Free account, best reason gets it.

i just want it :) please
 
I should get it cause I have AIDS mixed with Herpes, Syphilis and Ghonoreah or however you spell it cause some pedophile came over to my house and shit on my asshole and now I'm in pain everyday and all I wish to do is play some runescape cause I'm a nerdhole and i want to spend my last days living playing runescape cause I love it Oh em gEE!!!!!!!!
 
My underwears has this special disease, whenever they see a good rs pure, they drop dead on the floor, and they need some pure to bone them up again if not my underwear will post pictures of itself all over the forums
 
Uhh.. Why do I want it?

Same reason as everyone, THAT ACCOUNT IS SICK!!
 
i demand u give me account because im the great zues, heres a little story id like to tell.....
My son is Hercules
Hes a bit tougher then me
But I got many ladies and im cooler then hades
Ladies and gentleman hear my roar im god of the weather, the sky and more.
Yo im king of the gods
Their aint no messin around
So if I summon my lightning botl you better hit the ground
I know atremis
And heras my wife
So if you mess with her
It’s the end of your life.
Gimme the account
or ill mount
my cannon
my lion
i aint liein
gimme the account
succcccaaaaaa

hope u like! but seriously ill make u pay if u dont say hey, i gotta give this succa the account
 
My name Is Aleeh and I am from Iraq. I learned that I must please Allah Akbar and I haven't done a good job yet. On my first Jihad mission I ran into a 6 seat plane and yelled "Dirka Dirka Muhammad Jihad!!!" then I pressed the trigger and nothing happened. I am now sitting in Guantanamo Bay. But since Bid Laden's brother Barrack Obama is letting us out I need a runescape account so I can do more Jihading in runescape. And when I finish my real jihadist mission I'll send you 36 hot virgins. Just I really need this account so I can please Allah and I can maybe even send you 72 virgins. Please just remember me Aleeh.

"Dirka Dirka Muhammad Jihad!"
 
sir. i am a poor cold starving little boy named "timmy tikenson" my parents neglect me and my father beats me whenever i do something good or bad. i currently ran away from home and i have a girlfriend and i have 5 kids. we need to have a runescape account so we can make money online and get funds to buy a car or a tent so we can sleep. my son "derry" has type 2 diabetes and a lisp. my second son "kilm" has obesety from eating to many sewer rats. and my daughter "sarah" is pregnant and was whoreing herself to get money so we didnt have to eat anymore dirty diapers from mr. jefferson's child. please sir. help us.



i love you long time.
 
Ok time for a long story (sorta) that happened to me recently. Since I began playing, my dream was to get a santa hat. I was currently at 10m and I was merching dragon skirts (dammit cmrobins you failed me >_< ) anyways the price dropped and I tried selling but wouldn't sooo I alched them. I was down to 2 dragon skirts left when suddenly I was like "omfg I have 12mil..." So I at the time was in world 2 (trying to sell dragon skirts :p) so I saw this guy selling a santa and I told him I would buy. BAM (I took a screenie if you want proof) I had my santa! One problem though, it was noted so I even told the guy "sick, I'll just alch my 2 dragon skirts right now and go try it on!" Well at that exact time my mom yelled at me to do my laundry, so I ran over there excitedly and put them in. I came back to my computer, quickly clicked alch and... Bam one second later I noticed it was.. Gone! So yea idk how much gp i got (i had 70k in inv) but I almost passed out :confused: My main now has no money what so ever. Not only that, but I called my friends and they didn't believe me. They think I was being stupid and got hacked :mad: So help a guy out, will ya? :D
 
i have a filthy dirt stinking vagina that has rubbed itself against my skinny jeans too much, i will give you my clitoris if you give me account i will also give you SEX sex SEX sex SEX sex SEX dirty stinky sex! AND MAYBE ill give you a BJ if your weiner is clean, kthxbye. msn: [email protected]
 
I'm kind of a big deal around here, if you didnt know, this should be my character cause if you give it to me i will completely own everyone, i will use pussy instead of shark when i pk (it heals 50 if you didnt know) and vagina.

thats about it..

ohh and did anyone else notice how many leechers commented on this LAWL!
 
