Rap Battles - Official Thread

[STXGATOR]

Da Old Night
Who the fuck are you?
Wanna fight?
Nah your probaly a Hebrew
Go smoke some crack
Cuz your wack

 

[Labz]

Oh you're new? Well that explains why you're wack,
Why would you have the nerve to post that crap?
See my flows are vicious, mad dangerous,
And you steppin up proves that you're brainless,
You're down with Hitler but not a jew?
What's wrong with that sentence, I'll give you a clue,
See you being down with Hitler proves your not a Jew,
It proves your an idiot, what the fucks wrong with you,
You cock sucking, ass fucking Nazi prick,
Log off Sythe and go back to the dick,
You do a better job there than posting on here,
Watch out 4sale?'s comin everybody through steer clear,
Who knows what diseases or STDs' he's got,
But there is a few he's obtained from riding the cock,
Think before postin', we dont wanna hear your shit,
Your times up on Sythe, why dont you just quit?




[Nawww your ok ]

 

[Daily]

You know..rap battling CAN be clean. -_-

Lets see someone throw down some rhymes that don't have swears..eh?

 

[i L33t i]

Ryan,
Your Fucking L33t Man.
I Lolz'd So Hard To All Your ComeBacks Man.
I Wanna Be Your Bitch.

You know..rap battling CAN be clean. -_-

Lets see someone throw down some rhymes that don't have swears..eh?

But It Doesn't Make It As Funny

 

[Swibb]

You know..rap battling CAN be clean. -_-

Lets see someone throw down some rhymes that don't have swears..eh?

Alright sir, I guess you are just asking for it.
I am going to verbally suppress you with my intellectual wit.
I can be quite the rough customer you may find... you should just quit.
Or have you not heard that my rhymes are legit?

 

[arsenal_osborne]

You know..rap battling CAN be clean. -_-

Lets see someone throw down some rhymes that don't have swears..eh?

Daily your girly attitude makes me want to cry,
Id rather curse till i die


Lol

 

[Ryan]

Da Old Night
Who the fuck are you?
Wanna fight?
Nah your probaly a Hebrew
Go smoke some crack
Cuz your wack

I figured this would be posted by someone, come on what is this?
Your rhymes tell me nothin' there about as short as your dick is
You use simple words, you really need to expand your vocab
It's so sad, when a kid finds out his parents are both dads (olol)

Oh you're new? Well that explains why you're wack,
Why would you have the nerve to post that crap?
See my flows are vicious, mad dangerous,
And you steppin up proves that you're brainless,
You're down with Hitler but not a jew?
What's wrong with that sentence, I'll give you a clue,
See you being down with Hitler proves your not a Jew,
It proves your an idiot, what the fucks wrong with you,
You cock sucking, ass fucking Nazi prick,
Log off Sythe and go back to the dick,
You do a better job there than posting on here,
Watch out 4sale?'s comin everybody through steer clear,
Who knows what diseases or STDs' he's got,
But there is a few he's obtained from riding the cock,
Think before postin', we dont wanna hear your shit,
Your times up on Sythe, why dont you just quit?




[Nawww your ok ]

Your verse was really simple, so ima elaborate on your ass
Only time you're 'mad dangerous' is when you playin with chemicals in the labz
Don't waste your money making a mix, your shit has never been felt
I'd take one glance at your name and put that shit back on the shelf
Man you will never make it, let's face it, you're racist
Probably another one of them fakers just claimin' they're gangsters
But i hate this, comin' out here to shut down these little kids
But they're makin' more mistakes then the President is
Now before i sign off, i'll leave everyone with a last note
Labz is probably some nerdy virgin with glasses and a lab coat

 

Hey, I woke up this morning and flipped the switch on my screen
Got some new orders on my thread, bitch I'm itchin' with the green
Money in my pockets, and when I say cheddar ain't talkin' dairy
Everyday I get outta bed it's like I got Bill Gates for a tooth fairy
So keep packin' that cash in the biggest enveloppe you can find
And keep those Western Union transfers stackin' faster than I can sign
Cuz I'ma be pullin' in your daddy's salary sittin' on my ass eatin' Cheetos
So why don't you get with the program and quit actin' like the beat froze

 

[Ryan]

Hey, I woke up this morning and flipped the switch on my screen
Got some new orders on my thread, bitch I'm itchin' with the green
Money in my pockets, and when I say cheddar ain't talkin' dairy
Everyday I get outta bed it's like I got Bill Gates for a tooth fairy
So keep packin' that cash in the biggest enveloppe you can find
And keep those Western Union transfers stackin' faster than I can sign
Cuz I'ma be pullin' in your daddy's salary sittin' on my ass eatin' Cheetos
So why don't you get with the program and quit actin' like the beat froze

Woooooo. That was good.

 

[arsenal_osborne]

Da Old Night
Who the fuck are you?
Wanna fight?
Nah your probaly a Hebrew
Go smoke some crack
Cuz your wack

Wanna fight? ill throw you off the 3rd flight, your raps are pretty shite, maybe your jeans are on to tight?, come back when your ready because my raps are to steady, when you come back ill smoke you like some crack, now remember your the only one whos whack so be quiet before i take you out the back and give you a smack.

