Yo Mama Jokes! Post em here!

Yo mama so retarded she told me to say this!

 

Yo mama has to stop changing lipstick, my dick is starting to be a rainbow!

Take that mother FUCKER!

 

Yo mama's like a brick wall, Mexicans LAY her all day LONG!

 

Yo mama's so fat, when she got on the bike, 'da bike said,"FUCK NO!"

 

Stop with all the internet jokes, if I wanted a virus I would of gotten it of yo mamma.


(Love that one, mine not yours )

 

Yo mama is so poor she eats her own turd for breakfast

 

lol nicelol nice one mate

 

u eat crap from my testacly choked but crack lol jk

 

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Lmao!! heres a few i got it.


Yo Mama like a box of wood, always gettin nailed

Yo Mama so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck

Yo Mama so fat, she jumped in the air and blocked out the sun and everyone screamed Eclipse!!!

Yo momma is so fat, she saw a school bus full of white kids and yelled, "stop that twinkie!"

Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.

Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.

Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.

PWNED?

~Nikki~

 

everyone here should gtfo

 

wow ur nice

 

rate mine!!!

yo mama its so dumb ,she drived on a parked car

 

Immature kid jokes.

 

Your momma's so stupid that she turned smart.

tehe.

 

Your mom's an eggcrate.

 

Your Mamma Had Oral Sex With Ur Dadda And Spat The Cum On Her Chest And Rubbed It All Over Her Vagina And Had You!