Rap Battles - Official Thread

[oliver1205]

Ryan's lyrics are sick, a force to be reckoned with
don't step to this beast coz he's got more for you squidge
as do i, so you better brace yourself
im about to reach at my waist and beat u down with my belt
my words get at u, a pain you've never felt
you can't describe it, i spit at u like noone else
murder is the case but i escape from it see,
i'll be comin back at u if you even try to say one word to me
you're mummy's little boy, ur spoiled like old milk
but i dont blame u, id be getting close to her too, coz ur mum is a milf
i gotta go now, coz im tired as fuck
my words pack a punch like the weight of a truck


LOL.. kinda weak

ok first of all get off ryans dick,
all u is , is a lil trick
you get paid to suck dick hoping you will get somewhere
but all your doin is living you life in fear
im too high you see the redness in my eyes
as a matter a fact ima go roll another blunt
keep sucking dick you lil fucking cunt

 

[Critzman]

ok first of all get off ryans dick,
all u is , is a lil trick
you get paid to suck dick hoping you will get somewhere
but all your doin is living you life in fear
im too high you see the redness in my eyes
as a matter a fact ima go roll another blunt
keep sucking dick you lil fucking cunt

Yo, This is no rap thread, all the raps are going dead.
That's it, It's time to bring the heat, It's officialy time to drop the beat
It's critzman busting u up, I get 2 girls , you get one cup
Now what's up? U don't want none of me
Your just a tiny flea compared to me, U need to back down
Before I turn around and brake it down and stump u around
Now how's that sound?



Wow this was WHACK lol

 

[raange pur3]

ok first of all get off ryans dick,
all u is , is a lil trick
you get paid to suck dick hoping you will get somewhere
but all your doin is living you life in fear
im too high you see the redness in my eyes
as a matter a fact ima go roll another blunt
keep sucking dick you lil fucking cunt

HAHAH shit man u suck...

this piece of shit oliver has just tried to diss me
he bleeds for seven days, next he'll try to kiss me (period, mood swings)
and first of all where and fear dont rhyme
but good try, don't give up, come back another time
but if you do, don't expect me to ease up
ill grip the mic and make u keep shut
ur vocab is like a 10 year old, i wouldnt be surprised if u were
...but whatever ur age is, like chingy, i dont curr (lol)
i got you backing down now, u've admitted defeat
im officially satisfied coz this battle's complete

haha

 

[T R 1 B A L]

HAHAH shit man u suck...

this piece of shit oliver has just tried to diss me
he bleeds for seven days, next he'll try to kiss me (period, mood swings)
and first of all where and fear dont rhyme
but good try, don't give up, come back another time
but if you do, don't expect me to ease up
ill grip the mic and make u keep shut
ur vocab is like a 10 year old, i wouldnt be surprised if u were
...but whatever ur age is, like chingy, i dont curr (lol)
i got you backing down now, u've admitted defeat
im officially satisfied coz this battle's complete

haha

keep chattin shit, we all know your style,
rappin like a dyke then trying to smile,
dont stand back up, your all over the floor,
i dont wanna hurt you but ur askin for more,
one shot in the head, two in the chest,
atleast you know your not the fuckin best,
fuck, now that you got served,
everyone knows you were a fucked up nerd,
i know you now, you gonna try reply,
but there are somethings ya cant deny,
a face like yours, im surprised your alive,
to kill peepz like you is for what we strive,
l8erz yall im gettin bored,
all yo muthers gt fkin whored.


meh... i know im shit at this =P

 

[squidge]

Raange pur3 stop licking ryans asshole,
If you want hardcore rhymes ill give you an example,
Ryan is good but not a idol to worship,
Your pretty crappy you need to re-write your verses,
Stop chattin' bout beating me down wid ur belt,
You are reminising, cause when your parents do it,
Thats probably how you felt,
Im cold, But my rhymes are hot enough to make you melt,
You are a wanker go suck your Mum,
Oh..right, You are busy likcing Ryans bum,
Get a life before I take it,
Dont reply back cause you cant say shit.

