,
Like corn,
In a fat kids mouth,
Damn son, looks like your confidence flew south.

\

Ha somebody agrees with me

What the hell are you talkin about
If anything your confidence is bout to flow south
most your shit didnt even rhyme
but thats alright i guess its just a pet peave of mine
who would want to buy your sig
boy im bout to snap you like a twig
Shady wasnt best in d12
he was best when he had demos on his shelves
in a small group call soul intent
when he was payin bills with his very last cents
Its funny,
you just spit the corn out of your mouth
cause all of your confidence just flew south