As ADC: Caitlyn - cba getting sniped mid recall
As mid : syndra cause i play assassins and getting pushed away cba
As top : urgot cuz fuck that aids piecr of shit
As a morg main: pyke ( annoying to vs with lots of dashes) / Ezreal ( e is annoying when trying to land binds) / vladmir ( either shit on my team or a god on the enemy team so have to ban him)