Oliver I know you dont bun weed,
You are acting like a badman,
About, redness in your eyes, HA
Shit like that i dispise,
Your lyrics are weak,
They hardly even rhyme,
My lines might be short and they dont take time,
But thats cause i dont need it, its natural to diss you,
Cause its my time to Shyne,
Im a Badboy, not cause im gangsta,
Its cause i admit defeat,
Ryan GF my lyrics were a bit weak,

 

[raange pur3]

(Squidge)
squidge mate, so u just gave me an example?
ur rhymes only feel like a nudge, while mine dismantle
oh and so you're a badboy gangsta aye?
i didnt know g'z played runescape all day
im goin at it now, im defs not holding back
i was easin up on ur ass but now ur acting black
sayin ur gangsta.. man what the fuck is with that
walk through the hood, and see if u come back
look what u've become, u can drown in my cum
if i ever go in ur mouth with a razor, im comin out with ya tongue
now this battle is won,
ive got 20 men around me and ur surrounded by none
u think of gay porn, me licking out ryans bum
then u come at me saying i should suck my mum
ur mind is perverted, or are u just curious?
gay porn and incest, what the fuck are u serious?
if i didnt know any better, id say ur homosexual
illiterate at the same time coz my rhymes are complexual
u can see a rapper struggling when he's searching for words
like, suck my mum and licking bum, its clear i own ur verse
but ur lucky u were first,
i hear this dude named tribal is also known as the worst

(Tribal)
now i know im not the best, but im far superior
ur just another weak dude, i still have to deal with ya
before i really start i gotta make it clear
this isnt a gay bar, ya dealin with the realest in here
ur diss was wack, but u tried to harm me
with the shit i spit at u, u'll think ive joined the fukn army
i kill so many MC's, i'm a lyrical genius
YOU even love me, but remember ur not gettin my penis
ur gunna need to bite to beat me, but my words are homebrand
my words kill u, i'll get in u like a tro-jan
i guess i should rattle this bitch now, make him stay away
when im cocking my fist, it doesnt mean i wanna play
thats my stance, if u wanna dance, lets dance
but ill warn u when u come back, theres not another chance
i'll send ur 3 shots back this is the ill and raw rap
ur words dont make sense, they're beyond crap
theres the plane outta here, NOW GET ON THAT

im gunna wait for ur return
oh, how badly u'll burn
coz my words are so sick... they make ya fuckin stomach churn

- nothing personal, just a rap battle lol

 

[squidge]

k first of all complexual isnt a word. I didnt say i was gangsta. i said im a badboy because i said its my time to shyne not shine shyne is a rapper and his most known song is badboys. Dismante and example dont rhyme. I dont play runescape anymore. And you play it probably coz ur name is raange pur3. Also you are racist saying that im acting black coz i apparently said i was gangsta... how do you know im not black anyways. Calling me gay when u are idolising ryan. Ryan probably [im not saying he does] thinks that ur a fag. Ur sayin i can drown in ur cum? You obviously ARE a wanker then.

 

[raange pur3]

awwww... my diss get to u mate? bit down? dont have a comeback in rhyme? i knew complexual wasnt a word, but to make it rhyme i changed from complex, u still knew what i meant so it doesnt matter.. and yeah i am a wanker, probably every guy on this site wanks... even u, so i guess that means ur a wanker.. and i mentioned ryan in 2 lines, and im idolising him? i said his rhymes were good but yeah apparantly that means i automatically wanna suck his dick... riiiight... i couldnt care less if he does think im a fag, i just mentioned him once.

and when people say like for example umm... im going to fuck u up, not because im gangsta, but because i just wanna do it.. that means despite the fact that he is gangsta.. he would do anyway, so thats where i got the idea u were thinking ur gangsta.. also example and dismantle DO rhyme, say them out loud.. i played it last year but realised how gay it is, now im looking to just sell my accounts and merchant mills to get a little money that can go towards my schoolies at the end of the year (go to coast and get drunk for a week with mates, coz ive finished school) incase u hadnt heard of it... and me saying ur acting black, is racist aye? hahaha care to tell me how?

job well done to me, i owned u

 

[T R 1 B A L]

range pur3 -
who talks bout penises in their rhymes?
they dint even do tht ,in the gd ol' times,
trying to be new? i think not,
your as old as creul-machine and u think your hot,
why I've gt a lil story to tell,
bout the lil dick talker who went to hell,
man, put your pants down what do i care,
your actin as if thers actually somethin there,
lul at you for bringing up dicks,
pretending your names high with them chicks,
when the onle person to know your name
is the gay infront of me who failed ta get fame,
ya im talking bout you, you faileed now twice,
replied to my rhymes which are as cold as ice,
tried to own one o the best,
the person who most, neva test,
u tried to get glory n fame,
all you brought was shame to yo name,
what are you, a dyke or gay?
talkin bout dicks in tht way,
and yh ur stomach 'course will churn,
once you see the other's burn,
the ones that tried get in mai way,
like you, the first of which is gay,
youll get a trojan through to me?
first your gonna need a versectomy,
dnt worry, il do one for free,
ma nuckle is pure density,
shootin off rounds, one by one,
while ma dick n ur mum have gr8 fun,
your face will be a fuckin disaster,
ask yourself can i run any faster?
coz ur gonna run, run from me,
an im talkin pure honesty,
you fail, is your life now dead?
go-on, shoot yourself in the head,
end the pain and misery,
pull the trigga and release the lead.

