Best Rap Punchlines You Ever Heard?

[body_bags]

just wondering what are the best rap punchlines you ever heard?

mines is:

cassidy - who gon get cassidy merked?,
i can tell yall niggas sweet when we meet cuz my cavity hurt,

 

[masterballer]

wooooh

 

[masterballer]

mine

ludcris:I got more blue jays den toronto

 

[body_bags]

mine

ludcris:I got more blue jays den toronto

dat was greazy still i remember that line from the 2011 bet cypher

 

[masterballer]

yaaa that was a sick cypher slim shaddy killed it

but do you have anything on youtube?? i heard your bars on the battle page that was super tuff man!

 

[Chase]

[youtube]OLCnbtEotfw[/youtube]

 

[Finlux]

50 cent : If I can't do it, it can't be done. Lll

 

[body_bags]

50 cent : If I can't do it, it can't be done. Lll

erm... thats not a punchline lol

 

[priapism]

"Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friend I had a threesome"
-Tyler, the Creator

 

[G0ggl3s]

''Guns turn you boys into pussies, sex changee''
-Lil wayne

 

[caped crusador]

"Better late then never, but never late is better"
-drake

 

[natemac]

"Rape a pregnant bitch and tell my friend I had a threesome"
-Tyler, the Creator

Hahahaha holy shit this is great. What song is this?

 

[T V]

Vast Aire's for sure


"You were a still-born baby; mother didn't want you, but you were still born"

"I guess life is mean, death is the median, and purgatory is the mode that we settle in"

both from this song

[youtube]yVeUQxi7960[/youtube]


almost every song on that album has at least one classic line. Check it out if you haven't already heard it

 

[Stormstruck]

*talking about your girlfriend*
"ill bust off in her face, and right after the segment,
she'll probably to rub it in her p***y, try to get herself pregnant"
-immortal technique

 

[Libbie]

Hahahaha holy shit this is great. What song is this?

Tron Cat - Tyler the Creator

 

[runtkirk3]

"Runtkirk3 is awesome,
Really really awesome"


by Runtkirk3

 

[Asaprocky]

ANYTHING By big l he defintely had the best lines

"my techniques great, and im the nigga police hate,
in each state"

 

[Gaizma]

Carry on running ya lip and I'll get your body parts and rearrange them like a transformer...

-Devilman.

PS - There is a nice rhyme before it which makes it sound a lot better, but I can't find the lyric.

 

[Loyal 2 da game]

the first line of fall back by big L

"ayo i heard yo heard your single, you better make a whole new song,
if they said that shit is hot then they told you wrong"