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cuz all these other reasons can suck my big black hairy dick, and i need a sweet pure, and btw, the ratio to kids with no hair on there dicks to matuer ppl that play roonscape is 4 to 1
яаωя;4669325 said:Hello, my name is I.C. Wiener, not telling first name/surname for security reasons. Well, the thing is that I am a lame midget, and they call me Nestor at school, and fart on me because I am as tall as their asses, and when I try to go to my cardboard box to get some sleep, I have to kick my own head 20 times before they let me go. I also have a cat, and since I am poor, the cat has to eat my poop so he can survive. I got no arms, and have trained my foot to play RuneScape. I am 23 woodcutting, took about 5-6 years to get to click the tree, and when I got to click it it was an Ent. My axe broke and I am now training firemaking, I found a way to get 6-7 exp a day, I was pretty happy, until Samuel Jackson came over to my box, and ate my cat, but spitted it out because it was full of midget poop.
Hope you enjoyed reading this.
PS: WOOT FIRST POST!
Ok man so here's the story.
I was at school right and I was playing Runescape making mad money, owning up the n00b goblins for goblin mail. 13gp each, I make bank. Anyway I play during lunch and sometimes some of the other fags [They're jealous because I'm pro and they suck at rs] make fun of me for playing. Just last week they all came at me and grabbed me and pulled me away from the computer. They dragged me and held me down while 1 of them started going on the computer and proceeded to play on my account. He started talking bad on it, trying to ban it, and started dropping my crap. I freaked out so I ripped away from the guys and tackled the guy at the computer. He ran into the computer, dumping it on the ground. Bam, there goes a $750 shitty school computer. Then they all start coming at me, so I kick one in the balls yelling "Let go my purse!" - I learned it on King of the Hill. The second went to go help the guy that was on the computer while a fourth ran to the teacher. I got suspended from school for 2 weeks and my parents had to pay for the computer. BUT HERE'S THE FUCKED UP PART. I got fucking banned on RS because some mod was conveniently next to me and reported me, and somehow it perm banned me. My appeals got denied, and I lost my entire bank [Like friken 2k ffs]. So please man, help a bro out!
Cause I...
JIZZED, IN MY PANTS!
............................................... Kthxbai.

