youre not fat

Sometimes I lather myself in butter and wrap myself up in my fairy wings and slide around the floor pretending to be a slug.


You ever noticed, people that say you're beautiful for who you are, are like fucking solid 10/10 with looks. like oh sure you've had to walk around with man tits and 4 chins before you right

 

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