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Rap Battles - Official Thread

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I said yo.
iight mrs. pixel i aint wanna be ya friend afta this
so imma get this out realy early
lame fuck, stupid nigga aint gotta group of figures reminds me of a useless piture
couldnt get his change up

so yo when i get hard with rhymes i shine like lipgloss
you pissed off cuz ya dick small so the condom slip off
i stick thick paws and hit walls until they click sawed and get scarred until my dick fall
imma sick ball
throw a couple rocks and watch so we can gliss more
if u knew ya rhymes wasnt liva' den mine what you spit fo ?
i do like jewles
ice cubed circle the wrist ya pap sellin cats jealous cuz we workin with bricks
watch yo mouth you bout to be the person i hit
you supposed to rich
you cant even purchase a whip
imma boss so i floss in a convertable 6
and get sucked by them sluts you get personal with
its drockz known for chrome and a ski mask
im so dope i shold be thrown in a rehab
i need cash bottom line
ever since i signed the dotted line ive been outta my mind
man ma eyes on tha dolla signs and more cope
u guys juss tryna shine so yall broke
we all smoke...breathe in a gonja andi dont pop criss
i need somethin stronga'
i drink dat one fifty one and cant drive i call god like come get me
ONE
tipsy off rum i pound my gun
you like wycleff somebody call 911
when i won' come
my chick take pipe for me..all night for me
take flights for me yall gettin it first
this my life story
its like actual get ghosts to write for me
if i starvin im in ur apartment you a dead man
CLAP !
turn ur sixas hat into a headband
you got a scared hand fumble ya coke
get cuffed up !
THEN BUTT FUCKED
fumble the soap you huggin a post
crack and a gun in yo coat.
all winter
thn all summer you broke
if i french u some dope
the pack gone
or get a gun like THAT LONG !
to ya back dogg ya back gone !
i watch u holla on the payment next day yo family put flowers on the payment
dogg holla at my agent, my schedule tough
im in the benz, why shizz gettin head in the truck my pressy
dential heavy as fuck i aim for ya neck and catch u in the head if u duck
my eyes red from the dutch
i get raw on the album
everybody hear me and be like yo shorty a problem

Olol

Grow a dick. Stole that shit from a freestyle with Free and Cass.

Come back when your not a biter fagot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw94LvK3nhc
 
he stole the first two bars from Murda Mook too
 
Daily, your gay.
I can beat you at farming any day.
i have 6 gf's, and only 3 try to lure
you only have one, and I aint got no crop cure.
The leprechaun has it, along with my green wrench
which is a tool, like you. Go sit on the bench.
Ready for lumby? Cause here it comes
you and your homosexual clan of lvl wuns.
You asks wut I does, and I tell you my reply
"Shut up, i'm eating my ham on rye"
Thats right i'm eating. I restored 20 health
I gots 20 mills, and that is wealth.
You sell your abby wip in an attempt for cash
I sell your mom, whose ass I did smash
Your only gf took a splash, in my bed made of ash
I made it myself, but now she gots tha rash.
She's now diseased, watch out for the orange
Get some reclyms balm, and its time to go oil my door hinge =D
Because im high maintanace, I keep my PoH clean
I even got a teleportation matrix, it flashes green
So next time you are hunting for kebbits
watch your back, I got a crossbow bought with debits
So dont try to run to wildy lvl 25
you cant teleport, because your magics only lvl 5
Im'a end right here, because you just got served.
I even gots a dragon scimitar, and the blade is curved.
 
xsafire your lyrics suck balls
Fuck, i dont know how its possible...
but they do...

You are so addicted to some lame game
you cant diss anyone
its insane
you could try to spit some some meaning
except i see you're in your PoH cleaning.
clicking your life away all day long
go outside dude, it sounds like youre writing a song
Here in the UK we take battles personaly
its a threat to us, and you are attempting to diss intentionally
il creep up behind you silently and
take whats left of your nationality.
Ill leave u strip naked with no race - youll be more than a refugee
not even the poorest country
will accept someone who got
destroyed by me

Go back to your hole
and dont come back till you are at least 10 years old
your raps stink man,
so does your mum
its time time she taught her the meaning of beating her little kid
and taking him outside
so he knows the meaning of fighting...
but each time... you hide...
there was this one kid - who challened me
but i made him shrivel up and he died.
 
