Rap Battles - Official Thread

[Ryan]

Rules are simple.
As many lines as you want. Must be about someone who has posted a verse on THIS thread. So no un-called for flaming, but on the same note, no infractions or warnings are given for flaming in the thread. Your post must contain a verse.

Go ahead, I'll be posting later tonight.

 

[Tgump]

Sythe rules
All else are tools
Just for the LULZ

/win

 

[Ryan]

Tgump, shut up, your rhymes ain't nothin
The only shit i'm feelin' is the fuckin' delete button
You wanna battle me, kid keep wishin'
Your the only one here, thats why i started dissin'
Here, you go, christmas came early
But surely, the only thing you wanted was somethin girlie.

Eww, that sucked.

 

[Chosen God]

That sounded perfect kind of made me laugh though

 

[HISTORY]

Both of you are lame,
Such as this battle for fame.
This is for little pricks,
it's like saying I've got ticks.

Edit: removed last 2 lines just in case I broke some forum rule-.-

 

[Spereff]

Tgump, shut up, your rhymes ain't nothin
The only shit i'm feelin' is the fuckin' delete button
You wanna battle me, kid keep wishin'
Your the only one here, thats why i started dissin'
Here, you go, christmas came early
But surely, the only thing you wanted was somethin girlie.

Eww, that sucked.

Oh shit, that's pretty good.

Ryan, Ryan, just stop lyin',
your raps are as irritating,
as a new-born baby cryin'.
Just give up, don't keep tryin',
or I'll fuck up here, and really start dying.
Go away now, shut the door,
your family is nice, your mom's a whore.

Holy shit, after reading that, I realize it's a really gay.

Both of you are lame,
Such as this battle for fame.
This is for little pricks,
it's like saying I've got ticks.

That was gay, that was crap,
it aint good enough to be called a rap.
Your rhymes are small, an utter joke,
if you keep goin', watch out for that stroke.
You are a prick, you do have ticks,
but also note your two dads and two dicks.

Eh, don't take ANYTHING in my raps seriously, I'm just trying to come up with shit.

 

[Sex_bot]

Oh shit, that's pretty good.

Ryan, Ryan, just stop lyin',
your raps are as irritating,
as a new-born baby cryin'.
Just give up, don't keep tryin',
or I'll fuck up here, and really start dying.
Go away now, shut the door,
your family is nice, your mom's a whore.

Holy shit, after reading that, I realize it's a really gay.



That was gay, that was crap,
it aint good enough to be called a rap.
Your rhymes are small, an utter joke,
if you keep goin', watch out for that stroke.
You are a prick, you do have ticks,
but also note your two dads and two dicks.

Eh, don't take ANYTHING in my raps seriously, I'm just trying to come up with shit.

Your name is real fucking wack, a sperref?
sounds like something that comes outta ur dick
u broke ass mother fucker u wonder why u got no click
ill pop a cap in ur ass anyday of the week
a bullet to the brain is the answer ull seek
ur blood on the pavement your head messed up
ur pants leaking like acid in a paper cup
tell your mum i left a dollar twenty on the bench
something smell like fish really strong.. i think its ur mums pussy stench
i know ur reading this and probably in doubt..
but all i want you to know is ill knock u the fuck out
CHURCH!

HAHA SOOO LAME LMAO!

 

[Ryan]

Ready?

Spereff, stop talking shit, it might be contagious
You'll see your shit @ rap when you get boo'd off stages
And you think i sound like a little baby cryin?
You can't sound better then me, you'd probably die tryin
Lol, my family's nice, but my mums a whore?
Yet she buys more shit then you could only dream to afford.


Sex_bot, you better stfu about his name.
Yours is fuckin worse, i ain't even playin
I lol'd when you said you would 'pop a cap'
Thats what you wish for when you sit on santa's lap
Take some advice, you should probably stop braggin
It would be epic lulz if sex_bot stated laggin

 

[Spereff]

Ready?

Spereff, stop talking shit, it might be contagious
You'll see your shit @ rap when you get boo'd off stages
And you think i sound like a little baby cryin?
You can't sound better then me, you'd probably die tryin
Lol, my family's nice, but my mums a whore?
Yet she buys more shit then you could only dream to afford.

I talk like shit? Look at your rap,
that piece of shit looks like crap.
You use a dildo for your pleasure made out of brass,
better watch out for my glorious one comin' up your ass.
Your mom's not rich, she's a whore!
When she's the house with a man, she shuts the door.
She doesn't say it out loud, she keeps you alive,
It's an orgy in her room, twenty-cents for five.

