your top 5 punchlines

[chic_raw]

I recently made a thread for who you think is the best 'punchline' rapper. But
now i want to know what are the top 5 best punchlines you heard and you
have to name the rapper who said it.

Here are mines ( just the ones i could think of on the spot):

Cassidy - In my wrist man i lit it up , my bezzle got so many pebbles bambam couldent lift it up

Cassidy - when i jewelry shop i cop so much ice man, I need a water ice stand for a jewlery box

Cassidy - N i could stunt cuz i pump crack, If you cats wore my chain for a month you be hunchback

cassidy - yea i moved a couple bricks couple birds blew by, coke white like it had blond hair n blue eyes

Cassidy - so what yall in debt what yall expect yall nick baggers, all of my block sold more rock then mick jagger

 

[Public Enemy Number One]

I don't really want to come up with 5. How about my top 3?

#3 Mac Miller - Stupid bitch, keep on hatin', I'm gonna keep on doing it. Spend a day as me? Boy, you couldn't get the shoes to fit.

#2 DMX - I show no love, to homo thugs. Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs. How you gonna explain fuckin a man? Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand.

#1 Mac Miller - You cockroach, I'm heroin cause everything I say is dope.

 

[Larsiny_family]

I don't really want to come up with 5. How about my top 3?

#3 Mac Miller - Stupid bitch, keep on hatin', I'm gonna keep on doing it. Spend a day as me? Boy, you couldn't get the shoes to fit.

#2 DMX - I show no love, to homo thugs. Empty out, reloaded and throw more slugs. How you gonna explain fuckin a man? Even if we squashed the beef, I ain't touchin ya hand.

#1 Mac Miller - You cockroach, I'm heroin cause everything I say is dope.

chics list by far was better then urs no offence lol

my tops are

Me - Yall no swag ni*gas need to give it a rest, im so fly i dont got a bed i sleep in a nest

Me - think dey slick tryna take my shine, watch so bright i gotta wear sunglasses to see da time

Me - i walk by my swagger dey wanna inspect, im so fly i think i shulda been an insect

Me - talkin bout u got nine 9's i hit u wit 9 knives, i kilt dis nig*a i thought dey said pussys got 9 lives?

paul wall - say cheese i show my fronts, got more carrots den bugsbunnys lunch

^ just heard this 2mins ago n had to put it lmao

 

[kingbillaz]

Dont got a top 5 right now but this is one of the best i here:

cassidy: now who gon get cassidy murked, i can tell yall niggas sweet when we meet cuz my cavity hurt

wooooooooooooo!!!!