Alright Tr1gg4, you took a funny joke way too far. WAY TO FUCKING FAR.

Btw, I haven't played runescape for about 2 years now. Just thought it'd be funny

Now who thinks of a faggot ass name like Tr1gg4?
Rap battling on the internet, sounds like a wanna be WIGGA
With your "Ghetto" name and wack rhymes, you make me sick
Tryin to be a wannabe, go suck a dick.
You cant catch up, your way to far behind
you are an international disgrace to all mankind
Look into my gun, I'll make you blind
You're Gayer then Michael and Vin, combined

You diss me, saying I'm addicted to some game
looks likes someones trying to get rid of the shame
they received when they go to the internet and start to flame
no game
no brain
you've only got one person in life to blame
it's no one else's fault for what you became

Next time you challenge me, you better think twice
you can't beat me, you know I'm hotter then ice
You'll "leave [me] strip naked" what the fuck does that Imply
You'll rape me and leave me in the gutter to die?
Well if that doesn't sound gay then I don't know shit
Now stop acting like some fucking hardcore Britt
So Eminem, you can't say anything anymore
Go try you fucking gay whore

Btw dude

1 Go back to your hole (Hole Doesn't Rhyme with Old)
1 and dont come back till you are at least 10 years old
2 your raps stink man, (Man and Mum don't rhyme)
3 so does your mum
4 its time time she taught her the meaning of beating her little kid (where the fuck does this come in?)
5 and taking him outside
6 so he knows the meaning of fighting... (This also rhymes with nothing)
5 but each time... you hide...
7 there was this one kid - who challened me (Challened isnt a word. Challenged)
5 but i made him shrivel up and he died.

The numbers are the sequence of rhyming. There is no pattern to it. 2, 3, 4, 6, and 7, have no counter line, so they are just a sentence placed in the middle of a paragraph.

Also, half of your stuff doesn't make sense.
 
See.. thats your problem dude
you try to be so smart and get way too rude
in retaliation you go back to your geeky ways
trying to spell crEctly and remembering the old days

when you were the proffesor of your spelling team
getting #1 in a spelling Bee
was your fate and your destiny
But there was a kid just like me
who rapped like me
and fucked like me
and was a little bully
Who picked on smug nerds like you
who couldnt rap and do what you do
writing poems instead of spitting
like a lyrical genius i will be hitting
with your ammo and the flames will burn you down
ill run you into the ground
and make you my trophy
so everyone will see
that a poem is not a battle chant
but rather an invite to kick your ass
and make you run
back to your room where you play your game
all day long
where there is no change....

im sick and tired of pricks like you
who suck dicks like you
who get banged like you
your a magnet for pain
every day is the same
dudes like me come to shower u with insults
and hurl a rock in your face with great results

GTFO the tread and stop taking things so seriously
I didnt even read what you wrote to me
but I got a feeling you wanna battle with intention
in dispention i cant rest until you leave

watch you come back crawling with your balls sprawling
all over the floor
dude
fuck off
theres the door:

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or in your language:
Owned.gif
 
Is this battle of the bitches? That's what you make it seem like
I should be takin' pictures, this is the first time I've seen a mean Dyke
Don't have a period of each other, you probably both forget
This shit isn't serious, we're on the internet
Tr1gg4 brings up dicks in his verse, is he gay?
I wouldn't run it past him, he lives in the UK
I've you read a little closer, you can see it in his writting
"I do like funny holes, even if they're un-inviting" (At his sig)
Wait a minute man, check this out, it's funny!

Tired
of
r
aping
1
(one)
g
reat
g
randma
4 (for)
money
 
i don;t have one lol, but every single one here is a line and then the next rhymes at the end....they don"t have to rime. alot of the time thy don't...
 
Oh my days
its all the gays
starting on the brit who is wearing new jays
cmon on then
lets bring this to the end
im the one who will send
your ass back home
wait... here take the microphone

I aint got no vendetta
but u guys need to get betta
cos im sitting here with a muffin
laughin at yo'll huffin and puffin
getting out your dictionary
to find a way to damage me
_ but im a dude who takes no offence
its you motherfuckers that get tense
and take shit personally and starting filing
against me.

We can make shit out of everyones name
but whats the point in playing a childish game
'Tempt me bitches, pussies - I need a reason to give this
trigger a good squeeze.'
 