Your name is real fucking wack, a sperref?
sounds like something that comes outta ur dick
u broke ass mother fucker u wonder why u got no click
ill pop a cap in ur ass anyday of the week
a bullet to the brain is the answer ull seek
ur blood on the pavement your head messed up
ur pants leaking like acid in a paper cup
tell your mum i left a dollar twenty on the bench
something smell like fish really strong.. i think its ur mums pussy stench
i know ur reading this and probably in doubt..
but all i want you to know is ill knock u the fuck out
CHURCH!

Holy shit man, how can you spell?
Is it cause you're a fat ass who goes to taco bell?
I got more balls then you, your dad, that's the end.
Now run away cryin', to your fucking boyfriend.
Man, you go for my mother, you're that desperate?
Your mom's a slut, I like seeing her legs split.
Don't talk about this shit, you aint so tough,
but I know in sex, your father's quite rough.
So just go away, leave this city,
your raps are lame, they aren't even witty.


LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pikachuâ„¢]

Alright, let me murk you all on the spot with my grime bars.

LISTEN.

Give up you dickheads, what you been smoking?
I'll cut up, I ain't even joking,
Your all chatting shit, coz' you've been smoking,
I knew where you lived, and I fucked your mums after I broke in,
That's why nuff' man were provoking.

Coz' i'll punch up your nose, rip out your tongue,
Draw for my shank and puncture your lungs,
I'll fuck you up and leave you swung,
N' now i'm off coz' your girl just rung,
SHUUUUUUUT your mouth coz it smells like cum.

Like, go on then, go on then. Draw for the 9.
Look at you with your PussyCat Doll shrine,
My bars will eat you coz' i'm devine,
Your jus' fat and look like a swine,
Can't sloo me coz' i'll leave you crying.

I've owned this thread and I ain't even trying!

YEEEEEEEUT.

Don't watch that, jus' warming my-self up a bit.

Pikachu

 

[Ryan]

I thought you were joking when you said you owned this thread
Why call yourself pikachu if your lookin' for street cred
haha and the comment about his mouth smellin' of cum
But you wouldn't know shit, cause you will never get none.
I ain't smokin nothing, i'm just being lazy
But don't be dissin' me, your mum might be carrying ma baby
Then to have the courage to say you ain't tryin
Man that shits played we can tell that your lyin
But dont mess with Ryans cause his verses are hot
I can prove it in this thread, and show you i'm on top
But you, you can leave, i despise you a lot
Your a disgrace to the game, why the fuck did you even drop (Drop meaning his verse)
You can't begin to comprehend what goes on in my mind
If i was thinkin out loud, i'd be constantly spittin' lines

 

[Pikachuâ„¢]

Ryan pshh nice but lets go again.

You can't test me and my crew on the level,
You can't sloo me on the level
I'm a pro, I wouldn't have that on the level,
You heard that it was a rumour on the level,
The level of rappers gone up a level,
I'm still around still heavy on the level,
And i'm at war with the top boys on the level,
Murking bare face now on the level,
I'm going for the levels of flow and I flow RAPID!
Who's that willing to keep I bust rapid,
I bust a cap in the sound boy who thinks hes rapid,
I clap down on rappers, they can't hack it.
If my flow goes missin' track it down,
If an obstacle comes, slap it down,
And I told you before I swing anybody round, any body from any town,
gets swung around.

Jus' warming up. Come back on that Ryan.

 

[Pikachuâ„¢]

Sorry, delete this. Accident

:$

Pikachu

 

[Ryan]

Ryan pshh nice but lets go again.

You can't test me and my crew on the level,
You can't sloo me on the level
I'm a pro, I wouldn't have that on the level,
You heard that it was a rumour on the level,
The level of rappers gone up a level,
I'm still around still heavy on the level,
And i'm at war with the top boys on the level,
Murking bare face now on the level,
I'm going for the levels of flow and I flow RAPID!
Who's that willing to keep I bust rapid,
I bust a cap in the sound boy who thinks hes rapid,
I clap down on rappers, they can't hack it.
If my flow goes missin' track it down,
If an obstacle comes, slap it down,
And I told you before I swing anybody round, any body from any town,
gets swung around.

Jus' warming up. Come back on that Ryan.

In case you missed the title, this is a battle thread
Your supposed to attack me, your talking yourself up instead
And it's obvious you have an obsession with the word 'level'
Don't use that shit on me, i'm a lyrical rap devil
But wait! he's changed, rapids the new word
This is a first, we got a gangsta against a nerd
Please stop, i hope your repetitiveness is not contagious
You need mental help, but you can't with minimum wages
You can't afford it, wasted to much on your Pikachu
Next time i need a bitch, no need to look, i can PM you.