ftw... (i know its kinda shit)

 

[Robert789]

What kind of nigga always run his mouth like a hoe
Like his jaw got a battery, this nigga always know
Who got robbed, got shot, who got put on lock
Nobody invited you and still you got up in the spot
Me, I'm not a witness, keep my distance, mind my business
You, somebody talk, you in they mouth like a dentist
We keep it gangsta, mommas love it cause they know it's real
Like UGK, "we keeps it real" mobbin' through the field
Big Ball, Fatboy, unload heat when my brain spill
You for it, images without no coke connect pills
We keep it crunk and poppin' real niggaz know the deal
We Bad Boys, anywhere we at we smoke and kill
You try to stop it, get yo' shit broke up in twenty pieces
We roll deep in brand new vehicles wit secret features
Game preachers move yo' pimpin' for you mamasitas
We players on the field, y'all niggaz in them bleachers


Man, come on now, you done shot off just like Mike Davis lost a knockoff
Or his tight-ass shirt when the button pop off
You standin' it's snowin' you got yo' shoes and socks on
Who holds the key? No fucking bout it, I broke the lock off
I grew the top off, took the comma, period, dot off
And ran on wit it and broke you a whole lot off
I'm gettin' hot and startin' to boil, don't turn the pot off
You just affected wit it, pimpin' yo, get yo' rocks off
Release some pressure, stop all that cryin' and wipe ya snot off
Excuses you be usin' for losin' it's cheap as hot sauce
Earn yo' position, stop hatin' beacuse you not boss
M-J-G, pimp tight, I'm movin' yo' spot off
And I don't reach, stoppin' yo' plans, fucking yo' plot off
I go hard and I don't sheave and I'm not off
And livin' on the edge rebellin' I'm never dropped off
Like Aaron Hall, "Don't Be Afraid" bitch, call the cops off


Now you can either check yo' ego at the do' or let the drama unfold
And check my Rap Sheet, BITCH, I'm almost ten million sold
I'm only rappin' cause I want to, I got enough plaques
Needless to say, my favorite rappers told me to get on this track
And so I DID it, quickly wrote my sixteen down and SPIT it
By the end of the verse you'll say, "once again, SHIT it"
Then I'll wipe this wit yo' face and put yo' pride in the trash
My whole career is like my video, I'm showin' my ass
I keeps it, "gangsta, gangsta!" shooters and shanksters
Until you shot off motherfuckers, I'm a "thank ya, thank ya!"
Runnin' yo' mouth behind my back until you run out of time
But at least yo' talkin' let's me know some millions stay on yo' mind
It ain't nothin' wrong wit that
Tell em grabbin' the thang and then I put it to yo' brain
And change everything you ever hope fo' wit the .44
You'll be fallin' back
And Yacht - is what I'm drinkin' steady thinkin' bout these pinks chasin'
I'm bout to bring home the bacon

 

[raange pur3]

range pur3 -
who talks bout penises in their rhymes?
they dint even do tht ,in the gd ol' times,
trying to be new? i think not,
your as old as creul-machine and u think your hot,
why I've gt a lil story to tell,
bout the lil dick talker who went to hell,
man, put your pants down what do i care,
your actin as if thers actually somethin there,
lul at you for bringing up dicks,
pretending your names high with them chicks,
when the onle person to know your name
is the gay infront of me who failed ta get fame,
ya im talking bout you, you faileed now twice,
replied to my rhymes which are as cold as ice,
tried to own one o the best,
the person who most, neva test,
u tried to get glory n fame,
all you brought was shame to yo name,
what are you, a dyke or gay?
talkin bout dicks in tht way,
and yh ur stomach 'course will churn,
once you see the other's burn,
the ones that tried get in mai way,
like you, the first of which is gay,
youll get a trojan through to me?
first your gonna need a versectomy,
dnt worry, il do one for free,
ma nuckle is pure density,
shootin off rounds, one by one,
while ma dick n ur mum have gr8 fun,
your face will be a fuckin disaster,
ask yourself can i run any faster?
coz ur gonna run, run from me,
an im talkin pure honesty,
you fail, is your life now dead?
go-on, shoot yourself in the head,
end the pain and misery,
pull the trigga and release the lead.

ftw... (i know its kinda shit)

um im over battling on forums lol, so yeah im not gunna reply..
but im gunna point out things in ur verse that i was like wtf...