I figured this would be posted by someone, come on what is this?
Your rhymes tell me nothin' there about as short as your dick is
You use simple words, you really need to expand your vocab
It's so sad, when a kid finds out his parents are both dads (olol)

About as short as his dick? listen here you prick, im takin ova this thread, ima leave you all fo dead
so go back to yo bed, i hope you hear what i said, your petty raps are makin me go red i didnt understand a word yo said, you rap like a fool im gonna take yo to skool now listen here you fool your gettin to the point were ima smack ya with a maul stop tryin to think your cool, cuz arsenal jus took ya to skool

 

[arsenal_osborne]

ops, delete this made a mistake when was trying to edit

 

[arsenal_osborne]

ops, delete this made a mistake when was trying to edit

Same again delte this one to sorry lol

 

[Swibb]

Hey, I woke up this morning and flipped the switch on my screen
Got some new orders on my thread, bitch I'm itchin' with the green
Money in my pockets, and when I say cheddar ain't talkin' dairy
Everyday I get outta bed it's like I got Bill Gates for a tooth fairy
So keep packin' that cash in the biggest enveloppe you can find
And keep those Western Union transfers stackin' faster than I can sign
Cuz I'ma be pullin' in your daddy's salary sittin' on my ass eatin' Cheetos
So why don't you get with the program and quit actin' like the beat froze

Since when can you glorify laziness?
For a second it sounded like you was comin out of Jay-Z's midst
Then I saw your generic rhymes, looked like you were goin down a rhyme list
Just another Soulja joinin the poser army, please enlist

Too bad on the web, no one can see your flaws
It ain't a rap battle if your allowed to take your time or pause
Out-rappin fake emcees like you is my cause
So please everyone, hold the applause


And although this is kinda disproving my rap against you: my money should be there soon XD

 

[Tr1gg4]

woah i stimbled on this thread, my fingers twitched-
im planning you all fo dead

muther fucker dead bitch, kill you dead - you so dead
you will have my words in ur mind - stained by the force of the lead
U no lifers entering the world of the difficult situations
thinking rap is rhyming in ever line
think again bitch -
there aint no time.

Run. all you gota do is run and dont come back
you're not wanted any more dont you understand,
ur an old hand
wasted, chewed up, spat out and stepped on
Go back to mommy and learn the ABC
before you can come and challenge me.
Gonna spit for days to come
in not afraid - i make you hate my, make u shiver at the sight of me
who are you to step up to me?
to come and breath your waste on me?
this is a first taste im in no hurry
no haste
time to dribble it all out and spittle it out
this is a messy battle and only one man will stand
Fuck you bitches
Im from England.

 

Since when can you glorify laziness?
For a second it sounded like you was comin out of Jay-Z's midst
Then I saw your generic rhymes, looked like you were goin down a rhyme list
Just another Soulja joinin the poser army, please enlist

Too bad on the web, no one can see your flaws
It ain't a rap battle if your allowed to take your time or pause
Out-rappin fake emcees like you is my cause
So please everyone, hold the applause


And although this is kinda disproving my rap against you: my money should be there soon XD

Hold the phones, we got an attempt at opposition
Goin' against me Swibb? Your corpse goin' outline the chalk's position
Cops from all over goin' be examinin' how it happened
Vocal cords is missin', I used a rusty knife to extract-'em

I'll seperate both ya shoulders so your arms be sharin'~a~cast
This kid think he real? Yeah right! Even his rhymes be wearin'~a~mask!
Tearin'~ya~fast, the taste of defeat got ya feelin~like~crap
The only chance Swibb got against me is by stealin'~my~raps!

 

[CDD]

Do i just join in or do i have to like sign something?

 

[Swibb]

Is my cd player set to loop?
I keep hearing the same old poop
I'm gonna go make some soup
SHOOP DA WHOOP

Your feet smell
I'm an atheist, I don't believe in hell!
My piss stream is as swift as a gazelle
i like dave chapelle

r2, your time has passed
my rhymes are really fast
i wish i had a girlfriend with a nice ass
only gangsters can smoke grass ='(

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

i think im sleep deprived

 

[Tr1gg4]

Is my cd player set to loop?
I keep hearing the same old poop
I'm gonna go make some soup
SHOOP DA WHOOP

Your feet smell
I'm an atheist, I don't believe in hell!
My piss stream is as swift as a gazelle
i like dave chapelle

r2, your time has passed
my rhymes are really fast
i wish i had a girlfriend with a nice ass
only gangsters can smoke grass ='(

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

i think im sleep deprived

what the fuck do you think you're spititn?
ur not welcome here - this threads for dissin...
ur throwin crumbs at people you dont know
better watch out or theyll leave u dead
wacked a pipe to your head - and ull be hung up just fow show.

Im here playin my curses
only reason cos im disgusted by ur verses
They're a disgrace to humanity,
i will fuck you up - with a 30 day garuntee

 

[Swibb]

what the fuck do you think you're spititn?
ur not welcome here - this threads for dissin...
ur throwin crumbs at people you dont know
better watch out or theyll leave u dead
wacked a pipe to your head - and ull be hung up just fow show.

Im here playin my curses
only reason cos im disgusted by ur verses
They're a disgrace to humanity,
i will fuck you up - with a 30 day garuntee

Yea sorry I was like high off of sleep deprivation...


Hey R2, don't forget the white complexion
Last thing you'll see before my DDS spec, son*
tr1gg4, I didn't forget about you, your the next one

I can get anything I want, I got the connection
I'm seeded around your life like a non-treatable infection
I got more power than a disapproved texan**
Why am I shaking hands with the president? I fixed the election

I could have you put down by the president's people
You'll be sprintin through the streets like Resident Evil
So be scared cuz I'm representin it lethal

*RS reference, loool
**George Bush, if you didn't know

 

[PinkPixel]

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are Cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soddering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L

I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme
whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

~go team~ http://www.musiclyricsfyi.com/white-nerdy-lyrics.htm