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Yo Mama Jokes! Post em here!

Yo mama has to stop changing lipstick, my dick is starting to be a rainbow!

Take that mother FUCKER!
 
Yo mama's so fat, when she got on the bike, 'da bike said,"FUCK NO!"
 
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Silab addict said:
Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows!
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Lmao!! heres a few i got it.


Yo Mama like a box of wood, always gettin nailed

Yo Mama so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck

Yo Mama so fat, she jumped in the air and blocked out the sun and everyone screamed Eclipse!!!

Yo momma is so fat, she saw a school bus full of white kids and yelled, "stop that twinkie!"

Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.

Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.

PWNED?

~Nikki~
 
Your Mamma Had Oral Sex With Ur Dadda And Spat The Cum On Her Chest And Rubbed It All Over Her Vagina And Had You!
 
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