1st. they dint even do tht ,in the gd ol' times - what the shit?
2nd. bout the lil dick talker who went to hell - went to hell? ur an amateur
3rd. ya im talking bout you, you faileed now twice - dont u mean twice now.. lol ur just TRYING to rhyme
4th. first your gonna need a vasectomy - how would having a vasectomy help me get into u like a trojan?
5th. do u even know what a vasectomy is?
6th. is your life now dead? - whered u get that from, obviously im not dead coz im typing this

there are other things that also sucked... so all in all u suck.. please stop ur embarrasing urself

 

[Saint^.<3]

yo you all suck dick at rhyming words
Your as good as your mom and sister, all fucking turds!
Just stop rapping you all just suck
When i go to yo house your sisters ready 2 fuck!
ey it ok you could start rapping somewhere
But one more thing tell your mom she forgot her underwear

 

[red + blue]

um im over battling on forums lol, so yeah im not gunna reply..
but im gunna point out things in ur verse that i was like wtf...

1st. they dint even do tht ,in the gd ol' times - what the shit?
2nd. bout the lil dick talker who went to hell - went to hell? ur an amateur
3rd. ya im talking bout you, you faileed now twice - dont u mean twice now.. lol ur just TRYING to rhyme
4th. first your gonna need a vasectomy - how would having a vasectomy help me get into u like a trojan?
5th. do u even know what a vasectomy is?
6th. is your life now dead? - whered u get that from, obviously im not dead coz im typing this

there are other things that also sucked... so all in all u suck.. please stop ur embarrasing urself

Yo range pur3 why you keep on dissin
now pick a fuckin seat and bitch just listen
nobody gives a fuck what you got say
now let me lay it down without a delay.
you sound like a stupid fuckin mexican and im just being nice
shouldnt you go finish eating your beans and rice?
I don't hate on nigga's bitch it's just you
oh yah, well maybe barack obamma to.
now stfu before i kick yo ass.
come back next simester so we can finish this class.


EDIT : haha it gave me some laughs tell me if you liked it

 

[nonamekiller]

Your all outta luck
Because you all SUCK!




nah you guys are good,

 

[raange pur3]

Yo range pur3 why you keep on dissin
now pick a fuckin seat and bitch just listen
nobody gives a fuck what you got say
now let me lay it down without a delay.
you sound like a stupid fuckin mexican and im just being nice
shouldnt you go finish eating your beans and rice?
I don't hate on nigga's bitch it's just you
oh yah, well maybe barack obamma to.
now stfu before i kick yo ass.
come back next simester so we can finish this class.


EDIT : haha it gave me some laughs tell me if you liked it

that didnt make sense... it was alright tho

i think ur thinking of asians when u say for me to it my beans and rice..
and im not black, mexican or asian, im white australian, so like that makes 3 of ur lines invalid.. also u ask why i keep dissin'... when u just did exactly that, so yeah i guess that makes u a hypocrit

cyaaa

 

[raange pur3]

yo you all suck dick at rhyming words
Your as good as your mom and sister, all fucking turds!
Just stop rapping you all just suck
When i go to yo house your sisters ready 2 fuck!
ey it ok you could start rapping somewhere
But one more thing tell your mom she forgot her underwear

hahahah shit people like u make me laugh.. thinking everyone else is shit, when the reality is ur the shittest, like "as good as your mom and sister, all fucking turds" what the fuck, how do u know the sound of that? -.- how did ur mind come to think of people fucking turds, freak... dont come back, ur shit

 

[PkerZz]

Lol @ "all fucking turds"

 

[Kin Kong]

I'll take the mic..
When ur moms on my dick..

 

[alex_strong]

Yo range pur3 why you keep on dissin
now pick a fuckin seat and bitch just listen
nobody gives a fuck what you got say
now let me lay it down without a delay.
you sound like a stupid fuckin mexican and im just being nice
shouldnt you go finish eating your beans and rice?
I don't hate on nigga's bitch it's just you
oh yah, well maybe barack obamma to.
now stfu before i kick yo ass.
come back next simester so we can finish this class.


EDIT : haha it gave me some laughs tell me if you liked it

red + blue this is to you
stop tryin hommie u just actin a fool
my rhymes are f**kin u up u better start to breathe
u so terrible like a dentist with no teeth
whenever i hear u rap its wack rhymes and wack flow
stop tryin out hommie pack ur bags and go home
what u gon do now imma take it to ya face
come into t-dot and u'll take da bait
im an one man army, u only run missions wit ya ppl
u soft like a pop-tart, im da new lethal
so stfu and go back to ya mom
she's waitin for some fuckin and she like's to do some suckin
U think u a pimp while u a fake McLovin
p.s i know my rap sucks but not as much as your mother

 

[Faculty3000]

I am dope as I can hit all yall
You think you tough , u think u rough
But man who really hear your call
As what critics say u got no dough.

Peace out.