'Tempt me bitches, pussies - I need a reason to give this
trigger a good squeeze.'

Seems a bit like a line from 'Soldier' by Eminem
 
death rockz this is for u faggot.

yo i head ur mom like the pink thong
rolled her up like a philly blunt
smoked her like cheech and chong
now shut up bitch u aint the mvp
ya spit game on a girl but she give me her house key
silly faggot dicks are for chicks
i kno blowing some dude is what u do for kicks
so dont rub upon and try to touch my cock
im str8 motha fucka i get pussy by the flock.
 
Stfu nigger my rhymes are nigger. I need a double nigga burger and hold the lettace... Ryan <3 no seeds on the nigga beeds up in this drive-thru order foe nigga.. Ryan <3 We need some niggers up in here in this nigga a nigga ma nigga like da salt on a nigga. Like a nigga for my nigga and another for your nigga double double super nigga and hold the nigga.

^--- This means that i vote for ryan.
 
death rockz this is for u faggot.

yo i head ur mom like the pink thong
rolled her up like a philly blunt
smoked her like cheech and chong
now shut up bitch u aint the mvp
ya spit game on a girl but she give me her house key
silly faggot dicks are for chicks
i kno blowing some dude is what u do for kicks
so dont rub upon and try to touch my cock
im str8 motha fucka i get pussy by the flock.

OK this is going to be horriblez0rz but ill try and do some south London freestyle to match this 0.0:

You think ur bad but dont mess wid Squidge
The top of my shank is sharp, ridged
Sd holds more food than a fridge
ill break ur nose bridge
im big on the ends ur a kid
stop talkin about what next man did
start talkin bout what j00 did
like, how many guns u hid?
aint done shit so come of the mic wid ur fibs
i dun wanna her your fibs
all dribbling on the mic
heres a bib.

and...
for death rockz...*random*

Death rocks think that ur raw?
come london an ill rattle ur jaw
the lyrics that i spit are raw to the core
say u want beef u want more?
fake mc's i ignore
feel like breakin thier jaw
wen i play rough i score
dun get brave thats for sure
ill break you down like a door
im bored....meh.

teh south london slang ftw
 
You need to endorse the fact, that all your lyrics weak
They came out in a forced act, like Kevin Rudd's apology speach
Don't make me come at you, i'll have you runnin ya life
And you thought you were frontin hard, you'll never know what it's like
Then there's the jealous cat, by the name of 'Cocaine Busniss'
I'ma break you down while everyone else is just a witness
First of all, why do you even refer to drugs in your name
You've never copped that shit, you play an online game (Runescape)
You've got vouches in your sig, I think this case is closed
It can be our little secret, i'll make sure no one knows ;)
Squidge, your lines are short, they need to be more extensive
Also this is a battle, your rhymes are 'spossed to be offensive
So I guess I'll leave it there, cause I'm just a lyrical beast
So if you wanna get at me, post here if you really wanna piece
 
You need to endorse the fact, that all your lyrics weak
They came out in a forced act, like Kevin Rudd's apology speach
Don't make me come at you, i'll have you runnin ya life
And you thought you were frontin hard, you'll never know what it's like
Then there's the jealous cat, by the name of 'Cocaine Busniss'
I'ma break you down while everyone else is just a witness
First of all, why do you even refer to drugs in your name
You've never copped that shit, you play an online game (Runescape)
You've got vouches in your sig, I think this case is closed
It can be our little secret, i'll make sure no one knows ;)
Squidge, your lines are short, they need to be more extensive
Also this is a battle, your rhymes are 'spossed to be offensive
So I guess I'll leave it there, cause I'm just a lyrical beast
So if you wanna get at me, post here if you really wanna piece

Ryan's lyrics are sick, a force to be reckoned with
don't step to this beast coz he's got more for you squidge
as do i, so you better brace yourself
im about to reach at my waist and beat u down with my belt
my words get at u, a pain you've never felt
you can't describe it, i spit at u like noone else
murder is the case but i escape from it see,
i'll be comin back at u if you even try to say one word to me
you're mummy's little boy, ur spoiled like old milk
but i dont blame u, id be getting close to her too, coz ur mum is a milf
i gotta go now, coz im tired as fuck
my words pack a punch like the weight of a truck


LOL.. kinda weak :D
 
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