WEll, I'm not suppose to be on the comp right now because my little angry german children are breaking their stuff cuz of how dey got h4x0r3d and cuz th3y got banz0ed in pvp, my little son, Hinrich, is fucking banging my broad bitchy baby mama cuz he dont got his little bitch ass zezima looking fat ass no lifed ignorrant demented self g0t rep0rted f0r asking for an account..

This is what my little african finally know how to talk in lolspeak says about getting pwned: (hatian accent) "I wuz l1k3 juzz w4lk1nG d0wn varr0ck w1th t3h 3lit3 whip i just g0tz0r fr0mz t3h n00bz jellyz//d3n i wuz f0rg0tz i haZ teH pvp w0rldz0r inz ma h3AD, sO ii logg3dz0r 0utz0r 4nd l0gg3d in t0 f1nd my s3lf spec3d wit t3h d4rk b0w, b4 i d1ed. i h4s sa1D 'j00 n00bz are n0t 3lit3 en0gh t00 find0z ur 0wnz j3llyz..0mfg..h4x..

TEH ROFLCOPTER LEETSPEAK NOOOB IS BACK!
 
well heres the deal,
i wuz jus playin roonscape like any normal day wen my crapd on da couch. i went over to da couch ,cuz i have alergic reactions to dog poop and start getin hives on pee pee, to clean it up. when i getd back my dog had goten PWN3D in pvp. i wuz like "wtf dog!" and my dog didnt like that cuz hes yellow furd and i gues he doesnt like being cald dawg. but an-e-way H3 L0ST MY FULL BR0NZ3 S0 1 R34LLY N33D TH3 ACC0UNT PL0X#@$
 
Ok man so here's the story.

I was at school right and I was playing Runescape making mad money, owning up the n00b goblins for goblin mail. 13gp each, I make bank. Anyway I play during lunch and sometimes some of the other fags [They're jealous because I'm pro and they suck at rs] make fun of me for playing. Just last week they all came at me and grabbed me and pulled me away from the computer. They dragged me and held me down while 1 of them started going on the computer and proceeded to play on my account. He started talking bad on it, trying to ban it, and started dropping my crap. I freaked out so I ripped away from the guys and tackled the guy at the computer. He ran into the computer, dumping it on the ground. Bam, there goes a $750 shitty school computer. Then they all start coming at me, so I kick one in the balls yelling "Let go my purse!" - I learned it on King of the Hill. The second went to go help the guy that was on the computer while a fourth ran to the teacher. I got suspended from school for 2 weeks and my parents had to pay for the computer. BUT HERE'S THE FUCKED UP PART. I got fucking banned on RS because some mod was conveniently next to me and reported me, and somehow it perm banned me. My appeals got denied, and I lost my entire bank [Like friken 2k ffs]. So please man, help a bro out!
 
Ok well here's the TRUE story of why I want it...


my PEHNOS is really small, and I feel that, with this account in my possesion, by PEHNOS will grow to enormous lengths. ALSO my only nipple is extremely supple. If you give me this account, I'll let you twirl and play with it.
 
Cause I...

JIZZED, IN MY PANTS!

............................................... Kthxbai.
 
my cat killed my runescape guy. I was playing runescape when I suddenly had to take a huge poopy. I went to the bathroom and left my computer on. I hadn't wiped yet when I heard my runescape charactor fighting. I ran in with poopy all over my hands and saw my cat playing for me. I tried to stop it but I got poopy in the keyboard and it broke. I couldn't do anything about it and my runescape charector died. My cat then died of e-coli because I made it fix my keyboard by licking the poopy off.

btw: this really did happen.
 
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