 

[Spereff]

Ryan, you didn't come back against my rap. What a shame. Lulz, "Gangsta'"

 

[L33tz0rz]

In case you missed the title, this is a battle thread
Your supposed to attack me, your talking yourself up instead
And it's obvious you have an obsession with the word 'level'
Don't use that shit on me, i'm a lyrical rap devil
But wait! he's changed, rapids the new word
This is a first, we got a gangsta against a nerd
Please stop, i hope your repetitiveness is not contagious
You need mental help, but you can't with minimum wages
You can't afford it, wasted to much on your Pikachu
Next time i need a bitch, no need to look, i can PM you.

Fuckin ryan, your rhymes are wack,
Talk shit like that, fuckin' watch your back.
Dude you think your shit is good?
Man they'll fuck you up in the hood.

Bro, bow to your master,
You can't compete, your a disaster.

Man they dropped better shit in 8 mile,
Your bad rhymes could fill up the nile.


»L33t.

 

[Spereff]

Fuckin ryan, your rhymes are wack,
Talk shit like that, fuckin' watch your back.
Dude you think your shit is good?
Man they'll fuck you up in the hood.

Bro, bow to your master,
You can't compete, your a disaster.

Man they dropped better shit in 8 mile,
Your bad rhymes could fill up the nile.


»L33t.

Leetzor, Leetzor, Leetzor,
it's "you're" not "your"
maybe you didn't learn that,
cause your mom is a whore.

Look at yourself, change ya name,
it isn't so nice, doesn't cause fame,
your fucking raps can't win this game,
just stop trying, before people see that you're lame.

 

[L33tz0rz]

Leetzor, Leetzor, Leetzor,
it's "you're" not "your"
maybe you didn't learn that,
cause your mom is a whore.

Look at yourself, change ya name,
it isn't so nice, doesn't cause fame,
your fucking raps can't win this game,
just stop trying, before people see that you're lame.

'maybe you didn't learn that,
cause your mom is a whore.'

Man throw that shit out the door,
We all know that you're moms the whore.

Bro don't even try and battle me,
You will go down like the rest, you'll see.

»L33t.


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Btw, this : it's "you're" not "your"
maybe you didn't learn that,
cause your mom is a whore.

Made no sense at all, lol.

 

[Ryan]

Spereff, you want me to call you out? You like being dissed?
Haha, welcome man, you number one on my list
But on the real, of my skill, i'm only using 20 percent
You may aswell leave now if thats all you gonna present
You both mention whores in your verse, don't you listen you what your told
Don't say that word, remember your only 12 years old


Ehh, this was shit head.

 

[Spereff]

'maybe you didn't learn that,
cause your mom is a whore.'

Man throw that shit out the door,
We all know that you're moms the whore.

Bro don't even try and battle me,
You will go down like the rest, you'll see.

»L33t.


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Btw, this : it's "you're" not "your"
maybe you didn't learn that,
cause your mom is a whore.

Made no sense at all, lol.

Like the rest? What's there to see?
with your raps you go on a killing spree.

Don't try to come back, with an opposite sayin',
I'll kick your ass anyway, you better start prayin'.

So leave this house, and out of this thread,
you're gone now, in this battle you're dead.

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"It's you're not your"

You said...

your a disaster

You see? You confused the two homonyms together,
and I'm joking about your lack of education.
And for your mother's a whore, it means that she can't supply you with a good education.

Spereff, you want me to call you out? You like being dissed?
Haha, welcome man, you number one on my list
But on the real, of my skill, i'm only using 20 percent
You may aswell leave now if thats all you gonna present
You both mention whores in your verse, don't you listen you what your told
Don't say that word, remember your only 12 years old.

I called you out, to finish your wack-ass try,
but buddy, you and your raps don't even fly.
Twenty percent? That's your maximum ability,
and I'm here to fuck you up, that's my responsibility.
Bitch, it's true your mom's a whore and a slut,
and you know you're poor, livin' in a hut.

Who says that I'm 12? I'm 13, you jew,
but we both know for my young age, I got mo' balls than you.
But please shut the fuck up, you're only 9 as you state,
Go back in your room, with your polly-pocket-doll and masturbate.
Don't even try at me, to teach me right or wrong,
I need to teach you to stop wearing your mother's thong.


Lol...I'm tired. >_>