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Gun1233

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Why do you want it ?
im not sympathectic, funnyest one gets it.
 
I'm currently studying medicine at UCL university in London. I already have a studen loan and i am short on cash. My 7 children and i need food, with this account i can sell it on in order to order us take-away until this next kind hearted soul comes pass with free stuff so that we may once again feed. I hope you choose me, if you do you will have the gratitude of me, my children and apprently my grandchildren.

Many Thanks

I also wrote you a poem

Gun1233, will you please marry me?
Unanimously shall we be wed,
Not for love or lost, but for the account
1 child i shall thee bear
2 cars shall i wash
3 meals a day shall i cook
3 times a day shall we f***

Enjoy
 
Timberillo said:
I'm currently studying medicine at UCL university in London. I already have a studen loan and i am short on cash. My 7 children and i need food, with this account i can sell it on in order to order us take-away until this next kind hearted soul comes pass with free stuff so that we may once again feed. I hope you choose me, if you do you will have the gratitude of me, my children and apprently my grandchildren.

Many Thanks

I also wrote you a poem

Gun1233, will you please marry me?
Unanimously shall we be wed,
Not for love or lost, but for the account
1 child i shall thee bear
2 cars shall i wash
3 meals a day shall i cook
3 times a day shall we f***

Enjoy
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lmfao thats a sick poem lol!

Ive written your name down
 
SimpleJack9 said:
I think i should get it because on RuneScape i dont have a account due to a friend betrayl i lost my ags,firecape and my red p hat so can you please give me it , i really need it . PLEASE>
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Nah, im not sympathetic, funnyest one wins.
 
Well heres the deal... my pet llama has cancer and he REALLY is addicted to roonscape :p and yea dont tell him (but i 1337 h4xed him). yea im not sorry kause he had 7 def 10 att and 3 str so i want to give him the account to make him be happy so when he dies i can steal his stoofs again. llama says moo and he luffs u :) kk well he say if u dont give me teh acc he will hax0r yew so id watch out o.o
 
I think i deserve this account because:
My moma is sooo fat she jumped on a trampoline and went straight to hell
Zezima came to my house to use the bathroom and when he was inside he said EARTH BLAST!
On a serious note i can give you my Real life money guide which has been verified for it. you can make mad money :P
give to me please?
 
i loled at hunter,

Written name down.
 
i loled at hunter,

Written name down.
 
Im Not going to say any funny shit here im going to tell you the truth.
Well ok im sitting at home playing on me runescape then i hear knock knock at the door so's me muvva goes opens up then i hear scream so i walk in and oh shit holy motherfucker theres bin laden with a gun to my mums tits so im like ye PLease help me he says he will only blow her brains and tits off if i give him a good runescape account! Cmon please man my mums a bitch i mean she's so dirty her f*ckin nits use her tampon string as a bungee, Bin laden usually uses her bath water in nuclear weapons thats how dirty she is man.Seriously she needs to get smoked when ever i try the bullets get close and say fu*k this and turn back! Cmon man Sh!t bullets are scared of her smell! Please save me, If you give to me i can hook you up with the latest taliban weps and stuff u need curry? I'll get it for you. I got every ting i can get you ak430's Mp95's all the shiz. Hey i'll even let you bone bin ladens mum? Cmon is this a good enough reason!
 
gun obviously i deserve this because im a little skank who works the corner everyday n just wants me a mutha fuckin runescape account.

okay?
 
Dear Mr Llama

How could you? You wonderful race have lived in the freedom and great outdoors that is Peru, you are free roaming animals for whom the sky is the limit. I haven't eaten for many days, the last meal i had was when a friend of my daddy's took us to the London Zoo and we managed to break into the lion cage. All i can sayis that Lion taste good. With this account my daddy will be able to feed my and my 12 brother & sisters, not to mention my own 4 grandchildren. As a self respecting Llama you should be ashamed that you are taking the life away from a small and helpless child.

Thanks you

Sorry about that, the kid got onto my account, also, within the space of time that he was writing it seems that i have 5 other children, i'm sorry to say so, but can your hurry up? Soon i'll have too many children to feed with just 1 account, might have to look up Llama stew.

There was once a Llama from peru
Who was greedy and gobbled up a shrew
He had indigestion
And couldn't quite question
Why he wasn't as sick as you
 
well all theses people are like making poems and shit and theses long reasons why they need the acc well im gonna make it simple i guess =] i need a pure to play on
 
I'm not comedian. Always been bad with jokes. But I want that acc, and let the reason be.. because I threw a fridge at my sis while yelling; ICE BARRAGE!! Now.. she's in hospital. She's like stone, wrapped in wcpaper, and from day to day she only has to listen for the old grandmas wailing and how lifes been cruel. I don't know how long will she be albe to stay alive there until her ears crack. And as an apology I wish to give her my acc.

Well. The problem is there that my acc only has like 5 swordpicture and the picutre of fist is 8 and the.. err the shield pciture is 17. She said it sucks, and I don't know what to do.

My mom will get really mad at me if I don't get her account. My life is misery. I'm about to turn EMO! Goddamit.. life sucks. *cuts with plastic spoons* "AAAAAH!! THE MISERY! Such a lonely day.. and it's mine.." I also ordered some pills over internet. They were supposed the help me feel good, but I only realise I've started growing boobs! Aargh..

I don't want sympathy, just the acc. As long as my sister is happy, I can be happy. Mayby I could end my day with; "..It's a day I'm glad I survived."

-Tried hard enough. T_T
 
ooo hei dere
names is barbarawannadoyourdoodle.

i koinda need the account just cause i lorve to runescapers.
im a male and ive recently come acroooss that i r prgnants.

i had teh artificial insemination by teh llama up there now. and i n33d teh funds to supp0rt llama :(

but seriously

same as noob school bus i r teh gehz
 
I had a hooker come over to my house and she scammed my account.. Lol please give meh :D
 
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